akrassikauda
#Evil Empire
I'm not going to straight up call the OP a moron like some of the other posters
Maybe you won't but I will and do one better, OP your a fucking moron.
How the hell after reading that entire article you could not come to the conclusion that it was a work of fiction and satire. By the time you read comments about lines by then you would have to know it was not real.
I suggest you try out for Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? No cancel that because clearly you haven't made it past the third grade.
This is the best the American school system can do,damn this current generation is so fucked.