Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

It is amazing what sleep can do for you. I was at trivia and I was super sick, dizzy, lightheaded, etc. So I left and walked home to sleep through the night (730p to 7a would have been great). However work called me at 845 to figure out something with meds and I was rejuvenated and felt great, so I ran back to trivia. However I'm not tired now and have to be up at 7.
 
Most probable playoff situation looks like this:

AL:
E: Yankees
C: White Sox
W: Rangers
WC1: Rays
WC2: Athletics

NL:
E: Nationals
C: Reds
W: Giants
WC1: Braves
WC2: Cardinals

Surprising and exciting lineup. I'd say the biggest surprises are the Tigers likely to be headed to the postseason and the coupled move of it being the White Sox. The Athletics are a major stunner.

Also, the Indians are mathematically eliminated. Hooray.

The Indians have been realistically eliminated since May, so no surprises there. I'm happy for the Reds though, and I hope they do well. Of course, I'll be pulling for the Rays to win it all.

Matt isnt allowed on a trampoline because his love of corn dogs has lead to a weight limit violation. He has since been seen hiding in the woods attempting to leg drop small animals and looking for Sasquatch. This plan will ultimately fail due to Matt eating all the beef jerky bait he uses to lure Sasquatch from his cave. Sasquatch will trick him by hanging waffles from a tree, and then hit the twist of fate on Hardy.

Awesome.

It is amazing what sleep can do for you. I was at trivia and I was super sick, dizzy, lightheaded, etc. So I left and walked home to sleep through the night (730p to 7a would have been great). However work called me at 845 to figure out something with meds and I was rejuvenated and felt great, so I ran back to trivia. However I'm not tired now and have to be up at 7.

Sleep is fucking amazing, never... eh-eh-EHVER underrate sleep... AGAIN!
 
Sleep is fucking amazing, never... eh-eh-EHVER underrate sleep... AGAIN!

My "night" sleep (actually 7a to 1p) was awful. I woke up incredibly dizzy and felt like death. However that 45mins to hour of sleep I got when I got home was great. A power nap was much needed I guess.
 
People should tell me whenever some of my fantasy players get a day off because half my fucking team did today. This week has been embarrassing.

You can set a week's worth of line-ups in advance, that's typically how I did it, there's also a line-up tool called the "Swap Inactive Players" button that is designed to quickly ensure that your starting lineup is filled with as many players as possible that are likely to be active in the day's games, by replacing clearly inactive players in your starting lineup with better options from the bench.
 
Just reloaded the fantasy team. Didn't pay attention at all this week so I missed a lot of streaming, unfortunately. Hoping for a weekend bounceback - most of my best pitching is coming round again, so it should be okay.

Tyler Greene was so disappointing. I picked him up exactly when his hot streak ended. Pedro Ciriaco should be better.

And had to replace Jansen. Maybe it was too early to make the call but I think the Dodgers will shut him down. Shockingly I find myself in possession of Brandon League again. How interesting.
 
Just reloaded the fantasy team. Didn't pay attention at all this week so I missed a lot of streaming, unfortunately. Hoping for a weekend bounceback - most of my best pitching is coming round again, so it should be okay.

Tyler Greene was so disappointing. I picked him up exactly when his hot streak ended. Pedro Ciriaco should be better.

And had to replace Jansen. Maybe it was too early to make the call but I think the Dodgers will shut him down. Shockingly I find myself in possession of Brandon League again. How interesting.

Can you do me a solid & go back to not paying attention this week, I've finally managed to crawl out of the basement & don't want to go back (plus I kinda would like to finish higher than Stormpooper).
 
This might be the best conspiracy Keanu I have seen yet

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My sleep schedule is currently effed in the A. I thought I was fixing it by getting to sleep an hour earlier each night, but now I'm awake after a little over 4 hours of sleep and I'm not even that tired. It's probably because I pretty much didn't move from my couch yesterday.

These next two days are really going to take away my Mass Effect time as I gotta pack and take care of shit here in New Jersey before I leave for Boston on Sunday, and I expect that I won't have time to sit down and save the galaxy.

Speaking of Mass Effect, I've been thinking about creating a thread in the VG&T section where I basically pour my heart out about the game and discuss a whole bunch of aspects about it from reviewing the games, talking about some of the themes of the game, the various characters, and shit like that. Does that sound interesting to anyone or does it sound like it would just be me fawning over how awesome Mass Effect is?
 
I can't promise to talk about it in as much detail as you will - you're a champion fawner when you want to be - but I'd probably read it and that.
 
The Indians have been realistically eliminated since May, so no surprises there. I'm happy for the Reds though, and I hope they do well. Of course, I'll be pulling for the Rays to win it all.

Fuck the Reds

Tyler Greene was so disappointing.

That's kind of his gimmick. He was our 2nd baseman of the future for the past 5 years or so, until we realized he sucked and dumped him. When someone gets traded to the worst team in baseball for a player to be named later, you know they aren't that good.
 

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