GSB's Post-Vasectomy After Care LD - What Rhymes With Sterile?

[George Steele's Barber]

Hey I tried to push Andre to victory. Sadly everybody thinks Cena is unstoppable.

It's all about titles, damage, and if he can AA Andre with these kids. They never take in to account all of the punishment Andre could dish out to Cena. Cena overcoming Andre is a three month story not a one night event in the semi's of a tournament.

I always thought the tourney should be as close to a shoot fight as possible, limited to the move set of the particular wrestler and they must act in the manner their characters displayed. Atleast in the later rounds when it gets forced away from drawing power etc because of gimmics and damage.

Stuff like booking arguements are a waste of everyones time. Anre was built to lose to guys like cena. Booooring.

Oh, hey GSB, how the hell are you? Hows the kids?

Kids are good, getting ready to move in a couple of weeks.

I was thinking about making the argument that Andre/Hogan is the biggest draw in history so it would be crazy for any booker to not set the final up that way.

Then again I was also thinking about making a comment that there is a little 8 year old named Timmy in the hospital whose last dying wish is to see Andre win the WZ tournament before he dies so that he can hug Andre and him, "We did it!" when he meets him in heaven. Is that cool?

I need 20 bucks.

I heard rumors the hand job industry in India had gone soft (puns are fun). Let me know how many rupees that is.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Yup I hate how people bring up "oh he was a huge draw here so he should win!" or "x wrestler has won the world title this many times, y wrestler has only won it once so easy win here" shit like that is why I've put out an argument twice or maybe three times during the whole tournament.

Most times I just cast my vote for who I want to see to win. If I don't know who either guy is (a couple times in the early rounds) I just voted for who the majority went for or didn't vote.

 

[JGlass]

The sooner you gentlemen accept that the WrestleZone Tournament will never show results of an actual tournament, the sooner you'll be able to move on with your lives. If it was booked like an actual tournament then it would be even more predictable than it is now, with guys like Hogan, Warrior, Andre, and Stone Cold running roughshod through everyone and meeting in the finals year after year after year.

Save your energy for the BattleZone Tournament instead .

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

The sooner you gentlemen accept that the WrestleZone Tournament will never show results of an actual tournament, the sooner you'll be able to move on with your lives. If it was booked like an actual tournament then it would be even more predictable than it is now, with guys like Hogan, Warrior, Andre, and Stone Cold running roughshod through everyone and meeting in the finals year after year after year.

Save your energy for the BattleZone Tournament instead .

That's the superhero one right? Or am I thinking of something else?

 

[Danger Burger]

Save your energy for the BattleZone Tournament instead .

Hows Mario handle himself in that? I could see myself getting behind him. One jump and Goku is toast.

Kids are good, getting ready to move in a couple of weeks.

I was thinking about making the argument that Andre/Hogan is the biggest draw in history so it would be crazy for any booker to not set the final up that way.

Then again I was also thinking about making a comment that there is a little 8 year old named Timmy in the hospital whose last dying wish is to see Andre win the WZ tournament before he dies so that he can hug Andre and him, "We did it!" when he meets him in heaven. Is that cool?

Cool cool, they up for an adventure then?

Yeah its a rough slope, Andre/Hogan got what, 33million viewers on Main EVent? Did I hear that right? But that could easily lead to people saying that since Rock/Cena brought in the most money ever, that Cena/Hogan could tear the space/time continuum.

That second one could work though, Cena cant defend against children's wishes. It'll have to be legit though, you will need to sacrifice one of your offspring.

Don't know if this baby suits your style, but you're a guns fan so I thought I'd give you a go:

Spoiler

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[JGlass]

That's the superhero one right? Or am I thinking of something else?

It is indeed. And Doc and I have some pretty cool ideas to change things up a little this year, and hopefully make it more exciting than ever.

Hows Mario handle himself in that? I could see myself getting behind him. One jump and Goku is toast.

Mario has never been in the same bracket as Goku, but Mario has done pretty well in the past. Unlike the WrestleZone Tournament, though, the BattleZone Tournament is all about matchups. One guy may get good draws and make his way through the tournament with ease one year and then the next year he'll find himself out after the first round. Kirby is an example of that.

This year should be even more random, though. Seriously, Doc and I have a few tricks up our sleeves that we're really excited to try out this year.

 

[Remix]

It is indeed. And Doc and I have some pretty cool ideas to change things up a little this year, and hopefully make it more exciting than ever.

I'm looking forward to it. The changes you made intrigue me.

Mario has never been in the same bracket as Goku, but Mario has done pretty well in the past. Unlike the WrestleZone Tournament, though, the BattleZone Tournament is all about matchups. One guy may get good draws and make his way through the tournament with ease one year and then the next year he'll find himself out after the first round. Kirby is an example of that.

This year should be even more random, though. Seriously, Doc and I have a few tricks up our sleeves that we're really excited to try out this year.

The BZT is the best tournament, and it's not even close.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

It is indeed. And Doc and I have some pretty cool ideas to change things up a little this year, and hopefully make it more exciting than ever.



Mario has never been in the same bracket as Goku, but Mario has done pretty well in the past. Unlike the WrestleZone Tournament, though, the BattleZone Tournament is all about matchups. One guy may get good draws and make his way through the tournament with ease one year and then the next year he'll find himself out after the first round. Kirby is an example of that.

This year should be even more random, though. Seriously, Doc and I have a few tricks up our sleeves that we're really excited to try out this year.

