I just sent Doc a package of 30 condoms.

[J-Dogg]

Hone your craft...LMAO Norc's you always come with the best responses good sir.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I now owe KB some green rep and this:

THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF, M'BOY

and you stick your penis into her vagina. Sounds fucking crazy, I know, but yea. Its in between her legs. Itll be lower than you expect, but its there.

is fucking hilarious. And true. But mostly hilarious.

 

[The Doctor]

Well I asked my brother for advice, since he's awesome. He had some good advice, in that casual sex is supposed to be fun and such, but he closed out his email with this little gem:

you should develop a relationship with a girl you like as a person and are attracted too. Just no fat chicks unless you're into that, then thats cool I guess.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Fat chick try harder.

 

[Via Armbar]

The fat ones buy you shoes though. Weigh the benefits.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

LMFAO norcal sex ed 101...
Be careful doc not to bang to best friends..they will hunt you down and may stock you. Then they both want to stay with you and you say no. But on second though.. it's worth it. The girls I knew are no longer best friends now lol

 

[Super Hans]

Then again i have a girlfriend, so i like to pleasure my woman, but we just gotta get Doc laid first.

Really, you do? I dont think you've mentioned that before.

 

[Burnout]

I just remembered a joke that suits this thread. Its preety lame though lol

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, Ive got a strawberry stuck up my bum!

Doc: Ive got some cream for that!

 

[a0161613]

This is a brilliant thread. Get in there Doc.

 

[Fizzy]

Jeez some of the advice you guys are giving him make it seem like the kids an experienced guy who just needs tips. I don't know if you guys remember your first times, but you can't try all these different positions or put it in inch by inch lol. He'll be so nervous he won't be able to think straight. Doc just go to town my man. Don't try and be all fancy your first time. It'l end fast. Btw listen to Norcal. It will be lower than you ever suspected.

 

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So theres an LD for it now.....

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I went Kamikaze my first time. Just dove in there and in a flash there was an explosion.

 

[Hazardous]

And on top of everything else, If you came and she didn't? That's not your problem.

Also, ignore your brother. I don't even bother getting the names half the time. Names are forgotten in the morning too easy. If all else fails, just remember that Gin is a wonderful drink.. haha.

 

[Hawkeye]

I'm more partial to thick-----fat girls cuz I just don't look right standin next to a skinny girl LULZ

BTW, don't try doggy style until you know exactly where the target is. Unless you like anal we still laugh about it sometimes