I just sent Doc a package of 30 condoms.

[Serious Mozzarella]

In our previous chapter in our quest to get Doc laid, we saw our heroes pound sex advice at him from every angle.

Today, as an official present from the Wrestlezone community, Doc will be receiving a package of 30 condoms to use for his ultimate goal of getting some sweet, black-girl ass.

So now we've come to a dead end.

A) What else should be sent to Doc for his quest-for-sex?
B) What kind of advice should we give Doc for when he gets laid?

blogtv.com/people/mattthedoctor

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

My advice is that Doc get "Glow in the dark" condoms. He can give one to a friend of his, and then they can have "Dick Wars!!!"

 

[The Doctor]

 

[The_Misson]

Doc's gonna get laid 30 times

 

[The Doctor]

This is going to be so embarrassing when I get it from the mail place. I'll have to bring a load of plastic bags to hide the large "CONDOM DEPOT" stamp...

 

[INDYjon22]

Or you could parade it around, giving girls the idea that you are getting laid all the time.....see what I'm getting at?

 

[The Doctor]

Who's the ugly/creepy guy in your sig?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Lol, would've never guessed.

 

[The Doctor]

Considering it says "neuroticfish" right there in the sig...

 

[Goliath Uterus]

When I saw it first, I thought it said "neuroticism".

 

[The_Misson]

NO GET TIGER WOODS BRAND!

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Who's the ugly/creepy guy in your sig?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

In our previous chapter in our quest to get Doc laid, we saw our heroes pound sex advice at him from every angle.

Today, as an official present from the Wrestlezone community, Doc will be receiving a package of 30 condoms to use for his ultimate goal of getting some sweet, black-girl ass.

So now we've come to a dead end.

A) What else should be sent to Doc for his quest-for-sex?
B) What kind of advice should we give Doc for when he gets laid?

blogtv.com/people/mattthedoctor

Wait, he is gonna fuck a BLACK GIRL? dude. Nice.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Never wear protection. It takes away all the feeling.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Never wear protection. It takes away all the feeling.

Hes going to put all 30 on at once. Including the vibrating, and the studded condom.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Never wear protection. It takes away all the feeling.

fuckin' a. Spoken like a real man.

 

[J-Dogg]

Wear protection Doc, thats the best "laid" plan. And fuck as much as you can.

 

[DirtyJosé]

UPDATE: Black/Latina mix.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Ty Burna]

Ah yes, the no condom idea, how my baby daughter came to be. Trust me on this Doc, use the condoms. Just think, 8 seconds x 30 = a solid 4 minutes worth of enjoyment.

 

[Coco]

I don't like black women. You'll have to do it without me, Doc. Just to dispell any thoughts you might have had to the contrary.

 

[Hawkeye]

Fuck all that. Is this what you want Doc? Are you ready to have sex?

 

[Macca]

Doc's roommate is gonna be pissed when he walks back into his dorm and sees 30 lubricated balloons floating about.

 

[The Doctor]

I have no idea. Ha. Yes and no, I'd like to, but fuck, it's kind of a big thing, you know?

All I know is that I'm terrified and have no idea what I'm doing/what I will do.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Who doesn't want to have sex? As Redman says, "Don't be scurred, it's only pussy".