GSB's Post-Vasectomy After Care LD - What Rhymes With Sterile?

[George Steele's Barber]

Manhattans are terrific. Although the last time I had one I started out the night with it, I blacked out at a Let It Ride table at 5:00amish in Vegas and proceeded to gamble until noon.

I go rocks. Rocks or up for you?

 

[JGlass]

Manhattans are terrific. Although the last time I had one I started out the night with it, I blacked out at a Let It Ride table at 5:00amish in Vegas and proceeded to gamble until noon.

I go rocks. Rocks or up for you?

Rocks for sure. I don't like drinking whiskey otherwise.

You seem to black out a lot. I've blacked out exactly twice, though I've had a few close calls too.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Just watching some SD. Glad to see they aren't letting the dancing idiots turn Fandango in to a face. Also glad to see he didn't do the top rope leg drop. That move can't be good for the body. Look at Hogan's condition after doing a regulat leg drop repeatedly for years.

Still not sold on Fandango, his internet glory has worn thin this past week already.

 

[smizzy]

Get out of here Jake Smizzy, this is over 21 talk and I don't want to get in trouble with your mom.

Damn it, GSB. Now my mom's making me go to church with her tomorrow.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Rocks for sure. I don't like drinking whiskey otherwise.

You seem to black out a lot. I've blacked out exactly twice, though I've had a few close calls too.

I'm not proud of it. It's been about 3 years. It is the main reason I have no busness drinking hard two nights in a row.

 

[shattered dreams]

PBR was awesome. I don't think I have ever had a preferred mixed drink. If I had to guess which one I had the most of it would be Rum and Coke. I like wine nowadays, seems more efficient than beer without the roller coaster of liquor. Some people claim to get bad hangovers off wine, my experience has been the opposite. I only "remember" blacking out once. Moral of that story: don't drink liquor with reckless abandon just because the party is about to go dry and you showed up late.

 

[CH David]

GSB, do you drink any Goose Island or Three Floyds products?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

GSB, do you drink any Goose Island or Three Floyds products?

I'm sure I tried a few Goose Island options over the years. It's a nice little (see big) brewery near Wrigley but I can't remember thinking anything was outstanding. Never tried Three Floyds. The truth is I'm not much of a beer snob or any type of alcohol snob. My pallette is about as uneducated as a good portion of the IWC. I blame it on all of the *********ing I did as a kid, and as an adult, and the two times over the past 15 hours. I swear the few times I've gone a decent amount of time without *********ion or sex my taste buds get much stronger. It's like that Seinfeld episode where George learns Portuguese.

Do you have any White Sox games lined up for this summer? Making any attempt at getting Blackhawks playoff tickets? I turned on the Bulls game last night in the second quarter and turned it off about 5 minutes later. Cubs stink but everyone saw that coming. I like to see Castillo getting hits and Rizzo continuing to show power. It'll be interesting to see what they can build in the next three years.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Jack and Coke is okay. I prefer Captain and Coke though.

My friend got me a Screwdriver on my 21st and that shits good. He can only drink it with Whipped Vodka but I taste no difference in it with whipped vodka or normal so I just get normal.

I'm not a huge beer drinker. Blue Moon is decent so if I get beer that's what I get.

 

[CH David]

I'm sure I tried a few Goose Island options over the years. It's a nice little (see big) brewery near Wrigley but I can't remember thinking anything was outstanding. Never tried Three Floyds. The truth is I'm not much of a beer snob or any type of alcohol snob. My pallette is about as uneducated as a good portion of the IWC. I blame it on all of the *********ing I did as a kid, and as an adult, and the two times over the past 15 hours. I swear the few times I've gone a decent amount of time without *********ion or sex my taste buds get much stronger. It's like that Seinfeld episode where George learns Portuguese.

If you've tried 312, you've tried Goose Island. It's good stuff, but understandable about your drinking pallete.

Do you have any White Sox games lined up for this summer? Making any attempt at getting Blackhawks playoff tickets? I turned on the Bulls game last night in the second quarter and turned it off about 5 minutes later. Cubs stink but everyone saw that coming. I like to see Castillo getting hits and Rizzo continuing to show power. It'll be interesting to see what they can build in the next three years.

I'm actually going to a few more Sox games this season. Specifically next week and the Saturday directly before Mother's Day. Mom's present, lol. If I can afford tickets for the playoffs, hell yeah I will. But with what I make, likely not.

Seeing the Cubs progress will be the highlight for a Cubs fan. They play hard, but it still isn't pretty to watch.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I just got back from the bar with my buddies and I can honestly say for the first time in my life I had a bit too much to drink.

Had 2 of these shots though and they are damn good.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8094.html
Ever done one of those GSB?

Either way, whats the best shot any of you guys ever did? I only did this one because the hot bartender suggested it.

 

[smizzy]

So apparently Starlin Castro and Anthony Rizzo are candidates to be sent down to a stint in the minors..for whatever reason.

Why would your Cubbies do dis, GSB?

 

[CH David]

I just got back from the bar with my buddies and I can honestly say for the first time in my life I had a bit too much to drink.

Had 2 of these shots though and they are damn good.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8094.html
Ever done one of those GSB?

Either way, whats the best shot any of you guys ever did? I only did this one because the hot bartender suggested it.

