AnthonyMango/NoFate007
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M.V.P.: Given his current storyline, what better way to finally pick up that elusive victory, than by winning in flukish fashion and being the last guy in the ring, after the other two eliminate each other via a clothesline and carry over.
I think it'd be hilarious to see this year's winner in general, for once, not actually take part in "winning" in the end, yet being the odd man out.. possibly even knocked out cold, while the other two guys tumble over the top rope together.
This place would go nuts if that happened, though. "Let me get this straight: guy who can't beat Kung Fu Naki wins the Royal Rumble? Way to go, WWE, burying everybody". I agree it'd be a hilarious set of circumstances, but I think we would probably end up looking back in retrospect and wishing it took place at something a little less grandiose than the once-a-year Royal Rumble.
John Morrison: This will clearly and obviously never happen, at least not within the next year or likely 3. Hell, possibly even ever. But this is my dream. John Morrison is the new Chris Jericho, or Shawn Michaels. His charisma needs some fine-tuning, and his promo skills need work.. but he's definately fun to watch, and he's got the look of a younger Jericho/Michaels.
It wouldn't be shocking (to me) if Morrison surprised everyone and won it, but as I've said I'm not naive enough to think it'll ever happen soon, if at all.
Man, if I had it my way, Morrison would win the Royal Rumble and face Cena lol. But like you said, its not gonna happen this time around. Although, I do think that when he eventually turns face, he could very well pull an HBK from 96 - come in as the favorite face, wins the thing, and eventually wins his first championship at WrestleMania. It just won't be at this year's ppv. Maybe next year.
Unfortunately this time around, the WWE has little to no options when it comes to their Royal Rumbles. Raw has nobody left for Cena to defend his title against except Orton, and even that has been done so much since the summer of 07 - including last year's WrestleMania. But we JUST had Cena/Jericho, Cena/Kane would be a terrible choice for the biggest WrestleMania ever (as would Cena/Punk, Cena/Mysterio, etc), and Cena/JBL is just ridiculous. Edge/Hardy/HHH/Christian...despite how I think HHH shouldn't be involved in it at all...are there really any other options? You can't really give it to Khali or Big Show or Umaga or even Career Kamikaze Kennedy. Now, I could see Kennedy/Edge being something for a future WrestleMania, but not while he's injured and has absolutely no momentum going into it in comparison to a healthy and insanely over Jeff Hardy. So this time around, there wouldn't be anybody that I would give the RR win to "out of fucking nowhere".
But next year...