Is Madden Kinda Sorta Right?

[Miko]

I haven't been watching any of this, are you saying that I am still a blind Bryan supporter is because of that?

 

[Miko]

Aren't we talking about a guy who was in team hell no, doing comedy skits, losing his Mania match in 30 seconds? The guy is a pushover and he was never meant to be a main event wrestler like CM Punk, Orton and Cena. He is supposed to be a jobber.

There is no mistake or shady booking. He is has a comedy gimmick. You are not supposed to take him seriously.

Oh and I'll give anybody that finds and beats this guy up the contents of my wallet, which at this point contain roughly £5, a drivers licence, a possibly used(?) condom and an expired train ticket (can't drive everywhere)

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

You're looking at this from the wrong perspective. The objective here is, and always has been, to make Daniel Bryan look good.

Is that the objective? Or is/was the objective to find a placeholder for Cena? I'm saying Daniel Bryan may not be that guy. I know 'round the IWC, this is like dropping a hydrogen bomb, but.... DB's boring. He has good matches and.... that's it. I think people are staying on the wagon because it's hard to admit how awful this has been. I still love the little guy, and hope they figure something out. But the beard-wearing, YES screaming guy isn't cutting it.

 

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.]

Madden's a dipsh*t. I picture him sitting at his computer typing with his eyes closed and having some dumb fat grin on his face.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is that the objective? Or is/was the objective to find a placeholder for Cena?

They found one - it was Daniel Bryan. In my head, I'm picturing a pedestal marked "John Cena's Placeholder" with Daniel Bryan standing on it (CM Punk's standing in the background, staring enviously). The objective was to shine the pedestal, not to find someone to stand on it.

I'm saying Daniel Bryan may not be that guy. I know 'round the IWC, this is like dropping a hydrogen bomb, but.... DB's boring. He has good matches and.... that's it. I think people are staying on the wagon because it's hard to admit how awful this has been. I still love the little guy, and hope they figure something out. But the beard-wearing, YES screaming guy isn't cutting it.

You and I could agree to disagree, but I'm the guy with every arena in the United States - and then some - behind me. I could go into how I dislike people being disparaged for being 'just a good wrestler', as if that's easy and not what every wrestler on the planet aspires to. Instead I'll go in a different direction: every time Bryan's been handed a microphone in his career, he's set the world on fire. Every time it's been taken away from him, it's been doused.

And I'm still of the opinion that the past few months have been Not That Bad. The worst part has been the twenty minute Triple H promos and Big Show acting conflicted for whatever time that didn't take up, which (duh) is nothing to do with Bryan.