J4L's Advice Thread ('Cos Rob's a Fail)

[Johnny Scumm]

Seeing as how RobL15 has yet again become future endeavoured, this time after what? 5 Minutes? I've decided to start my own advice thread, 'cos at least this way, I can answer them.

 

[The Crock]

It's been longer than 4 hours, it hasn't gone down... What do I do?

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It's been longer than 4 hours, it hasn't gone down... What do I do?

I don't know. Souffles usually sink in the first 5 minutes. You must have made it with concrete.

 

[The Crock]

Mmmhhhmmm. It is pretty stiff.

 

[KeepItFresh]

Will your advice actually help me?

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Will your advice actually help me?

It should do. Depends on what you want help with.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Mmmhhhmmm. It is pretty stiff.

Hack the top off and see what's inside.

 

[The Crock]

Will putting it in cold water do anything?

 

[KeepItFresh]

Alright, next time I go to the jewelery store for a brand new bangin' chain... How many diamonds should be in it?

 

[The Crock]

Alright, next time I go to the jewelery store for a brand new bangin' chain... How many diamonds should be in it?

Putting a quarter in the machine outside of WalMart doesn't count.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Will putting it in cold water do anything?

It may, give it a try, see what happens.

Alright, next time I go to the jewelery store for a brand new bangin' chain... How many diamonds should be in it?

Erm, if you want "Bangin'', then I would suggest lots. How many do your previous chains have?

 

[KeepItFresh]

Putting a quarter in the machine outside of WalMart doesn't count.

Hahaha, damn man.

I shouldn't be asking rockers about chains anyways.

 

[The Crock]

It's not doing much. Just slippery. Fuck.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It's not doing much. Just slippery. Fuck.

Damn. Well, erm, rub at it, maybe you can wear some of it away.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I gotta lump...

 

[The Crock]

I've been doing that ever since I took it out of the "oven".

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I gotta lump...

In your throat? Where?

I've been doing that ever since I took it out of the "oven".

Ask a "Chef"

 

[ABMorales787]

I gotta lump...

Probably a Cheetos.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Probably a Chettos.

You mean Cheetos?

 

[ABMorales787]

I feel the need to grab a girl I know's big ass. What do I do?

 

[PunksNo1Fan]

I think my sister's hot. What do I do?

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I think my sister's hot. What do I do?

Sort out your fucked up mind?

I feel the need to grab a girl I know's big ass. What do I do?

Be really nice to her, then smack it as a joke, if she doesn't mind, then do it again another time. I done that once, worked a treat.

 

[KeepItFresh]

Why is this thread already so popular?

 

[PunksNo1Fan]

Sort out your fucked up mind?

Noted. Dick.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Why is this thread already so popular?

I can't give advice on that.