GSB's Post-Vasectomy After Care LD - What Rhymes With Sterile?

[George Steele's Barber]

First off if this is in the wrong section or is a duplicate topic feel free to move or merge it.

I was vasectomized about 3 hours ago. Now I plan on spending the next two days in bed. I've got all three extended version LOTR movies close by. But if anyone has any questions or things that want to talk about, I should be around.

Frozen corn on my crotch,
George Steele's Barber

 

[Lowdown]

Surprised you feel like being on the forums after just 3 hours post op.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Surprised you feel like being on the forums after just 3 hours post op.

I'm just bored and uncomfortable. The anestetic (sp?) should wear off soon and it may be a different story but right now I am just bored. I could nap but I want to be able to sleep well tonight or sleep if things start to hurt more.

 

[klunderbunker]

Might I offer you a movie starring Will Ferrell?

 

[Lowdown]

I feel you man. At least you got Impact tonight. IDK what new flicks is on PPV except maybe 21 Jump Street.

 

[Lowdown]

Might I offer you a movie starring Will Ferrell?

Anchorman?

 

[JGlass]

Thread of the year.

Someone needs to post this.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Might I offer you a movie starring Will Ferrell?

I don't think laughter is the best medicine in my current condition.

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't think laughter is the best medicine in my current condition.

You wanted something that rhymed with Sterile.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You should have talked to me before you went through with this. It should have been OUR decision.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Thread of the year.

Someone needs to post this.

They sing like they got their balls completely chopped off.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

You wanted something that rhymed with Sterile.

That's Nipsy Russell level rhyming right there.

Shit, I haven't even taken the Vicoden yet and I am already slow.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

You should have talked to me before you went through with this. It should have been OUR decision.

You were too busy making friends with 17 year old girls when you damn well know you should have been spending your time discussing the fertility of a 38 year old man.

 

[JGlass]

Vicodin, eh? That's some pretty good shit, or it was when I was 18 and had my wisdom teeth out. It makes it feel like the couch is eating your butt, but in a good way.

Depending on how loopy you get, I demand you conduct WrestleZone's first official AMA.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You were too busy making friends with 17 year old girls when you damn well know you should have been spending your time discussing the fertility of a 38 year old man.

I was only making friends so that I would have more people to tell when you had your next illegitimate child. I was doing it for you. But now your selfish decision making has ruined any chance of that. What am I supposed to live for now? What does life even mean?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I was only making friends so that I would have more people to tell when you had your next illegitimate child. I was doing it for you. But now your selfish decision making has ruined any chance of that. What am I supposed to live for now? What does life even mean?

Remember one of the last scenes of Shawshank where Red finds information and money that tells him where to find Andy. Well I stored some GSB Demon Seed Special in those rocks. It is yours to use however you like.

Sneezing hurts.

 

[Diet Soda]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[JGlass]

Pics or it didn't happen.

While I appreciate the sentiment of any good "POITH" jokes, I also don't want to see pictures of GSB's butchered up scrotum.

 

[Diet Soda]

That's what spoiler tags are for.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Is it porn if it is clearly indecent but also repulsive?

P.S. - if you saw it, I hope you would appreciate the shave the surgeon gave me prior to the surgery.

Is it customary to tip after that type of shave?

 

[JGlass]

Is it customary to tip after that type of shave?

Yes. Yes it is. Did you not do it?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Yes. Yes it is. Did you not do it?

I did not. This explains why the surgeon didn't offer me any gel for my man-bush.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

First off if this is in the wrong section or is a duplicate topic feel free to move or merge it.

You are an underrated gem here and I wish you a long, prosperous life. Most everyone else can go blind or something.

 

[CH David]

Did you get it done at Rush?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Northwestern. Their doctors are world class when it comes to handling the nutsack.