Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Richard Blonoff]

I've been 4th, 5th, 5th in our leagues. I got LaSean McCoy 1st pick in our first two.

 

[JGlass]

I was kidding, for the most part. I've done a few drafts this year and I keep on slotting in at 6-9. Luck of the draw, I guess.

Or...

OR...

 

[Theo Mays]

6th, I'll take that.

So my brother's best friend (who knows diddly about sports and what not) is attempting to play Madden and he is beating my cousin. I'm just waiting for him to collapse.

 

[Барбоса]

I have played exactly one play of Madden and I scored a touchdown.

Then I retired.

 

[Megatron]

10th. Ugh.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I guess there aren't any open spots left.

 

[JGlass]

Nope, I wanted to keep it small so it's only 10 people.

 

[The Crock]

I have played exactly one play of Madden and I scored a touchdown.

Then I retired.

Smart. Seriously.

Or...

OR...

Me and Little Jimmy have some shit to figure out.

 

[JGlass]

I have played exactly one play of Madden and I scored a touchdown.

Then I retired.

Quitting while you're at the top, very classy.

By the way, have you taken a gander at the competitors in the BattleZone tourney? Do we get Barbosa's seal of approval?

 

[justinsayne]

7th, I can live with that, certainly better than 10th.

I got a lecture on financial management from my grandmother after work, which is exactly what I wanted to hear after finishing an incredibly frustrating day at work, while also having a headache.

In other news if appears Haven returns Sept. 21st, so yay for that I guess

 

[justinsayne]

My cat just turned my PS3 on, we walked up to the TV stand, reached up started inspecting shit & then pressed the power button with his little paw. Wasn't aware my cat was gamer, guess I know what he does all day when I'm at work now.

 

[nightmare]

My cat watched me play Batman AA. Literally sat there and watched the tv every time I played. She would come running in the room and jump on the bed if she heard it start up. Could give a shit less about any other game. Just strange.

 

[justinsayne]

My cat watched me play Batman AA. Literally sat there and watched the tv every time I played. She would come running in the room and jump on the bed if she heard it start up. Could give a shit less about any other game. Just strange.

My cat does something similar but with the toilet, when ever he hears the toilet flush he makes a mad dash to the bathroom, & then just stare's into the bowl & watches the water disappear, & then reappear, when it's done he just turns his head & looks at me as if to say, "make it do that again!".

 

[nightmare]

They are strange creatures. My cat is straight ninja. Whenever I watch wrestling she gets all crazy and leaps off couches, tries to run up walls and attacks pillows. She will hide behind stuff and wait for you in the dark, then attack. She is very chill mostly, but its like she feeds off the action.

 

[Барбоса]

Quitting while you're at the top, very classy.

By the way, have you taken a gander at the competitors in the BattleZone tourney? Do we get Barbosa's seal of approval?

The presence of Boba Fett intrigues me.

Considering he has a lot of high-profile victories and draws against Jedi, Dark Jedi and even Sith, including Vader (unsure about their canon though), he is clearly a highly capable fighter with all the best gadgets, weapons and armour of the day in a galaxy far, far away and a great strategian and tactician.

Let's face it, he is essentially the Batman of the Star Wars Universe, plus he has the added benefit like Vader last year of being part of the Star Wars Universe so he will therefore be a tough prospect for anyone in the Human bracket.

 

[JGlass]

Did you know that this is the most posted in WrestleZone thread of all time? All time! We are the kings and (in Yazloz's case) queens of WrestleZone! And to think it only took a little over a year.

The presence of Boba Fett intrigues me.

Considering he has a lot of high-profile victories and draws against Jedi, Dark Jedi and even Sith, including Vader (unsure about their canon though), he is clearly a highly capable fighter with all the best gadgets, weapons and armour of the day in a galaxy far, far away and a great strategian and tactician.

Let's face it, he is essentially the Batman of the Star Wars Universe, plus he has the added benefit like Vader last year of being part of the Star Wars Universe so he will therefore be a tough prospect for anyone in the Human bracket.

I figured he'd peak your interest, and he definitely has the potential to make some noise in the human bracket. There are a few people who I think can beat him (Commander Shepard, Iron Man, Samus, Batman, Bugs Bunny), but he's definitely a candidate for winning it all.

