Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[The Butcher]

Only thing with Houston is I can't stand Howard and if they sign him I don't want to cheer for him.

I'm leaning towards Golden State and Cleveland.

No brainer IMO. I couldn't imagine being a fan of any Cleveland sports franchise by choice.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

If you are so worried about being considered a bandwagon fan go with the bobcats.

 

[Stormtrooper]

So we'll narrow it down to: Cleveland, Golden State, Houston, 76ers, Clippers.

I can also pick two teams to follow. Though I would prefer them to be in different conferences but that's not a requirement.

Cleveland: Bandwagon is really gonna pick up now. Especially if Lebron goes back next year (not out of the question).
Golden State: It's still somewhat early but if you don't jump on now it'll be too late.
Houston: Dwight Howard possibility. Oh, they have Jeremy Lin too if that changes anything
76ers: They're rebuilding. Just traded their best player.
Clips: Doc Rivers quit on the Celtics.


You should join the Pelican bandwagon. A Unibrow, a guy named Jrue, and Doc Rivers Kid, what's not to love?

And why did you hate the Nets, anyway?

 

[Dirk]

What happened to supporting one team for life?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Free agency

 

[Harthan]

Meh on the Jazz, no offense.

I've compiled a list of potential teams:

Milwaukee - My best friend's team. I'm saying no on principle.
Chicago - Don't like Noah, don't like Boozer, Rose is alright.
Miami - Hahahahaha no.
Cleveland - A good option. Always kind of followed them anyway.
Golden State - BIG fan of Curry, though becoming a fan now would feel like bandwagon jumping.
Houston Rockets - See: Golden State. Also a fan of Harden.
Lakers - Going from a Celtics fan to a Lakers fan? Heresy.
Indiana - A decent option.
Clippers - Also could be seen as bandwagon jumping. Also would have to go from rooting for Boston to a LA team.
76ers - I was once a Sixers fan, but that was due to Iverson being my favorite player alongside KG.

So we'll narrow it down to: Cleveland, Golden State, Houston, 76ers, Clippers.

I can also pick two teams to follow. Though I would prefer them to be in different conferences but that's not a requirement.

All of those teams suck donkey dick, except one.

Your choice should be clear. Follow your heart. You know the Cavaliers are your destiny.

 

[JGlass]

Only thing with Houston is I can't stand Howard and if they sign him I don't want to cheer for him.

I'm leaning towards Golden State and Cleveland.

I'm about to post something that will help you solve this dilemma.

Starting next season the Golden State Warriors will be one of four teams to debut a new style of uniform. Here it is.

Spoiler

I don't think there's any middle ground on these unis. You're either going to love it or hate it, and you should be able to decide on your team from there.

 

[Ty Burna]

I'm about to post something that will help you solve this dilemma.

Starting next season the Golden State Warriors will be one of four teams to debut a new style of uniform. Here it is.

Spoiler

I don't think there's any middle ground on these unis. You're either going to love it or hate it, and you should be able to decide on your team from there.

The Unis I'm not too concerned about. They already debuted that uniform this year and it's not going to be their regular uniform.

All of those teams suck donkey dick, except one.

Your choice should be clear. Follow your heart. You know the Cavaliers are your destiny.

They're gonna be one of my top two teams.

What happened to supporting one team for life?

I do in football, baseball, and hockey. Football - Minnesota Vikings Baseball - Minnesota Twins Hockey - Minnesota Wild and Dallas Stars. Basketball I've always followed my favorite players to whatever team they're on, but now I'm switching that stance and deciding on two teams to follow no matter what.

Cleveland: Bandwagon is really gonna pick up now. Especially if Lebron goes back next year (not out of the question).
Golden State: It's still somewhat early but if you don't jump on now it'll be too late.
Houston: Dwight Howard possibility. Oh, they have Jeremy Lin too if that changes anything
76ers: They're rebuilding. Just traded their best player.
Clips: Doc Rivers quit on the Celtics.


You should join the Pelican bandwagon. A Unibrow, a guy named Jrue, and Doc Rivers Kid, what's not to love?

And why did you hate the Nets, anyway?

Not cheering for a team named the Pelicans. Doc Rivers' kid is horrible, and I have an issue rooting for a New Orleans team (feels dirty, sorry to JMT if he reads this, it's nothing personal, I just have to get over 2009.)

Just never been a fan of the Nets. I don't have a specific reason other than I just don't like the team.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nice sig, Ty. Nice sig.

 

[JGlass]

Nice sig, Ty. Nice sig.

You like Pokemon and are pretty witty. Can you help me come up with a nickname for my Kadabra? It needs to reflect how fucking badass he is.

 

[Stormtrooper]

You like Pokemon and are pretty witty. Can you help me come up with a nickname for my Kadabra? It needs to reflect how fucking badass he is.

hey brah you should name him Kada-Brah. Or Kada-bro.

 

[JGlass]

hey brah you should name him Kada-Brah. Or Kada-bro.

Nah, he's not really a bro. Now my Sandshrew, HE'S a bro fo sho.

 

[Барбоса]

Plus there already is a Slowbro in the Pokedex

 

[Барбоса]

Call him Merlin.

 

[Ty Burna]

Nice sig, Ty. Nice sig.

Incidentally they've decided to make it into a shirt:

http://shop.tapiture.com/collections/tapiture-gear/products/air-dude-t-shirt-in-heather-slate-gray

The urge to purchase this immediately is only canceled out by the fact I'm going to a WWE House Show tonight and need to conserve money for booze.

 

[Барбоса]

Nah, he's not really a bro. Now my Sandshrew, HE'S a bro fo sho.

Actually, you should name him after another bad ass...

Spoiler

HODOR!​

 

[Uncle Sam]

You like Pokemon and are pretty witty. Can you help me come up with a nickname for my Kadabra? It needs to reflect how fucking badass he is.

Oz.

 

[Барбоса]

Oz.

This crossed my mind when I pitched Merlin, not because they are both wizards but because of Kevin Nash's OZ gimmick with his manager, Merlin the wizard...

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I saw White House Down with some friends tonight. Just like me you'll probably call the ending of the movie halfway through but you'll have fun doing it. Thought I was going to hate this movie but it wasn't bad at all.

I'll even say that behind 21 Jump Street this is my second favorite Channing Tatum flick, dude's really growing on me.

 

[Nate DaMac]

***.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

***.

Yes my love of Mr. Tatum is growing as we speak, I'm not sure if it has reached homosexual levels yet, but It probably will after I re-watch Jump Street.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Magic Mike was the worst male stripper movie I have ever seen. I don't know how he has gotten so popular.

 

[JGlass]

Just got back from World War Z. It would have been really good if there weren't so many parts that were really bad. I may have laughed during this movie more than I did during Zombie Land.

I finally saw a trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, I'm gonna have to see that.

Magic Mike was the worst male stripper movie I have ever seen. I don't know how he has gotten so popular.

I'm going to guess it was the worst in a two way race with Full Monty being the other, and therefore best male stripper movie you've ever seen.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Actually my favorite is the home video of my niece's bat mitzvah.

 

[CH David]

Damn, can't beat that. Where are you sitting? Our tickets for Saturday are in the first section in left field in fair territory, twenty-something rows back.

I was in section 322, Club Level seats. It was awesome. The results, not.