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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

I suppose. Still, pretty ridiculous. Like 5 star dishes and differant exotic fishes ridiculousness.
 
The nWo one is the only one that sounds interesting. I'm currently at one of the most bizarre family dinner. It is highlighted by my sister making a ridiculously passionate speech about some feminist stuff, my grandpa talking about how he once walked in on all his mom's friends in the nude, and my sister leaving the table in tears.
 
I had a family brunch this morning, but I felt like shit, so I mostly just drank water & didn't eat much.

I've had a pretty shitty week, was sick for 4 days, which caused me to miss 2 days of work. The my car died on me at lunch on Friday, we try & jump start it & get someplace to get it fixed Sat. morning, & it died again, & now we can't even get it jump started so now I have to wake up early to have it towed & hopefully fixed Tommorrow on my day off. Then yesterday I got a $168 speeding ticket in the mail from when I went to see Batman Live on Nov. 17th, because a traffic camera caught me going 66 in a 55 on the interstate. If I want to fight it I have to drive 90 mins. there on Dec. 26th, & then sit around till I get called in, & try & fight it, & then drive 90 mins. back. I'll probably just suck it up & pay the stupid thing, since it'll likely cost me more in gas & time missed from work than it would to just pay it.
 
I've had a pretty shitty week, was sick for 4 days, which caused me to miss 2 days of work. The my car died on me at lunch on Friday, we try & jump start it & get someplace to get it fixed Sat. morning, & it died again, & now we can't even get it jump started so now I have to wake up early to have it towed & hopefully fixed Tommorrow on my day off. Then yesterday I got a $168 speeding ticket in the mail from when I went to see Batman Live on Nov. 17th, because a traffic camera caught me going 66 in a 55 on the interstate. If I want to fight it I have to drive 90 mins. there on Dec. 26th, & then sit around till I get called in, & try & fight it, & then drive 90 mins. back. I'll probably just suck it up & pay the stupid thing, since it'll likely cost me more in gas & time missed from work than it would to just pay it.

You're better off just paying it. Years ago I got a $100 ticket for doing 37 in a 35; naturally I tried to protest that bullshit but I was told because of the area of the city where I sped - the overly rich part - the damn thing couldn't be contested. Wasted 3 hours.
 
You're better off just paying it. Years ago I got a $100 ticket for doing 37 in a 35; naturally I tried to protest that bullshit but I was told because of the area of the city where I sped - the overly rich part - the damn thing couldn't be contested. Wasted 3 hours.

Yeah I did the math, the amount of money I would lose that day from travel expenses & missing work, even if I managed to beat the ticket, would actually be more than if I just paid it. It also doesn't show up on my driving record so it won't affect my insurance rates or anything. Still fucking annoying though.
 
The nWo one is the only one that sounds interesting. I'm currently at one of the most bizarre family dinner. It is highlighted by my sister making a ridiculously passionate speech about some feminist stuff, my grandpa talking about how he once walked in on all his mom's friends in the nude, and my sister leaving the table in tears.
This post reminded me why I can't wait until Christmas.
 
My grandpa would later use my dad's present (a toy foam Mjolnir my sister and I bought him and he seemed to get a kick out of) as a fake penis. This is a guy that usually isn't able to stay awake for the entire meal.
 
He sounds AWESOME.

He's not though. I love my grandpa and all the things he's provided for me and my family, and he's by no means a bad guy, but for the past couple of years he's just been so drugged up that he barely talks more than a few words every night, but tonight he was just wild.

You know what wasn't awesome? That shit storm of a main event. That's right, it was raining shit.
 
That PPV was pretty damn good. Would have liked a different end to the World title match, but the rest was great. We could have done without the predictable end to the Ladder match though. The match as a whole was surprisingly not terrible.


Now, the TLC 6 man? That was epic.
 
He's not though. I love my grandpa and all the things he's provided for me and my family, and he's by no means a bad guy, but for the past couple of years he's just been so drugged up that he barely talks more than a few words every night, but tonight he was just wild.

You know what wasn't awesome? That shit storm of a main event. That's right, it was raining shit.

Ahh, I see. Are the drugs for any particular ailment?

Eh, wasn't too bad. The show as a whole was pretty fun.
 
Holy shit, that PPV was AMAZING.

Ehhhhhhhh I thought it was okay. The 6 man TLC match was flat out great, but nothing else really blew me away. I did enjoy Kofi beating Wade Barrett, though.

Ahh, I see. Are the drugs for any particular ailment?

Just being old I think.

Eh, wasn't too bad. The show as a whole was pretty fun.

No, it was stupid. Had a horrible build, the match was poorly executed apart from a few good spots (Cenacanrana and Cena picking up Ziggler on a ladder really), and it ended with another swerve in the Cena/AJ saga that makes absolutely no sense and means this angle is going to continue. Fuuuuuck.
 
Ziggler fucking sucks.

The Shield, Bryan, Kane, and Ryback on the other hand? They all deserve hearty pats on the back. And the ass, because they're real fucking men.

That might top Punk-Hardy as my favourite TLC match.
 
The crazy AJ angle is played out. Same pattern different guy.

It should end, now. It has no place in the RTWM, so why continue it?
 
The AJ thing was stupid, I totally agree with you there. The character's been pretty fucking stale ever since she first became GM... so why not rehash it, right?
 
All of that, and then Aj turns because? "oh well who knows, she is just so cwaazzyyy ya know?"

Fuck my life.

I liked the match better than you though. It was a clusterfuck, but a very entertaining one I felt.
 
All of that, and then Aj turns because? "oh well who knows, she is just so cwaazzyyy ya know?"

Fuck my life.

I liked the match better than you though. It was a clusterfuck, but a very entertaining one I felt.

Yes, but you've been known to enjoy the occasional clusterfuck, both in wrestling and your personal life.
 

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