I Might Get Killed

[Mr. TM]

Have sex with him.

Just to fuck with your girlfriend.

 

[Coco]

Have sex with him.

Just to fuck with your girlfriend.

You know how he could accomplish that goal far more efficiently?

If he just fucked his girlfriend.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

be funny if it was Jake RIP

 

[Mr. TM]

or...

Reintroduced them. Made them fall back in love with eachother. Go out of his way to make their lives incredible. Make it his life's work for them to be in love like from The Notebook.


Then slit her throat in front of him.

That will show him.

 

[Coco]

Another good idea:

He should run crying to his girlfriend saying that this guy has him paranoid and that if anything happens he wants her to keep her purity for the afterlife.

 

[Miko]

Take the initiative, stalk him first

or...

Reintroduced them. Made them fall back in love with eachother. Go out of his way to make their lives incredible. Make it his life's work for them to be in love like from The Notebook.


Then slit her throat in front of him.

That will show him.

This is a far better and well thought out plan, do this.

 

[Jane]

TM's thing works for me.

 

[Mr. TM]

glad I could help.

Need to get money for allt he help I give out.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Just start dating a fat chic. Hardly anyone wants those, you'd be protected for life. Until she ate you.