GSB's Post-Vasectomy After Care LD - What Rhymes With Sterile?

[Skairipa Matrix]

I almost went to Chicago on vacation this year. Well we would have stayed elsewhere and went into Chicago for a day to go to Wrigley, the Bears stadium and the White Sox stadium.

But the crime rate caused us to change our minds.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

For a young male in your 20's, if you have the cash I would put Chicago second behind Vegas as the most fun place to visit.

Crime can easily be avoided as long as you watch where you go, stay in groups, and don't get too fucked up.

I lived in the city for 14 years without incident.

 

[shattered dreams]

What is fun in Chicago? I basically picture cold fat people eating pizza and then on the week the weather is good you maybe go to a Cubs game.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Going to a Cubs game is tortuous. Don't know how anybody does it. Anyway Chicago is a very fun place, when you have friends of course.

 

[shattered dreams]

How do women in Chicago look relative to other cities?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Depends on your type really. I find women in the mid-to late twenties to most attractive looking. Younger ones look ****ty, older ones vary but usually just aren't as attractive looking as the rest.

 

[latino World order]

Where are the women usually spending time in Chicago? I won't be going any time soon, but a coworker of mine is.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

How's the sack feeling? Have you fully recovered yet?

Hold on let me check.
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They feel hairy and light. They've fully healed, my spirit will never recover.

*Cue Killam Entry*

No comprendo.

What is fun in Chicago? I basically picture cold fat people eating pizza and then on the week the weather is good you maybe go to a Cubs game.

Bars, beach, biking, sports, parks, museums, sight seeing, architecture, walking, shopping, music, food, festivals, music etc.

How do women in Chicago look relative to other cities?

Fantastic. A lot of midwestern Big 10 types. Very healthy. Doesn't have the ratio as well as DC but they don't look like Monica Lewinsky.

Where are the women usually spending time in Chicago? I won't be going any time soon, but a coworker of mine is.

See above. One thing about Chicago is that it is very diverse but also very segregated. A lot of white bread women, many Mexican, black, and then a lot of Polish. You can't throw a rock without hitting a woman (not a challenge).

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Hmmm......white women......

 

[latino World order]

GSB, you have no kids? Just curious. Many people don't know much about me but I am a semi new father and am interested if there are any others.

 

[shattered dreams]

Beaches?

Hmmm......white women......

Be careful, not all Polish women can afford as much plastic surgery as the ones in wrestling can, however, they have a healthy backside regardless.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Be careful, not all Polish women can afford as much plastic surgery as the ones in wrestling can, however, they have a healthy backside regardless.

A lot of the white women I've met recently have either been American or Ukrainian actually. Regardless their smooth white skin is very intoxicating.

Hey GSB do you think your wife could set me up sometime?

 

[shattered dreams]

I don't think I'll ever understand the fascination with white women. I have heard fat white women pay your bills though. If only I knew that hustle back in the day.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

GSB, you have no kids? Just curious. Many people don't know much about me but I am a semi new father and am interested if there are any others.

Two kids, girl 5 boy 2. As you can tell by the title of this thread I am done.

Congrats on the semi-child. I can only assume the child was born without a bottom half.

Beaches?

Chicago is crawling with beaches all up Lake Michigan. It's all man-made but it's nice for the three months that you can use it. Tons of beach volley ball.

A lot of the white women I've met recently have either been American or Ukrainian actually. Regardless their smooth white skin is very intoxicating.

Hey GSB do you think your wife could set me up sometime?

This goes beyond the line of our relationship. My wife and I are not your pimps.

And I'm very busy trying to get Bear Hug and Macios in an uncomfortable threesome with Emma Stone right now.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

This goes beyond the line of our relationship. My wife and I are not your pimps.

And I'm very busy trying to get Bear Hug and Macios in an uncomfortable threesome with Emma Stone right now.

You can help them but not your fellow Second City Saint? I have a feeling one of your wife's friends would be a bit easier to get than Emma Stone. But if you can't I'd appreciate just including me in and making it an orgy.

I don't think I'll ever understand the fascination with white women. I have heard fat white women pay your bills though. If only I knew that hustle back in the day.

I like dating women of all races, each have good attributes. Something about those white women though.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Hey GSB do you think your wife could set me up sometime?

...................................could I sig this Georgy?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

...................................could I sig this Georgy?

Why would you need his permission?

 

[latino World order]

Two kids, girl 5 boy 2. As you can tell by the title of this thread I am done.

Congrats on the semi-child. I can only assume the child was born without a bottom half.

Actually, she was split down the middle, like an ice sculpture.

But in all serious, she's 15 months old. I'm not too far off from you in our kid's age but I can bet you're older than me.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

...................................could I sig this Georgy?

I don't know how to signature something but I assume you can, so go for it.

Although your current signature is my favorite.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Because unlike you, I'll try and avoid referencing GSB's better half around here.



Georgy, didn't you live in NY as well?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Actually, she was split down the middle, like an ice sculpture.

But in all serious, she's 15 months old. I'm not too far off from you in our kid's age but I can bet you're older than me.

I'm older than everyone around here, except FitFinlay4Life and a few others.

Do you still have the speech issues? Were you able to find a job?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Because unlike you, I'll try and avoid referencing GSB's better half around here.



Georgy, didn't you live in NY as well?

Western NY. A far cry from NYC. I've visited though and I like Chicago better.

Although you can't beat NYC food and transportation.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Because unlike you, I'll try and avoid referencing GSB's better half around here.

Obviously a joke in case you couldn't tell.

 

[latino World order]

Yeah, the stuttering hasn't gone away but that's fine, it happens. When I posted that thread I was going into college so when I found out I was having my daughter it left me with no other choice but to find a job, so I had to suck it up and get one.

The stuttering will probably never go away, which is fine since I've been living with it since I was four.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I don't think I'll ever understand the fascination with white women. I have heard fat white women pay your bills though. If only I knew that hustle back in the day.