Holy shit!

[Fizzy]

Tread carefully guys. He might beat you up

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Lets just hope this is his last strike.

We're about to find out SSC is in that thread at the moment.

Edit: He was anyway.

 

[Sparky]

Tread carefully guys. He might beat you up

I'm not scared of Hardcore, but I tell you what I'm logging off and not returning if I see that our newest poster is "death metal monty" That's one guy I don't want to beef with.

 

[Fizzy]

Dude is a badass. Breaking laws left, and right with no regard for anything. I wish I was cool

 

[Stormtrooper]

Tread carefully guys. He might beat you up

no, he wouldn't, Death Metal Monty, the tall and fat guy would (and by would, I mean he'd try and probably get his ass kicked).

 

[justinsayne]

Tread carefully guys. He might beat you up

Yeah cause I'm scared of some fat 18 year old drunk from Georgia named Monty

 

[Fizzy]

He is HARDCORE though!

 

[justinsayne]

Dude is a badass. Breaking laws left, and right with no regard for anything. I wish I was cool

I wonder if Monty looks anything like this...

If so that would be pretty hardcore and shit...

 

[Fizzy]

I'm imagining a little more like this.

 

[justinsayne]

Dude... I'm trying to eat here man

 

[Fizzy]

That guy is hardfuckingcore man. Punching bitches in the face if they don't like his music.

 

[The Crock]

I'm pretty sure you mean doucHe

Don't ever correct ANYBODY when it comes to spelling. You spelled "bucket" with an "o."

 

[justinsayne]

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I only did that once because I wasn't paying attention.

He made the same mistake twice.

 

[The Crock]

B-U-C-K-E-T.

Douche.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Doosh

 

[The Crock]

Düsh

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

The greatest thing happened to me tonight..at this local park me an like 3 or 4 other guys went to see a band play and this girl we were with snuck in a bottle of vodka and one of my good friens,monty, drank most of it and was bein an ass



he's in a death metal band as lead vocalist and does death metal screams often,he was going around screaming at random people and these douches in polo and shit started shit with us. Monty is pretty big, tall wise and fat wise.

That douche stated poking monty in the stomach going "well what kind of music do you like tubby" because the band was playin some lil wayne shit. my buddy monty he death metal screamed "DEATH METAL!!!" and slugged the guy right in the face. we got banned from the park but that shit was so funny I damn near pissed myself

So your friend who is a douche bag drunk decides to act like an ass, gets called on it and commences to cheap shot someone in the face. Sounds like a good character.

How is that funny, your friend was being a ******** egomaniac because he is some big nobody and probably went upto some grade 8 student and hit him. When he hits 21 he will find out rather quickly that he is in over his head when he drinks at bars/clubs. I hope someone fillets around 50lbs off his gut as comeuppance.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I did that once, Hardcore. Of course, when I say I did that, I really mean that I once peacefully explained to a rapper that I was into black metal (far more superior than Death). Also, I was of age and couldn't be charged with a crime for it....

 

[justinsayne]

Peacefully? pfft... you're not Hardcore at all...

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Peacefully? pfft... you're not Hardcore at all...

If he was hardcore he would have totally bit a hole in the side of someones neck and proceeded to suck blood from his neck hole.

 

[Fizzy]

Nah that's pussy shit. He would pee in that hole, get up on the stage, beat the shit out of the entire band on stage with their own instruments, and proceed to scream his brains out. Now that shit is hardcore.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Peacefully? pfft... you're not Hardcore at all...

Oh, are we doing a HARDCORE-OFF?

In that case, I totally made the little deush bite the fuckin' curb, then I used a ******s knife on his little pussy ass friends. I'm currently serving a 15 sentence, and the biggest, baddest motherfucker in this joint is MY bitch!


Did I do it right?

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Basically, a 12 year old thinks he's a bad ass for sneaking vodka around misses an opportunity with a girl, and watches two other 12 year olds fight about a shitty genre of music.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Oh, are we doing a HARDCORE-OFF?

In that case, I totally made the little deush bite the fuckin' curb, then I used a ******s knife on his little pussy ass friends. I'm currently serving a 15 sentence, and the biggest, baddest motherfucker in this joint is MY bitch!


Did I do it right?

A simple.

Would have sufficed.