Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

The WZCW Discussion Thread thinks otherwise.

23,000 vs 40,000

Damn, I forgot about the WZCW section! Well, maybe by this time next year we'll have caught them!

Fett is something of an amalgamation of many of those. He is essentially Batman in an Iron Man suit.

I don't think his suit is as technologically superior to that of Iron Man, especially because Iron Man's suit has a super computer on it, something Fett's does not. Fett might have offensive superiority, but in terms of defense and support, Iron Man's suit has him beat.

But let's save this for next Saturday!

And Bugs Bunny? Yeah, he shouldn't beat anyone who has even an ounce of smarts. He relies too much on his opponents being idiots. This is what happens to him.

Non-canon!

Bugs is a master of disguise, quick as a... well, a rabbit, and he does not lack confidence. Unfortunately, I know who his first round draw is, and it's not exactly the type of guy that's going to care if he's killing Bugs Bunny or a woman that looks eerily similar to Bugs Bunny. He also probably doesn't care if it's duck season or wabbit season.

And then there is Inspector Gadget... Despite his immense technological improvements, he is such an idiot that he relies solely on Penny and Brain to win "his" victories.

Shhh, that's going to be my main argument against him! Still, I think he could beat some of the other techies like Robotnik. Unfortunately for him, most of the characters in the Humans bracket are people that won't hesitate to kill (Punisher, Fett, Joker, Fury, Rambo, Jason, John Marston, Van Helsing), and I don't see Gadget doing very well under that kind of pressure.

Depending on his draw, Achilles should make some noise in the supers. Fucker's invulnerable unless you hit his ankle.

Agreed, but my analysis of him is that, while he's a very hard character to beat, he's also going to have a time winning. How's he supposed to beat The Hulk with a spear and a shield? I figure Hulk would eventually just start stomping on him and eventually break every bone in his body, including his ankle.

A very odd thing happened this morning. I went to Waffle House for breakfast and was told 'we are out of waffles'....


I asked in a low tone of voice 'WTF did you just say to me?' and sat there locked in a silent stare with the waitress for what seemed like minutes. I was trying to figure out if she was fucking with me or is just somehow being truthful. She finally spoke and said that the batter was stolen and they dont have anymore right now.


I dumped out my coffee on the table and walked out without saying another word. I think that might have been a little to drastic a reaction, but how am I supposed to believe that story? Someone just walks in and steals a bunch of waffle batter and nothing else?

Dick move on dumping out the coffee, but the "WTF did you just say to me?" part is awesome. I feel like only Waffle House could manage to get their waffle batter stolen.

I was surprised to see him in the Supers, I know he beats Hector pretty comprehensively in Troy, but in the original work, Hector was considered a dangerous enough opponent by Achilles Mother for Her to have to trick him into throwing his spear at Achilles because he thinks his brother has a replacement, but it turns out that his brother is only an illusion placed there by Achilles Mother forget her name. Anyway it leaves him with a far inferior short sword against a full length spear (Achilles has also thrown his spear, but actually does have somebody holding a replacement) thereby allowing Achilles an easier victory, although Hector still gives him quite a fight. It's made pretty clear throughout that in a fair environment, even with Achilles only having one weak spot, you'd be a fool to bet on one or the other, so he's not particularly Super, at least in my opinion.

All that said, there are people in the Human bracket that can take down some (or most) of the Supers, so I guess its irrelevant, and still, what do I know?

The difference between the two brackets has nothing to do with power level, it has to do with where their powers originated from. The reason we divided them this way is because it just seems smart. Maybe if we can do it next year we'll make it just one giant 64 seed tournament, but you'll see a major difference between the most powerful supers vs. the most powerful humans. Last year the winners were Link and Vader, and when Macios (rest his soul) made a thread pitting the two against each other, Vader won by a wide margin.

I'm most interested to see some of the arguments for characters like Master Hand, Achilles, Dovahkiin, Shepard, and The Doctor: new guys that are pretty much the baddest dudes in the world in their respective universes.

 

[The Crock]

Macios comes back next month. Ugh.

 

[GI Cake]

You bet I am.

Think of the impression you're going to leave on your kid. Would you want your kid to be an ass like that when he/she is older?

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Macios comes back next month. Ugh.

I though he was perma banned.

 

[The Crock]

I though he was perma banned.

Nope.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

Think of the impression you're going to leave on your kid. Would you want your kid to be an ass like that when he/she is older?

But seriously, I get that. Thanks for that. In all honesty, I have really been trying to quit being a dick, but... it just comes out sometimes, I suppose.
As for right now, Casey's an angel. I would like to keep it that way. Thanks again, Pan.

 

[Барбоса]

I see the Dovahkiin as a potential dark horse. The sheer array of skills, weapons, spells etc that he can gather make Link look like a pussy. But then in the end he is just a man.

The Doctor I am far less impressed by. He is immensely clever but he gets captured all the time and when it comes down to it he relies far more on his enemies being stupid to achieve victory. In that regard, he is essentially a long-lived James Bond.

JUST SHOOT HIM!

 

[JGlass]

I see the Dovahkiin as a potential dark horse. The sheer array of skills, weapons, spells etc that he can gather make Link look like a pussy. But then in the end he is just a man.

