Hey NSL

Best bet is to grab some drugs from wherever you can, and use them to attack. Or, try hiding behind the nurse's station. If you stay low and keep quiet, you may go undetected. If not...Well, sorry.

You could always take up parkour. Those fuckers won't ever get caught by zombies.

It all depends on where I am in the ER. Hiding behind the nurse's station would be a fantastic idea until either a nurse runs back there for her life, or one of those undead fucks happens to wander behind there. There are like 6 different ways to go, but 3 eventually lead to the same spot.

I'll be hopping over shit, but not in the way that those guys do. Although if there was a helicopter on the roof, I'm sure they could climb that fuckin' wall to get it.
 
It all depends on where I am in the ER. Hiding behind the nurse's station would be a fantastic idea until either a nurse runs back there for her life, or one of those undead fucks happens to wander behind there. There are like 6 different ways to go, but 3 eventually lead to the same spot.

That's too many. You need a balance of "more than one exit" and "not 100 entrances".

I'll be hopping over shit, but not in the way that those guys do. Although if there was a helicopter on the roof, I'm sure they could climb that fuckin' wall to get it.

Zombies won't climb a wall. Parkour freaks might though. I can't fly a helicopter, so there'd be no point in me going for it.
 
That's too many. You need a balance of "more than one exit" and "not 100 entrances".

Well, one is out the ER doors that go to the rest of the hospital, and then I can run to the employee entrance/exit and flee there. Two lead towards the MRI and Cat Scan corridor, which is still pretty close to the parking lot. And three lead to the ER entrance, which is the closest. Holy shit, I just remembered there is also the Paramedics entrance, that would cut out about 15 seconds of running in a hallway. Okay, so legitimately, about four exits to the outside, utilized by about six or seven hallways.

Zombies won't climb a wall. Parkour freaks might though. I can't fly a helicopter, so there'd be no point in me going for it.

Meant the Parkour people. Zombies could probably barely climb stairs, if at all. Helicopter flying, I'm there with you. But it could be worth a shot.
 
Well, one is out the ER doors that go to the rest of the hospital, and then I can run to the employee entrance/exit and flee there. Two lead towards the MRI and Cat Scan corridor, which is still pretty close to the parking lot. And three lead to the ER entrance, which is the closest. Holy shit, I just remembered there is also the Paramedics entrance, that would cut out about 15 seconds of running in a hallway. Okay, so legitimately, about four exits to the outside, utilized by about six or seven hallways.

Not a bad number then. The room for CT scans would be a decent place to hide. Wear a leather bib, and start zapping them with radiation. It may not kill them, but it'd be funny as hell.

Meant the Parkour people. Zombies could probably barely climb stairs, if at all. Helicopter flying, I'm there with you. But it could be worth a shot.

Could be worth a shot? Dying in a helicopter crash is not better than being a member of the undead.
 
Not a bad number then. The room for CT scans would be a decent place to hide. Wear a leather bib, and start zapping them with radiation. It may not kill them, but it'd be funny as hell.

:lmao: :lmao:

I got a good laugh out of that. Definitely would be interesting to see.

Could be worth a shot? Dying in a helicopter crash is not better than being a member of the undead.

Good point. Fuck the roof. No guarantees for a helicopter, and I would want to get out ASAP.
 
:lmao: :lmao:

I got a good laugh out of that. Definitely would be interesting to see.

Reading it again made me legit LOL. They'd stop and stare at you thinking "What the fuck?" and then sprout an extra head and a set of extra hands on their ass or something.

Good point. Fuck the roof. No guarantees for a helicopter, and I would want to get out ASAP.

You could always go to the cafeteria. It's bound to have the same amount of weapons as the kitchen at my job.
 
Reading it again made me legit LOL. They'd stop and stare at you thinking "What the fuck?" and then sprout an extra head and a set of extra hands on their ass or something.

Would give a new meaning to the term grab ass. Either that or curious guys would have a reason to grab at a girl's ass.

Think about the extra head, may try eating it's other head.

You could always go to the cafeteria. It's bound to have the same amount of weapons as the kitchen at my job.

If I can break the door in, or pull hard enough to open the door, I would run in and grab some weapons in there. But if it took too long, I'm out.
 
Shit...I'll have to check that out when I get home. Work is not allowing me access. Even in times of crisis, work would somehow find a way to fuck my chances of survival.
 
Shit...I'll have to check that out when I get home. Work is not allowing me access. Even in times of crisis, work would somehow find a way to fuck my chances of survival.

:lmao:

I'd tell them it needs to be unblocked, and preferablly bookmarked :lmao:
 
I would definitely make an argument for it. But they would think I am crazy, tell me no, and to get back to work. In which case I would probably throw a fit, say "we are all FUCKED!!!!!" and then go back to work. Then during the attacks, I would say "AHA I fucking told you so. Now you won't survive because you didn't believe me." And then leave them to die.
 
I would definitely make an argument for it. But they would think I am crazy, tell me no, and to get back to work. In which case I would probably throw a fit, say "we are all FUCKED!!!!!" and then go back to work. Then during the attacks, I would say "AHA I fucking told you so. Now you won't survive because you didn't believe me." And then leave them to die.

Karma is a bitch, ain't it?

I'd tell my boss, and she'd go off getting shit for us to read, and put us through survival courses. No lie.
 
Filing my taxes tomorrow...

Hopefully I'll be getting enough back to take some worries off my head...
 
Fuck Obama...

He's fucked with the federal tax system, and now I got about 1/3 of last year's return, even though I made $5K less.

Bastard.
 
*Gasps* NSL, you can't say that about our dear old president. He is the savior of our country. He can only do good things. :rolleyes:
 
Fuck Obama...

He's fucked with the federal tax system, and now I got about 1/3 of last year's return, even though I made $5K less.

Bastard.

He didn't fuck with the tax code, I assure you. It was that fucking Pelosi demon. Obama, as President, has no power over the tax codes.
 
He didn't fuck with the tax code, I assure you. It was that fucking Pelosi demon. Obama, as President, has no power over the tax codes.

Fuck Obama anyway.

I want to see how I made less money, but made too much to receive the EIC after receiving it every year since Zack was born.
 
:lmao:

I was actually listening to this yesterday. Love that album, for no real reason either lol. And now you have me listening to it again lol.
 

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