I don't usually try specialty shots unless people buy them for my birthday. Pineapple Upside Down Cake is a good shot if made right. Purple Hooter is pretty good, and Rumchata by itself is stellar. But if I go for a shot it is usually a straight shot of Jameson.

So apparently Starlin Castro and Anthony Rizzo are candidates to be sent down to a stint in the minors..for whatever reason.

Why would your Cubbies do dis, GSB?

Lol, if Dale Sveum actually does this I will laugh so incredibly hard. I can only imagine it is a bluff to the highest degree. The two guys you are building your team around going back to Triple A, when they can be getting major league experience instead? Fat chance. The team is bad, and you can't put the blame on Castro or Rizzo. Castro has/had a hit streak in the teens last I saw, and Rizzo has a good glove and will have a consistently good bat.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I just got back from the bar with my buddies and I can honestly say for the first time in my life I had a bit too much to drink.

Had 2 of these shots though and they are damn good.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8094.html
Ever done one of those GSB?

Does it come with a matching handbag?

I'm sure I tried something similar and it sounds delicious but that is one feminine sounding shot. Shots in general are bad news. At the time they may be a cool opportunity to bond with your boys or help girls make bad decisions but in the end doing shots are like having drink without it registering on your sobriety conscience. Shots tend to catch up to you real fast and without warning. I've had quite a few mornings where I feel like hell and at first think I I didn't drink too much but then I remember the shot or on the worst mornings the shots.

Since you mentioned hot chick bartenders let me make a point:

They are the worst! They tend to be slow and incompetent. They are nothing more than eye candy, are probably dating a back up lineman on the Pats, and for some damn reason in my younger years I tipped them more than they ever deserved and sometimes felt bad for bothering them to DO THEIR DAMN JOB!

Yes, I have self confidence issues at times.

So apparently Starlin Castro and Anthony Rizzo are candidates to be sent down to a stint in the minors..for whatever reason.

Why would your Cubbies do dis, GSB?

Makes little to no sense. The only thing I can think of is that they get more At Bats in the minors since the Cubs are not necessarily flying through the order. They should also get more opportunity to hit with runners in scoring position. But really how much difference is it going to make? Plus it gives the fans nothing offensively to go see instead of next to nothing.

This season is a sunk cost, it's not like they have talent to put in their spots to take the Cubs anywhere this year so I don't see the point.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Oh I would never have ordered that shot if the smokin hot bartender didn't suggest it. I was hardcore flirting with her...then she informed me after an hour that she was 28 and I had no shot in hell with her.

The only other time I did a shot was a shot of four horseman. That was bad news.

EDIT: For the record she was on top of things at the bar and I wasn't responsible for the tip. So I had no problem there. Just wish I knew she was 28 before I began flirting with her.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Rejection is the worst, that is all.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Rejection is the worst, that is all.

Agreed.

Luckily I've known her younger sister (who's 22) for almost 10 years now. Maybe I'll see if shes single...

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Agreed.

Luckily I've known her younger sister (who's 22) for almost 10 years now. Maybe I'll see if shes single...

At least you're getting back out there, the rest of my day will be spent feeling sorry for myself.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

I had a time like that last year when I went through a huge breakup with an ex.

Keep your head up man, things get better.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Bar rejection isn't that bad, it can be kind of funny. Getting rejected when there are emotional feelings in play is the tough stuff.

I highly recommend going through life as a sociopath.

 

[JGlass]

GSB, how does it feel to be the forum dad?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

GSB, how does it feel to be the forum dad?

Don't make me find you and put you over my knee son!

My emotions on the topic are not that strong but very mixed.

On one hand I find the fact that I diddle so much on here kind of pathetic. It really is a time waster that someone with a family and full time job should not be so engaged in. But on the other hand life is stressful and being here is mostly harmless fun. If I make someone think or laugh or actually help someone in any way it gives me a good feeling inside.

However the Cetardation that is voting him over Andre makes me want drop a deuce on this whole place.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Don't make me find you and put you over my knee son!

My emotions on the topic are not that strong but very mixed.

On one hand I find the fact that I diddle so much on here kind of pathetic. It really is a time waster that someone with a family and full time job should not be so engaged in. But on the other hand life is stressful and being here is mostly harmless fun. If I make someone think or laugh or actually help someone in any way it gives me a good feeling inside.

However the Cetardation that is voting him over Andre makes me want drop a deuce on this whole place.

Hey I tried to push Andre to victory. Sadly everybody thinks Cena is unstoppable.

 

[Danger Burger]

Hey I tried to push Andre to victory. Sadly everybody thinks Cena is unstoppable.

I always thought the tourney should be as close to a shoot fight as possible, limited to the move set of the particular wrestler and they must act in the manner their characters displayed. Atleast in the later rounds when it gets forced away from drawing power etc because of gimmics and damage.

Stuff like booking arguements are a waste of everyones time. Anre was built to lose to guys like cena. Booooring.

Oh, hey GSB, how the hell are you? Hows the kids?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Don't make me find you and put you over my knee son!

My emotions on the topic are not that strong but very mixed.

On one hand I find the fact that I diddle so much on here kind of pathetic. It really is a time waster that someone with a family and full time job should not be so engaged in. But on the other hand life is stressful and being here is mostly harmless fun. If I make someone think or laugh or actually help someone in any way it gives me a good feeling inside.

However the Cetardation that is voting him over Andre makes me want drop a deuce on this whole place.

I need 20 bucks.