Go Green Ranger Go! Official HGR Thread

[Pepe Silvia]

I don't think I've ever accidentally been high before... Cool.

The emphasis was on the wicked, I couldn't words.

So do Labar and Isenberg e-highfive each other a lot?

Mark Madden is a fat turd

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MADDEN.

He's right like, 90% of the time, and is easily one of the most amusing things about the main page when he isn't lusting over bitches

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I think it's cute that you believe you could actually mentor me. If I wanted help becoming a better poster, I'd ask somebody like Lee. Or Naitch. D-Man. Crock. Hell, even the bastard child of Haiku Hogan and Dagger would help me more. If I wanted somebody to learn from as a critic, I'd ask KB. If I wanted to be swift as the coursing river, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon, I'd ask Coco.

But as I don't want help hating everything about myself, and being a general nuisance to people that are trying to enjoy their time here, I'm not asking for your help. Good day, sir.

I think it is cute that you just listed off a bunch of posters that are not the reigning mentor of the year.

And right now you deserve to hate yourself. That is why you need to be mentored, you would be taught how to be a better person, that shouldn't hate himself. And of course you are not asking for help, you are not good enough to realize just how bad you are. That is why I do not require a request before I begin my mentorship.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

I think it is cute that you just listed off a bunch of posters that are not the reigning mentor of the year.

And right now you deserve to hate yourself. That is why you need to be mentored, you would be taught how to be a better person, that shouldn't hate himself. And of course you are not asking for help, you are not good enough to realize just how bad you are. That is why I do not require a request before I begin my mentorship.

I've thought about it, and I now realize I have 3 options available to me:

1) I could go find something else to fill my free time, and never come back. Again.

2) I could keep fighting you, as did Milenko. And because it's the natural order of how how troll/trollee relationship work, I will become the new Milenko and hate you every single day of my life until we win a forums award. And then I'll die in the Army for freedom, or some other bullshit.

3) I could get over the last few days, and virtually shake your hand, politely requesting that we start things fresh.

I don't want to join the Army; I'd rather die. I don't want to leave the forums, because I worry Coco will miss me. But I also don't do well with trolls, and/or people I don't like following me around all the time. It wont' take very long at all for me to be having zero fun here, and just leave for good. So what are we going to do SNS?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I've thought about it, and I now realize I have 3 options available to me:

1) I could go find something else to fill my free time, and never come back. Again.

2) I could keep fighting you, as did Milenko. And because it's the natural order of how how troll/trollee relationship work, I will become the new Milenko and hate you every single day of my life until we win a forums award. And then I'll die in the Army for freedom, or some other bullshit.

3) I could get over the last few days, and virtually shake your hand, politely requesting that we start things fresh.

I don't want to join the Army; I'd rather die. I don't want to leave the forums, because I worry Coco will miss me. But I also don't do well with trolls, and/or people I don't like following me around all the time. It wont' take very long at all for me to be having zero fun here, and just leave for good. So what are we going to do SNS?

So you admit that I have power over you?

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

So you admit that I have power over you?

You missed the part where I still think you're a giant dick, but yes.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You missed the part where I still think you're a giant dick, but yes.

Then you must be a really sad individual, I should mentor you until that is no longer the case.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

But I probably won't for now. I might want to play with you later.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Well, you had a chance to not be a giant douche. You could have just walked away. But if there's anything I will not tolerate it's condescension. You don't have "power", and you're not gonna "play with me later". You're just an arrogant prick who has to be in control of everyone around you that you deem "less" than yourself. You're the kind of person that will twist words so that no matter what I say, you're the one who "wins". You have no interest in discussion or anything that make forums fun to be a part of. You just hang around because you probably need some small part of your life to gain control over.

You're sad. I'm done with you. More importantly I'm bored with you.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You don't have "power"

So you admit that I have power over you?

You missed the part where I still think you're a giant dick, but yes.

and you're not gonna "play with me later".

So you are leaving?

Now I am going to skip most of the rest of your post because it is just silly, but i have one more thing to comment on.

I'm done with you.

You have said this before, and it never seems to be true.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I'll never understand how someone can have power over another person mentally, SNS seems to be really gifted at pissing people off.

Kudos.

 

[¡Roján!]

Cool stories, chap. Now tell me, how much do you get paid?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

You plan on rejoining WZCW Killam?

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

You plan on rejoining WZCW Killam?

Nah. At the time I was only working part-time and it seemed like a lot of fun to fill the over-abundance of spare hours in my day. A couple weeks later I started working full-time again, and I simply just don't have time to commit to it at this point.

 

[shattered dreams]

How dare I have a conversation with Killam, right? Look, I've told you time and time again that I appreciate your blutness/honesty and stuff, but I don't see why you've gotta be such a dick, either.

So in other words you like it when I do it to people that you don't care about but dislike it when I do it to you? Seems convenient. All I am trying to get you to do is own what you do. I completely admit that I can be more dickish than might be necessary at times. I own it. You pretend you don't suck up and be a hypocrite constantly. I think I like you alright but you are so two faced that it is hard to tell.

 

[JGlass]

So in other words you like it when I do it to people that you don't care about but dislike it when I do it to you? Seems convenient. All I am trying to get you to do is own what you do. I completely admit that I can be more dickish than might be necessary at times. I own it. You pretend you don't suck up and be a hypocrite constantly. I think I like you alright but you are so two faced that it is hard to tell.

What do you do for a living? Something about this paragraph really made me wonder. I think it's the whole "own what you do" part.

 

[The Crock]

So in other words you like it when I do it to people that you don't care about but dislike it when I do it to you? Seems convenient. All I am trying to get you to do is own what you do. I completely admit that I can be more dickish than might be necessary at times. I own it. You pretend you don't suck up and be a hypocrite constantly. I think I like you alright but you are so two faced that it is hard to tell.

Shat, if I thought you were being funny/entertaining, it would not matter who the "victim" was -- I would tell you. Just because I don't think everybody taking a dump on Killam is cool doesn't mean I'm trying to suck up to him. Being friendly/trying to make someone feel welcome (which nobody has really done for Killam, because God forbid we associate with a main page writer) isn't sucking up.

It's funny, I'm used to you being opinionated and being a dick, but you've been turned up a few notches for like two weeks now. I don't know what happened there, but it's been a fairly noticeable "bump."

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

He probably quit smoking.

 

[shattered dreams]

Interesting, up until this thread I would have gauged my own asshole level to be at an all-time low these last few weeks. I don't have any problem with trying to make people feel welcome, however, I will likely never encourage stupid behavior. I have seen you jump in and make people blowing up feel unwelcome many times. At least I consistently advocate my position. HGR has all the tools to know better. A lot of these flavor of the week blow ups don't necessarily.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

HGR has all the tools to know better.

That isn't the case at all, but with my help he could.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

That isn't the case at all, but with my help he could.

Wise, no question.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

my own asshole level

Something about this made me gag a little bit.

 

[shattered dreams]

Something about this made me gag a little bit.

Muscle memory?

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Muscle memory?

Well played.

I got my first red-rep in...well, I honestly don't remember when the last time was. Easily the first of the year, unless I'm mistaken. I was disappointed, because it was from some cunt I've never even heard of... I think Harthan was the last to red me, it was a LONG time ago. I probably deserved it.

 

[¡Roján!]

I red repped you for saying Slater has no purpose back in like February. Which, by the way, I'm still waiting for an apology for.