Indecent Proposal

[TheOneBigWill]

I think I had one, tonight at work.

Story: 1 Man, 2 Women came in. The guy asked for a movie ("He's Just Not That Into You" ironically enough) His exact quote was this..

I need to know if you have any copies of this movie in, it just might save my relationships.

Yes, relationships, as in plural.

At first, I thought it was a joke. I replied (jokingly) with "Yeah, I always try to explain to my Wife about how it's okay, but she doesn't go for it"

I shit you not, the exact reply I got.. from one of the Females.. was.. "If it'd help, I could explain to her how much fun it is, and how it'll really spice up your relationship."

I stood there blank stare and all, like a kid, who just witnessed Bambi's mom get mowed down by Paul Bunyan's brother.

I then get something along the lines of what I can only assume was a proposal, by a 50+ year old Woman. I had to explain to her, I don't mind a bit of age difference.. but normally not when it's increased by my own.

 

[Sparky]

 

[Hyorinmaru]

should've taken her up on the offer. I hear women age like fine wine

 

[klunderbunker]

Not sure if his wife would understand.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

should've taken her up on the offer. I hear women age like fine wine

This Woman looked like she aged like Milk. (a-thank you, Jeff Dunham & Walter)

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Not sure if his wife would understand.

Oh yeah Well then lets forget i said anything

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Not sure if his wife would understand.

Part of me thinks knowing Erin, she'll think "I" hit on the Senior Citizen. lol

But another part of me believes Erin knows in her own mind, thats not possible. She was way out of my age limit, especially OLDER.

 

[Milkyway!]

This Woman looked like she aged like Milk. (a-thank you, Jeff Dunham & Walter)

Screw you. Bastard.

 

[Mr. TM]

i didnt read this, but I bet it was funny. Good job will!