I can see the slogan now in big letters:

THE BATTLEZONE TOURNAMENT
Where men go to get their virginity back

 

[JGlass]

I'm looking forward to it. The changes you made intrigue me.

Ah, so Doc told you about the changes I assume? I'm glad you find them acceptable. Hopefully the other BZT regulars will too.

The BZT is the best tournament, and it's not even close.

Agreed. I think it's the only tournament where more than a small handful of entries have a realistic shot of winning.

I can see the slogan now in big letters:

THE BATTLEZONE TOURNAMENT
Where men go to get their virginity back

At least the guys we're arguing about don't get all oiled up and wrestle with other men in their underwear.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

How's Thor do in those things? I'd imagine a demigod could handle himself pretty well..

 

[JGlass]

How's Thor do in those things? I'd imagine a demigod could handle himself pretty well..

He haven't included him in the past out of fear that he might be considered OP. He'll likely make the cut this year.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

He haven't included him in the past out of fear that he might be considered OP. He'll likely make the cut this year.

OP?

He should make the cut. Thor and that hammer could win the whole thing.

 

[JGlass]

OP?

He should make the cut. Thor and that hammer could win the whole thing.

Overpowered. Our fear is that he would be impossible to defeat, so we didn't put him in.

 

[Danger Burger]

OP?

He should make the cut. Thor and that hammer could win the whole thing.

OP means overpowered! Gods always have that problem! The good gods anyway... Even JBL.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I don't see how that's a problem.

Nothing wrong with Thor winning every year in my book.

 

[JGlass]

If the same person wins every year, what's the point of having the tournament?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Who the hell was going to take EJ Manual this early? Stupid Buddy Nix.

And Adam Scheffter is so obsessed with Manti I swear he was his catfish.

 

[Theo Mays]

I would've settled for Te'O with that third first as a Vikings fan. However I'm way more pleased with Patterson. That was one of my guys. Loved the draft for the Vikes.

And yes, the Bills risky move. But if you gotta get your guy, go get him. Apparently he was highly touted among teams in need of a QB. Still think they should've stayed at 8 and picked Austin. That kid has stud written all over him.

 

[smizzy]

And yes, the Bills risky move. But if you gotta get your guy, go get him. Apparently he was highly touted among teams in need of a QB. Still think they should've stayed at 8 and picked Austin. That kid has stud written all over him.

As a Rams fan, this made me very happy. Then I was reminded that I'm a Rams fan and was immediately disheartened.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Didn't watch the draft but how'd the Colts and Broncos make out? I'm still hoping one of these days the Colts will get a good RB into that offense to go with the solid wide outs and Luck...who i'm still not sold on.

 

[Theo Mays]

As a Rams fan, this made me very happy. Then I was reminded that I'm a Rams fan and was immediately disheartened.

Tavon Austin will bring you immense happiness. Or I hope.

Didn't watch the draft but how'd the Colts and Broncos make out? I'm still hoping one of these days the Colts will get a good RB into that offense to go with the solid wide outs and Luck...who i'm still not sold on.

Not sold on Luck? Guy screams "elite". He'll be a Super Bowl champ in the next 5 years barring any serious injury. Colts grabbed Bjoern Warner a DE from FSU. I'm not a fan of him whatsoever. Probably my least favorite first round talent guy in the draft.

Broncs grabbed onto Sylvester Williams DT from NC. Only knock on him is that he is a bit aged (24), but the dude is a beast on the DLine. He was in my top 5 of guys I wanted Minnesota to nab. Excellent value on their behalf.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I just think Luck is a bit over rated. I wanted RGIII in Indy last year.

Guess time will tell if i'm as wrong about him as everybody says. Maybe i'm just mad Indy got rid of my boy Peyton.

Denver got ANOTHER good defender? Ha their D was already crazy good.

Indy needed a good defender so hopefully your wrong about the guy Theo.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I would've settled for Te'O with that third first as a Vikings fan. However I'm way more pleased with Patterson. That was one of my guys. Loved the draft for the Vikes.

And yes, the Bills risky move. But if you gotta get your guy, go get him. Apparently he was highly touted among teams in need of a QB. Still think they should've stayed at 8 and picked Austin. That kid has stud written all over him.

As a Rams fan, this made me very happy. Then I was reminded that I'm a Rams fan and was immediately disheartened.

Austin reminds of Victor Cruz, Steve Smith, or Desean Jackson. Not big but deceptively fast and elusive. If you can keep him healthy and he gets his timing with Bradford down you could be looking at something resembling The Greatest Show on Turf. In today's powderpuff NFL guys like this can be amazing commodities.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I've talked myself in to EJ Manuel. Not because of his upside or the unknown of what could have happened the rest of the 1st round. But because his name reminds me of my youthful dailliances in soft core porn in the late 80's and 90's. Emmanuelle was this crazy sensual soft core porn shit where nothing made sense but was still the greatest thing in the world when you were a 13 year old with a non-stop hard-on and a couple of premium cable channels. Emmannuel was always changing. Sometimes she was a blond white girl, sometimes she was kind of Phillipino looking, some times she had a GIANT BUSH. I can't explain it. The last time I saw Emmannuel she was the large breasted elevator woman in the movie Liar Liar. Oh and she was from outer space.

It was a great release for me, I just hope E Manuel (I'm dropping the J) has as good of a release.

Good luck getting the last 15 seconds of your life back.

 

[Reflection]

So.. Why did you get a vasectomy done anyway?
Medical reasons, or don't need any more children?