 

[JGlass]

And now I'm in Boston! Raw at the Gah-den in a week from tomorrow and a whole bunch of new roommates to perplex with the enjoyment I get out of professional wrestling.

Question of the hour: Do I wear my NJexus shirt when I introduce myself to them?

I'm a dork that doesn't want to get out of bed so I was reading through pages at random and came across this.

Two of my roommates went on to become some of my best friends in Boston, and only three of the four of them found my enjoyment of professional wrestling odd. The other one got into it. I'd say that's a victory for Vince McMahon.

 

[Барбоса]

Did you know that this is the most posted in WrestleZone thread of all time? All time! We are the kings and (in Yazloz's case) queens of WrestleZone! And to think it only took a little over a year.

The WZCW Discussion Thread thinks otherwise.

23,000 vs 40,000

I figured he'd peak your interest, and he definitely has the potential to make some noise in the human bracket. There are a few people who I think can beat him (Commander Shepard, Iron Man, Samus, Batman, Bugs Bunny), but he's definitely a candidate for winning it all.

Fett is something of an amalgamation of many of those. He is essentially Batman in an Iron Man suit.

And Bugs Bunny? Yeah, he shouldn't beat anyone who has even an ounce of smarts. He relies too much on his opponents being idiots. This is what happens to him.


And then there is Inspector Gadget... Despite his immense technological improvements, he is such an idiot that he relies solely on Penny and Brain to win "his" victories.

 

[Remix]

Depending on his draw, Achilles should make some noise in the supers. Fucker's invulnerable unless you hit his ankle.

 

[nightmare]

A very odd thing happened this morning. I went to Waffle House for breakfast and was told 'we are out of waffles'....


I asked in a low tone of voice 'WTF did you just say to me?' and sat there locked in a silent stare with the waitress for what seemed like minutes. I was trying to figure out if she was fucking with me or is just somehow being truthful. She finally spoke and said that the batter was stolen and they dont have anymore right now.


I dumped out my coffee on the table and walked out without saying another word. I think that might have been a little to drastic a reaction, but how am I supposed to believe that story? Someone just walks in and steals a bunch of waffle batter and nothing else?

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

I would have done the same exact thing. Kudos to you, nightmare. Keep up the good work.

 

[Барбоса]

You both sound like total assholes to me.

 

[Miko]

Depending on his draw, Achilles should make some noise in the supers. Fucker's invulnerable unless you hit his ankle.

I was surprised to see him in the Supers, I know he beats Hector pretty comprehensively in Troy, but in the original work, Hector was considered a dangerous enough opponent by Achilles Mother for Her to have to trick him into throwing his spear at Achilles because he thinks his brother has a replacement, but it turns out that his brother is only an illusion placed there by Achilles Mother forget her name. Anyway it leaves him with a far inferior short sword against a full length spear (Achilles has also thrown his spear, but actually does have somebody holding a replacement) thereby allowing Achilles an easier victory, although Hector still gives him quite a fight. It's made pretty clear throughout that in a fair environment, even with Achilles only having one weak spot, you'd be a fool to bet on one or the other, so he's not particularly Super, at least in my opinion.

All that said, there are people in the Human bracket that can take down some (or most) of the Supers, so I guess its irrelevant, and still, what do I know?

 

[Silly Willy Nilly Vanilly in the Milly]

You both sound like total assholes to me.

You bet I am.

 

[Remix]

I was surprised to see him in the Supers, I know he beats Hector pretty comprehensively in Troy, but in the original work, Hector was considered a dangerous enough opponent by Achilles Mother for Her to have to trick him into throwing his spear at Achilles because he thinks his brother has a replacement, but it turns out that his brother is only an illusion placed there by Achilles Mother forget her name. Anyway it leaves him with a far inferior short sword against a full length spear (Achilles has also thrown his spear, but actually does have somebody holding a replacement) thereby allowing Achilles an easier victory, although Hector still gives him quite a fight. It's made pretty clear throughout that in a fair environment, even with Achilles only having one weak spot, you'd be a fool to bet on one or the other, so he's not particularly Super, at least in my opinion.

All that said, there are people in the Human bracket that can take down some (or most) of the Supers, so I guess its irrelevant, and still, what do I know?

Thing is though, it took the aid of a god (namely Apollo) for him to be brought down. That's probably the tipping point here. If a human needs divine intervention to win a fight with Achilles, he deserves a bumping to the superhuman division.