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[Milkyway!]

Deadmans a bastard.....He told me he had cancer, I believed him..Then I just used logic, who has kidney cancer? I mean seriously, they would just take your kidneys out and be done with it. What a bastard, I felt all sorry for him, and everything.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

The lesson here is, never show sympathy for anyone for anything.

'Your new born baby was ironically crushed by an ambulance outside of the hospital entrance? TOUGH!'

 

[Milkyway!]

That poor baby Wait whos baby was it? Because, If its mine, who gives a crap, I can make a new one. But if its someone elses. That poor baby

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

You're not learning Milkyway

Oh, and it was Jodie Marsh's