HOLY BALLLLS, the 8/16 Raw LD Has Got Boxes Full of Pepe Sylvia

[BooCocky]

I get it I get it I get it

 

[JGlass]

Hey Cole, wanna stop putting down the talent? Where's Josh Matthews when you need him?

 

[MizisAwesome]

R-Truth's song is going to be longer than the match. Cole should just STFU up tonight and eat a Cattle Mutilation

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

You know they could probably mute the vocals since truth sings his theme song anyway.

 

[The Doctor]

Danielson's music is fucking badass, makes him just seem like he's going to murder you in the ring like Benoit used to.

Agreed. I really like it.

Lulz, Cole is being such a dick.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Well, someone kicked sand in Cole's vagina tonight.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Sheffield better clothesline someone!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

So if Otunga gets pinned is Skip out too?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

No, it makes the wrestler look like an athlete. And it's not to show they're amateur mat technicians, it's to show they are athletes.


That's the first, last, and only time I'll ever hear the "era of the Motor City Machine Guns" a good midcard tag team in the clear-cut 2nd promotion, who were shit on forever. Nor is it the era of Nigel McGuinness, who no one heard of until he became Desmond Wolfe, and was relegated to the lower mid-card in the clear-cut 2nd promotion. Bryan Fucking Danielson just debuted last night.

This is the era of JOHN CENA, and the Viper.


Yes. Doink will ALWAYS work in Pro Wrestling. Fucking GOLDUST still works, and that's even more fucked up then a clown. And PERCY WATSON? That's working. So was Santino.

And if you want to go back to the Heel Doink, that would be fucking GOLD right now.

You're a fucking moron. Shut up before you hurt everyone's brains with your stupidity.

What a douche, seriously. And Doink would not work these days, Goldust doesn't work, if he did then he would be getting a push. People would shit all over a Clown gimmick.

 

[goodlay]

Praying for a Jomo heel turn here

 

[Bernkastel]

If Otunga and Sheffield do lose, I feel that they would have the best chances of any of the Nexus (besides Barrett) of successfully making a singles career

 

[The Bearded One]

Cole is on fire tonight. I wish he was always like this.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

If Otunga fucks this up for Skip Sheffield. I will murder his fucking wife.

 

[The_Misson]

 

[Vincent Michaels]

 

[CamaroIroc]

I shouldnt hvae to specify the Modern Era.. letter jackets dont belong in pro wrestling. If you're actually a great amateur mat technician, you prove it in your matches. Coming out in a letter jacket is stupid and makes the wrestler look like a joke.
No, it makes the wrestler look like an athlete. And it's not to show they're amateur mat technicians, it's to show they are athletes.


That's the first, last, and only time I'll ever hear the "era of the Motor City Machine Guns" a good midcard tag team in the clear-cut 2nd promotion, who were shit on forever. Nor is it the era of Nigel McGuinness, who no one heard of until he became Desmond Wolfe, and was relegated to the lower mid-card in the clear-cut 2nd promotion. Bryan Fucking Danielson just debuted last night.

This is the era of JOHN CENA, and the Viper.


Yes. Doink will ALWAYS work in Pro Wrestling. Fucking GOLDUST still works, and that's even more fucked up then a clown. And PERCY WATSON? That's working. So was Santino.

And if you want to go back to the Heel Doink, that would be fucking GOLD right now.

You're a fucking moron. Shut up before you hurt everyone's brains with your stupidity.

Fuck you and your fucking talking down to people, jackass.

Sorry that you're such a WWE mark that you dont pay attention to anyone unless theyre on Raw or Smackdown, but there ARE a shitton of talented wrestlers in the indys, and Japan. Just because you dont fucking like anyone Vince McMahon doesnt decide to put on TV doesnt mean you know shit. Thousands, if not millions, of people are fans of Danielson, Wolfe, MCMG, etc before they appeared on TV. Just because you don't know anything that isnt put before you on TV doesnt mean its not good, you stupid shitcan.

If you want to show someone you're an athlete when youre fucking SEVENTEEN, you wear a letter jacket.

The fact that you're a goddamn pro wrestler pretty much means you ARE an athlete.

I think its fucking ******ed. *I*. *ME* *NOT YOU*

My opinion. So go suck the business end of a shotgun and shut the fuck up.

 

[The Doctor]

Sheffield is a beast.

 

[Bernkastel]

R Truth > SoulJa Boy


Just stating a fact.

Hell, fucking Aaron Carter and Hanson > Soulja Boy

 

[Big Ol' Buckta AIDS]

Heard that Truth is going heel (although if one of the two turns I hope it's Morrison). But I guess this is how they get Sheffield and Otunga through.

Where did you hear that?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Skip's a coke addict.

 

[JGlass]

WWE in China is going to be money. I guarantee it.

 

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Sheffield should thank his lucky stars for Nexus

 

[Starchild]

A beard has generally meant a heel turn lately. Perhaps Morrison will be doing so?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

 

[The Doctor]

LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO