I joined a backyard wrestling fed.

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Don't listen to anyone who says you shouldn't use the Canadian destroyer as your finishing move. Those people probably haven't even passed wrestling school.

 

[Freddy4190]

I don't plan on doing any blading or high risk moves. Well, all moves are high risk without proper training. I'm gonna keep it real simple. I'm getting a bit of basic training from my friend who has done wrestling in indy feds around the east coast, as well as a few other people. I'm gonna just do quick squash matches and learn the craft as I go.

 

[Freddy4190]

Partially set the ring up today. 20x20 ring. Professional as fuuuuck. Did some training. Laid out mats. Did bumps. Uh, practiced irish whips, lock-ups, punches, etc. Was awesome. Body is aching like crazy right now. Thinking about doing a Big Gay Fred gimmick instead of the psycho, bahaha.

 

[Dirk]

Thinking about doing a Big Gay Fred gimmick

Then don't let anybody tape the show. That'll come back to haunt you, just like Cody Rhode's lip gloss promo.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Do you look anything like Fred Flintstone? That man had moves and was tremendously popular. Steal some of his shit, I can't imagine Hanna Barbera suing a backyard wrestling fed.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Do you look anything like Fred Flintstone? That man had moves and was tremendously popular. Steal some of his shit, I can't imagine Hanna Barbera suing a backyard wrestling fed.

Valet named Wilma, and the finisher could be the 'Bedrock Slam', where you basically scream "YABBA DABBA DOO" and senton your opponent.

There we go, we have your gimmick.


Fred the Fabulous.

 

[Starkist]

Why not use Umanga's finisher? I find that move to work well with with someone of your size.

 

[The Butcher]

Stick to the basics-- buy some massive overalls and call yourself "Haystacks Fred."

 

[Freddy4190]

Welp, got my first wrestling related injury. A minor concussion! Took a clothesline bump, REALLY hard. Think.. Triple H hard. Protected my head and everything, unfortunately I slammed so hard my head bounced off the mat. So yeah, i'm concussed.

 

[The Butcher]

Welp, got my first wrestling related injury. A minor concussion! Took a clothesline bump, REALLY hard. Think.. Triple H hard. Protected my head and everything, unfortunately I slammed so hard my head bounced off the mat. So yeah, i'm concussed.

If you turn into a psychopath don't go using this as an excuse.

 

[Freddy4190]

I'm already fucking nuts, so yeah.

 

[Dirk]

Well, don't have a family, then. And stay away from steroids... And chairshots to the head... And don't, DON'T use any kind of crossface as your finisher...

 

[Freddy4190]

Well, fuck. There goes my gimmick.

 

[TSG]

You're 6'8, almost 400 lbs? You're one huge dude. Did you ever play football?

 

[The Butcher]

You're 6'8, almost 400 lbs? You're one huge dude. Did you ever play football?

Maybe he's like Jim Neidhart. Football wasn't tough enough, so he quit and became a wrestler.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Welp, got my first wrestling related injury. A minor concussion! Took a clothesline bump, REALLY hard. Think.. Triple H hard. Protected my head and everything, unfortunately I slammed so hard my head bounced off the mat. So yeah, i'm concussed.

I am sure that you executed everything perfectly.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Ye!!! Normy's back!

Post more ya bigot!

 

[Freddy4190]

I am sure that you executed everything perfectly.

Would seem not, eh?

 

[Scotty]

Hello.

 

[Freddy4190]

My 400 pound ass executed an excellent flip bump on Saturday. I am proud. I also busted my nose open on the mat while like.. legit wrestling my trainer. I slammed him and accidentally slammed my face into the mat, huge fail. Blood was everywhere. Didn't really hurt. It was cool. Bahaha.

 

[Freddy4190]

Spoiler

Hm. Here is a picture of me practicing a lock-up with the lone girl training along with us. Good lord, I am a giant.

 

[Dirk]

Dat arm...

 

[The Butcher]

Damn, Freddy, you are a mountain of a man. Get good enough and at your size you could probably make a living.

 

[Freddy4190]

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Here's a video of me doing the flip bump. Skip to like 1:50.

 

[Starkist]

Looks like those bumps hurt.