Wow...You don't only have to deal with zombies, you have to deal with living people looting and trying to rob the bank...
Sucks to hear.
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Wow...You don't only have to deal with zombies, you have to deal with living people looting and trying to rob the bank...
Sucks to hear.
It all depends on where I am in the ER. Hiding behind the nurse's station would be a fantastic idea until either a nurse runs back there for her life, or one of those undead fucks happens to wander behind there. There are like 6 different ways to go, but 3 eventually lead to the same spot.
I'll be hopping over shit, but not in the way that those guys do. Although if there was a helicopter on the roof, I'm sure they could climb that fuckin' wall to get it.
That's too many. You need a balance of "more than one exit" and "not 100 entrances".
Zombies won't climb a wall. Parkour freaks might though. I can't fly a helicopter, so there'd be no point in me going for it.
Well, one is out the ER doors that go to the rest of the hospital, and then I can run to the employee entrance/exit and flee there. Two lead towards the MRI and Cat Scan corridor, which is still pretty close to the parking lot. And three lead to the ER entrance, which is the closest. Holy shit, I just remembered there is also the Paramedics entrance, that would cut out about 15 seconds of running in a hallway. Okay, so legitimately, about four exits to the outside, utilized by about six or seven hallways.
Meant the Parkour people. Zombies could probably barely climb stairs, if at all. Helicopter flying, I'm there with you. But it could be worth a shot.
Not a bad number then. The room for CT scans would be a decent place to hide. Wear a leather bib, and start zapping them with radiation. It may not kill them, but it'd be funny as hell.
Could be worth a shot? Dying in a helicopter crash is not better than being a member of the undead.
I got a good laugh out of that. Definitely would be interesting to see.
Good point. Fuck the roof. No guarantees for a helicopter, and I would want to get out ASAP.
I got a good laugh out of that. Definitely would be interesting to see.
Reading it again made me legit LOL. They'd stop and stare at you thinking "What the fuck?" and then sprout an extra head and a set of extra hands on their ass or something.
You could always go to the cafeteria. It's bound to have the same amount of weapons as the kitchen at my job.
Would give a new meaning to the term grab ass. Either that or curious guys would have a reason to grab at a girl's ass.
Think about the extra head, may try eating it's other head.
If I can break the door in, or pull hard enough to open the door, I would run in and grab some weapons in there. But if it took too long, I'm out.
http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/
I shit you not, there is a site to help you prepare for a zombie invasion.
I shit you not, there is a site to help you prepare for a zombie invasion.
I would definitely make an argument for it. But they would think I am crazy, tell me no, and to get back to work. In which case I would probably throw a fit, say "we are all FUCKED!!!!!" and then go back to work. Then during the attacks, I would say "AHA I fucking told you so. Now you won't survive because you didn't believe me." And then leave them to die.
Karma is a bitch, ain't it?
I'd tell my boss, and she'd go off getting shit for us to read, and put us through survival courses. No lie.
I <3 you even more now. I have a countdown on my facebook lol.
He didn't fuck with the tax code, I assure you. It was that fucking Pelosi demon. Obama, as President, has no power over the tax codes.
Fuck Obama anyway.
I want to see how I made less money, but made too much to receive the EIC after receiving it every year since Zack was born.
