Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

Would anybody be interested in the magnum opus I'm writing about how good Rey Mysterio is? It's a proper word fort.

I like both Rey Mysterio and Sam posts. I'd probably read it.

Oh please God no. Keep the lumbering lumox and Cena away from one another. I hated their feud in the summer.

Well, it could be just the one one-on-one match at the Rumble and then Big Show can use his rematch clause to get into the WHC Elimination Chamber.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Well, it could be just the one one-on-one match at the Rumble and then Big Show can use his rematch clause to get into the WHC Elimination Chamber.

Can't see it to be honest. I like the idea of SHow and Sheamus knocking each other out (Austin vs. HHH style) with SHow getting the flukey pin and retaining only for Ziggler to come in and defeat him quickly and brag backstage as Vince pops up and says the match tonight is for the title now. Then Ziggler defeats Cena and holds the belt until getting crushed by either Sheamus, Orton or Ryback at Mania.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Said this during SD! last night, just thought I'd leave it here.

TLC looks fun, though I don't think Ryback/Hell No vs Shield should end the show. One way or another people are going to be bitching that whoever lost shouldn't have lost. If I had it my way Sheamus/Show opens things up with Sheamus winning, Ziggler cashes in and wins. He brags about how there can't be a match with him and Cena with no briefcase, McMahon interrupts, makes WHC ladder match between Ziggler/Cena.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Said this during SD! last night, just thought I'd leave it here.

Wouldn't surprise me. I thought it up a few days ago. It'd be more interesting than what is rumoured with Ziggler retaining and keeping the case until after Mania (with Sheamus vs. Orton being the WHC match for Mania).

 

[Uncle Sam]

PMs sent to relevant parties.

 

[Nate DaMac]

PMs sent to relevant parties.

I have nothing to add, just that I want to see the finished product.

 

[Coco]

Really, what better way to get over than beat Cena in a main event title match?

I dunno. I always thought getting over was the best way to get over.

 

[nightmare]

PMs sent to relevant parties.

That was great. I picture you writing that with a Rey mask on, furiously scribbling ideas on a note pad in a candle light room with a scenic view of the night sky. Close?


You hit all the good points that many others overlook. Well, they choose to overlook them just to prove their own misguided points. Who cares the man isnt 7ft tall, he is far more deserving of his spot on the roster and all the title wins that have come with it- than most give him credit for. Dare I say vastly more entertaining than any one of the larger 'more deserving' types that most say are better than Rey.



I also find this type of thing to be an issue with another favorite of mine -RVD. People give him alot of shit for being just a 'stoner spot monkey', but the guy has put on some damn fine matches\promos. More than many people care to accept or recognize.


I await the finished paper. Damn fine work sir.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sam, why is it your wish to commit suicide by my hands?

After all of the Rey Mysterio wars we fought side by side, you dishonour me by not sending me that PM?

 

[Bernkastel]

Would anybody be interested in the magnum opus I'm writing about how good Rey Mysterio is? It's a proper word fort.

I like Mysterio - 4th greatest Luchador of all time for my money. I'm sure it would do Will proud.

 

[Ty Burna]

I was a big fan of Mysterio (probably my favorite wrestler) back in his WCW days when he had both knees healthy. I appreciate what he does now but I think looking back at what he was compared to now pisses me off more then anything just knowing what he used to do in the ring.

Hell I remember when he was unmasked and Cruiserweight champion and at one of those Nitros with the moat around the ring he won the random lottery to face Flair for the world title that night but got screwed by Charles Robinson with the crooked referee angle. Don't think I've ever been so pissed at the result of a wrestling match ever in my life before or after. I think this was during his giant killer stretch in WCW.

 

[Bernkastel]

Question Norcal, is Mark Henry not the strongest pro wrestler, like ever, in history? I'm failing to see who comes even close.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Crazy theory time: I think Ziggler will cash-in and become champion over Show following the chairs match and then the match with Cena will be for the WHC, which will main event.

...Did... Did you steal this from a main page comment?

Sounds interesting, so it will never happen.

Would anybody be interested in the magnum opus I'm writing about how good Rey Mysterio is? It's a proper word fort.

Pillows or couch cushions?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Question Norcal, is Mark Henry not the strongest pro wrestler, like ever, in history? I'm failing to see who comes even close.

Ted Arcidi
Bill Kazmain
Ken Patera
Ian Harrison

Can't say that they are as strong, but there you go.

 

[Remix]

Question Norcal, is Mark Henry not the strongest pro wrestler, like ever, in history? I'm failing to see who comes even close.

He's certainly got the credentials to be. Dude still holds several powerlifting records.

 

[Coco]

Have you red repped Macios today?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4252285

 

[Remix]

No, I'm torn between doing that and the fact that he might actually fuck off if I green him.

 

[Coco]

After everything he's put us through? Oh, he deserves to be driven mental. Red. All the way.

 

[JGlass]

Have you red repped Macios today?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4252285

Too much work, and I nothing Macios. Besides, I've been super charitable with my rep lately and I don't want to waste any on Macios.

 

[nightmare]

Have you red repped Macios today?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=4252285

Well I have given out some green recently and in keeping with the Christmas spirit, I might as well hand out some red. Keeps it even for the holidays.

 

[Bernkastel]

He's certainly got the credentials to be. Dude still holds several powerlifting records.

Such as these...

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Even Bill Kazamaier wasn't this good.

 

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Some user called The History just red repped me and called me a mark, is still being a "mark" a bad thing?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Some user called The History just red repped me and called me a mark, is still being a "mark" a bad thing?

Don't worry, I green repped you for your Playstation All Stars post earlier today.

 

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It wasn't even the post of a "mark". I said how i was happy that Dean Ambrose, Seth Rolins and El Generico were all in the main event of a PPV. Ambrose is like the one person all smarks love.

 

[Coco]

So you're a mark for those guys.

What's the problem here?