Great Moments In WZ History

[Uncle Sam]

You must have hated it when Stormtrooper so comfortably overtook you in the "Whoa, calm down there!" rankings.

 

[Slyfox696]

For the record, I did not throw a glass at the wall, I accidentally knocked it off my desk in a fit of rage & it broke when it hit the floor. I have since started using plastic dishware when on WZ, just to be safe.

Ahh, either way it's funny.

 

[justinsayne]

Ahh, either way it's funny.

It is now, it wasn't when I was picking broken glass out of my carpet though

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Unsold Bacon]

The thread where someone (I don't remember who) dropped their spaghetti and we all told him to use a bowl. That thread was too funny.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

The thread where someone (I don't remember who) dropped their spaghetti and we all told him to use a bowl. That thread was too funny.

Ultimate Dynamite

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Ultimate Dynamite

I'd love to see it if you could find a link.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

That was Sully, yes?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

That was Sully, yes?

 

[Bernkastel]

Where I won a bet and got Jonny to change his name to Shadowmancer's Bitch. Then a Prisoner got their name renamed to Shadowmancer's Bitch's Bitch.

I was waiting for someone to fuck up even more and get their's changed to Shadowmancer's Bitch's Bitch's Bitch; start a chain of bitches.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I couldn't remember who it was. I thought it was him or NOAH.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Wow, I forgot about Noah. This thread is really bringing back old memories. People really come and go on here.

 

[Sparky]

Milky shaving his balls.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Milky shaving his balls.

JUST remembered this and was gonna post the same thing. Oh, the hilarity.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

When JGlass created a perma-ban Milenko thead and it became a "Milenko is our saviour" thread...heh.

 

[Milkyway!]

Me too. Nostalgic.




So many delicious memories.





That was fucking hilarious. Spawn was crazy.



Oh god I forgot about that, and when he tried to email me a photo scan of his middle school ID to PROVE he was only 12 years old...I was like...okay, game over man, I'm out. I'M OUT! Hahaha. He was a funny kid though.




That ******* quote was legit one of the funniest things on here for years. It was like watching your childhood innocence being crushed before our very eyes.



I was such a dumbass then. So young and naive. Granted now I could actually make a legit case for Danielson being superior to Cena now that he's a WWE main eventer (or atleast have some more ground to stand on), but man, that original thread was turrible. Glad we got Slyfox out of all that though. Yes, I was the one who lured Slyfox to this forum from YouTube under the guise of a debate about who was better, Bryan Danielson or John Cena. This was back in 2007 mind you, when Danielson was still an indy god and Cena still reviled as the five moves of doom dude. If only I had known the unspeakable horror I was about to unleash upon this forum...



This actually sounds quite amusing. Link?



Oh my god that kid was weird. The moment he found out I was bisexual he would not stop PMing me about all of his clearly confused gay feelings. Then he eventually decided he was gay and fucking PMed me the gross details of his first butt-sex. I'm not even making this shit up, he really did send me this PM, talking about how he preferred to be a bottom and shit. That was about the point where I stopped responding.

Protip: Probably should keep it to yourself if you're gay or bisexual on here because you WILL get PMed by confused members who think you're some kind of role model they can look up to and get life answers from. Awkwaaaaard.



Oh god that was a sig that Eternal Dragon made for me during that whole fiasco, haha! That was great.

Yeah, the whole Konnan ordeal was probably my personal favorite experience on here. He was SO fucking easy to troll into a seething homophobic, racist pile of gangster 90s stereotypes, I feel giddy just thinking about that again. He was legit pissed that I was telling people we were lovers. Like this was a real thing and he was going to get even with me for it. Oh god, my sides.

I can see a whole lot of people loved when I shared the Sidious PMs and thread stuff. I almost felt bad about that. ALMOST. But I felt the world needed to know just the extent to which his latent homosexual weirdness went to and his fetish for underwear and Alex Wright. Too funny.


This whole thread is glorious and makes me miss all the good times we've had on here over the years. Hard to believe I've been on this forum for nearly 6 years now. Time sure does fly, eh?

