If you were a Mod ....

I sometimes wonder if any of our posters are someone famous that comes on here to enjoy the anonymity and blow off steam.

I imagine that NorCal is likely General Patreus.
 
I'm actually kind of famous. But none of you have ever heard of me.

Figure that one out. Actually, it's not too hard.

I drank too much. Pretend I am a WWE Universe fan, and spoon feed me the answer.

I am assuming you helped build Firefox, and will assume so until told differently.

If I am right, tell me where to meet you to thank you face to face or balls. Your choice.
 
LOL

So, you didn't create Firefox?
No...when I said you people hadn't heard of me, I meant it. But, there's rarely a place I can go around my area, without someone coming up to me and trying to chat me up. It doesn't matter if I'm in a store, a restaurant, taking a walk in the park, or just hanging out, someone will recognize me and want to come talk to me. Most times i have no idea who they are.
 
No...when I said you people hadn't heard of me, I meant it. But, there's rarely a place I can go around my area, without someone coming up to me and trying to chat me up. It doesn't matter if I'm in a store, a restaurant, taking a walk in the park, or just hanging out, someone will recognize me and want to come talk to me. Most times i have no idea who they are.

He's a coach for a basketball team. In Missouri.
 
No...when I said you people hadn't heard of me, I meant it. But, there's rarely a place I can go around my area, without someone coming up to me and trying to chat me up. It doesn't matter if I'm in a store, a restaurant, taking a walk in the park, or just hanging out, someone will recognize me and want to come talk to me. Most times i have no idea who they are.

You've said before you were a basketball coach for your local High School. Did you lead them to a state Championship?
 
Hm. So then... someone that comes in contact or is seen by large amounts of people locally but impersonally. Teacher, local news, athletics... I dunno, I'm just tossing out ideas.
 
He's a coach for a basketball team. In Missouri.
That's part of it. If it was just that, it probably wouldn't be as big of a deal.

But some how, between my parents and grandparents (as well as my teaching), everyone in the fucking world seems to know me. I've been two hours away in St. Louis at the Six Flags theme park, and had people come up to me. Granted, that was probably more coincidence than anything, but it just serves as a great illustration to my point.
 
I would start by gaining a fairly important position amung the Mods- we shall say the WWE section as it gains a lot of fans. Here I would begin to insidiously (and not Lord Sidiously) start to build up my popularity amung the rank and file. Knowing the dangers of the bar room I would probably keep them from here and get them to visit an alternative bar room I would set up where we could dicuss my greatness. Soon after I would spark the deep rivalry between TNA and WWE and while attempting to pretend I was defusing the situation- really I would fan the flames until all out war broke out and claimed the postions of most of the mods and a couple of G-Mods. I would then act quickly to install allies of mine within the reccently vocated Mod positions and with their aid- progress to that of a G-Mod.

With the aid of my large group of followers we would then slowly attempt a takeover of the bar room as well as many other areas of the site. Before long with the wave of popular support firmly behind me it would be impossible for the admins to ignore me for much longer and I would finally have a seat at the high table. From here of course I would naturally play on any tentions that exist amung the admins- joining first one side and then the other until I had managed to get them all fired or deadmined. Of course around this time it would start to become obvious what I was doing and dissent would surely rise. To combat this I would go on series of purges and show trials of ex respected members of staff until even the memory of anyone other than me was gone. Probably start a cult of personality after that or something :)
 

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