He's not just man, he's Dragon Born! A Dragon Born only comes once every era, and the power of their dragon shouts are no joke. Unfortunately, he's going to have a tough time getting past the first two rounds by my estimation.

The Doctor I am far less impressed by. He is immensely clever but he gets captured all the time and when it comes down to it he relies far more on his enemies being stupid to achieve victory. In that regard, he is essentially a long-lived James Bond.

JUST SHOOT HIM!

I don't know much about The Doctor. That's why I'm interested to see what arguments people can come up with for him.

 

[Барбоса]

He's not just man, he's Dragon Born! A Dragon Born only comes once every era, and the power of their dragon shouts are no joke. Unfortunately, he's going to have a tough time getting past the first two rounds by my estimation.

He might have an impressive bloodline but in the end he can be killed by a skeever.

 

[JGlass]

He might have an impressive bloodline but in the end he can be killed by a skeever.

In canon he wasn't killed by a skeever and he killed The World Eater, Alduin. That's pretty impressive. He COULD be killed by a skeever, but he won't be.

 

[Барбоса]

He COULD be killed by a skeever

That is all that is needed in a hypothetical tournament.

That reminds me. I must go back and actually finish the second half of Skyrim.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Sup broskis? How's everyone doing?

 

[JGlass]

That is all that is needed in a hypothetical tournament.

That reminds me. I must go back and actually finish the second half of Skyrim.

You disappoint me. What are you doing that could possibly be more important, writing a book?

Sup broskis? How's everyone doing?

What gives you the right to just disappear for days at a time and then pop back out of nowhere?

But I'm doing good, thank you, and yourself?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

What gives you the right to just disappear for days at a time and then pop back out of nowhere?

But I'm doing good, thank you, and yourself?

My period.

And I'm great now that it's over.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

My period.

And I'm great now that it's over.

Oh my. Just... oh my.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Oh my. Just... oh my.

Some day your daughter is gonna have one too. Once for 3 to 7 days every month. How do you feel about that?

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

I feel like enjoying the childhood stage of her life.
In other news, I have a black girlfriend. A personal first.

 

[JGlass]

My period.

And I'm great now that it's over.

I think that's code for having sex with Coco. Was it really that bad? I imagine he's a selfish lover.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

I feel like enjoying the childhood stage of her life.
In other news, I have a black girlfriend. A personal first.

Is she hot?

I think that's code for having sex with Coco. Was it really that bad? I imagine he's a selfish lover.

ask him

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Just because I have glorious moobs and have a well maintained bush does not make me a woman. My vagina does though

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

IMO, which is all that really matters, yes. And Casey seems to like her, which is the best part.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

IMO, which is all that really matters, yes. And Casey seems to like her, which is the best part.

That's awesome. Good for you bro!

 

[nightmare]

Dick move on dumping out the coffee, but the "WTF did you just say to me?" part is awesome. I feel like only Waffle House could manage to get their waffle batter stolen.

I left her a $4 tip for that cup of coffee, so she can kiss my ass if she is that upset about it. I just have a issue with shitty service and stuff with breakfast restaurants I guess.


I pulled some pranks on IHOP a few times. All because the waiter stole my money. I gave the guy a $50 and he gave me change for a $20 and pocketed the cash. When I pointed out the issue, he called me a liar and threw a piece of bacon at my friend. He was clearly drunk or fucked up. This caused a scene and we were asked to leave with no resolution to the original issue.


So I went back the next day requested to be seated in the same area and when I gave him the bill, I paid in rolls of pennies and exact change. But had glued the pennies together in the roll. The next weekend I replaced all the powdered creamer in the section with flour, switched the lids to all the syrup containers so the flavors wouldnt match the labels and super-glued the ketchup lids to the bottles. It is amazing that no-one cared or said anything when we moved from table to table at 3am. The look on his face each time he came back and we were seated at a different table was funny though.

My period.

And I'm great now that it's over.

Your period causes you to disappear for days at a time? What a neat trick. You should use that to your advantage, like a super-power to thwart evil.

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

That's awesome. Good for you bro!

Thanks, I appreciate it.

I left her a $4 tip for that cup of coffee, so she can kiss my ass if she is that upset about it. I just have a issue with shitty service and stuff with breakfast restaurants I guess.


I pulled some pranks on IHOP a few times. All because the waiter stole my money. I gave the guy a $50 and he gave me change for a $20 and pocketed the cash. When I pointed out the issue, he called me a liar and threw a piece of bacon at my friend. He was clearly drunk or fucked up. This caused a scene and we were asked to leave with no resolution to the original issue.


So I went back the next day requested to be seated in the same area and when I gave him the bill, I paid in rolls of pennies and exact change. But had glued the pennies together in the roll. The next weekend I replaced all the powdered creamer in the section with flour, switched the lids to all the syrup containers so the flavors wouldnt match the labels and super-glued the ketchup lids to the bottles. It is amazing that no-one cared or said anything when we moved from table to table at 3am. The look on his face each time he came back and we were seated at a different table was funny though.

Genius.

 

[Whostine]

Just what the fuck is this? A page dedicated to being Jglass's bitch? Wow...what a lucky bastard