^_^ Sure it was fun for YOU guys. Imagine my horror when I actually googled *******! I was 13! I didn't even know what porn was!

 

[Milkyway!]

Milky shaving his balls.

Fuck all ya'll hoes.

 

[The Doctor]

Didn't you admit to making that story up?

Still hilarious.

 

[Milkyway!]

Didn't you admit to making that story up?

Still hilarious.

Yes I did make that up about and told everyone about 4 years later. God I can't believe the things I said/did on here to get attention on this forum. Such an attention ****e child I was.

 

[The Doctor]

The more things change...

 

[BooCocky]

Oh man. I used to troll Wes and Xfear. Sometimes we'd go at it for hours at a day. I got called all kinds of shit. I remember telling xfear about the giants in the superbowl and he made this post about there isn't any chance in hell the Patriots are going to lose. Once they lost I simply replied with a "LOL". He was so pissed off it wasn't even funny. I believe he was so pissed he stuck a picture of a penis in my rep.

When they had that one room where I had access to and I pretty much ruined the enjoyment of it all by myself. By simply trolling Wes, Xfear, AE, Lee and Justin.

That E-Wedding shit was pretty crazy. I remember having some weird conversations on MSN with Wes, Justin and a few more people.

I remember getting banned for making fun of NSL's son.

I think it was the Game Rage who had a big rant. That was pretty epic.

The rise and fall of TM. That was weird. I remember when I got a text message from this weird number. It was him.

I've been here for a little over five years. I've seen it all... Fun times fun times..

 

[IHW]

Sam and Coco being the same person is/was a great moment.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

FSWWE's revelation that if he had a gay son, he'd beat the gay out of him. But if he had a gay daughter, he'd probably give in to incest.

 

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Without trying to seem arrogant, there have just been far too many. What was the subject when I ripped Jason?

NOBODY who regularly posted in the Bar room regularly liked Jason. He was this arrogant twit who argued with many but he and Xfear made one common mistake - He said Daniel Bryan was better than John Cena and debated you about it. This spilled over to the ask a staff member threads and the bar room. Some absolutely idiotic statements such as proclaiming that you do not deserve to be admin and how he ran other sites with Zeven Zion on it.

He would make moronic statements about how John Cena's shoulder block shouldn't count as a wrestling move while Daniel Bryan's kicks should.

He also emailed me, a lot asking me who i was and claiming he was my friend on Facebook(I've never joined any social networking site unless you count places like this). If i still had the emails i would totally post them but alas i don't. I believe i was the one who got him the ban that kept him away by reporting rep from him to Sly. Anyways here are some of the threads where you destroyed him if you're feeling nostalgic:

My Current "Rep"
Jason Scene On Slyfox

Enjoy.

EDIT: I loved FSWWE's self righteousness. I loved seeing a huge debate pop up with him being so pretentious.

 

[Slyfox696]

NOBODY who regularly posted in the Bar room regularly liked Jason. He was this arrogant twit who argued with many but he and Xfear made one common mistake - He said Daniel Bryan was better than John Cena and debated you about it. This spilled over to the ask a staff member threads and the bar room. Some absolutely idiotic statements such as proclaiming that you do not deserve to be admin and how he ran other sites with Zeven Zion on it.

He would make moronic statements about how John Cena's shoulder block shouldn't count as a wrestling move while Daniel Bryan's kicks should.

He also emailed me, a lot asking me who i was and claiming he was my friend on Facebook(I've never joined any social networking site unless you count places like this). If i still had the emails i would totally post them but alas i don't. I believe i was the one who got him the ban that kept him away by reporting rep from him to Sly. Anyways here are some of the threads where you destroyed him if you're feeling nostalgic:

My Current "Rep"
Jason Scene On Slyfox

Enjoy.

EDIT: I loved FSWWE's self righteousness. I loved seeing a huge debate pop up with him being so pretentious.

Totally did not remember those threads. But they were good reads.