Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

I was just saying that being waterboarded > being a Met fan on a non-Harvey day. By preferring waterboarding to non-Harvey Mets you say that there is something worse.

Yes, and by saying that comparing watching a Mets game to Waterboarding is unfair to Mets fans, you are saying that it's rude to Mets fans since waterboarding is worse.

I said it right the first time, I'm sure of it.

On another note, I have Kuroda and Harvey in the Fantasy league. 15 combined innings, 10 hits, 1 (should be unearned) run. 0.666 WHIP.

You got a great deal. One guy that pitches lights out baseball, and one guy that is pitching to a team that couldn't buy a run.

 

[Stormtrooper]

You got a great deal. One guy that pitches lights out baseball, and one guy that is pitching to a team that couldn't buy a run.

Kuroda leads the league in going 7 shutout innings the past 2 years. He's been the best pitcher on the Yankees since he got here last year. It's not just that the Mets can't hit.

 

[Theo Mays]

Are you a basketball fan, Theo? Are you watching the finals? Tonight's a good night to watch since The Heat will certainly beat the Pacers and then Yazloz will cry and we can make a delicious tea from his tears.

I do like basketball, but I was working. In fact I was working when I posted that, I just happened to be pooping so I had some free time. I finally have a day off tomorrow and that will be spent with my kid brother. The afternoon may have some sexy time, but I'm not sure on that (that might have to wait for Thursday). The night will have some drinks with one of my buddies. So tomorrow should be good and I have Thursday off too.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I do like basketball, but I was working. In fact I was working when I posted that, I just happened to be pooping so I had some free time. I finally have a day off tomorrow and that will be spent with my kid brother. The afternoon may have some sexy time, but I'm not sure on that (that might have to wait for Thursday). The night will have some drinks with one of my buddies. So tomorrow should be good and I have Thursday off too.

DUDE THAT'S YOUR KID BROTHER, THAT'S SICK

(this post was made humorously, I know what you really meant)

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Are you a basketball fan, Theo? Are you watching the finals? Tonight's a good night to watch since The Heat will certainly beat the Pacers and then Yazloz will cry and we can make a delicious tea from his tears.

Suck it nerd.

 

[Theo Mays]

DUDE THAT'S YOUR KID BROTHER, THAT'S SICK

(this post was made humorously, I know what you really meant)

I'm not sure I've ever got to use one of my famous "catchphrases" on here before. It gets a good reaction from most people. So here we go.

Regarding your quote Mr. Stormtrooper, as I always say, "Incest is inbest."

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Did anybody here watch Source Code? Stuff was awesome.

 

[JGlass]

Suck it nerd.

And we would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you damn Pacers and your rotten refs!

I'm not sure I've ever got to use one of my famous "catchphrases" on here before. It gets a good reaction from most people. So here we go.

Regarding your quote Mr. Stormtrooper, as I always say, "Incest is inbest."

I lol'd pretty hard.

 

[Theo Mays]

I lol'd pretty hard.

That's the goal. I've gotten people that have taken it seriously and they just give me a very stern look and seem to get very upset with me. Though for the most part, people understand me and my type of humor and they laugh at how fucked up it is.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Got the old school X-Men arcade game. We gotta get a co-op XBL seshy goin sometime.

 

[The Butcher]

Got the old school X-Men arcade game. We gotta get a co-op XBL seshy goin sometime.

If you guys need any help filling out the team, lemme know. It's been collecting dust, so to speak, on my HD for a while now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I used to fucking LOVE that game when I was a little kid, I was so pumped to find it on there

 

[The Butcher]

I used to fucking LOVE that game when I was a little kid, I was so pumped to find it on there

That one, The Simpsons Arcade Game, and the TMNT Arcade game were staples of my youth. I remember watching a group of teenagers take on the later levels of TMNT, and was blown away by the final battles against Krang and The Shredder.

I'll enable PM'ing, and if you or anyone else wants my gamertag, just let me know.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

That one, The Simpsons Arcade Game, and the TMNT Arcade game were staples of my youth.

I think this is pretty much anyone in their mid to late 20s. Spot on.

 

[justinsayne]

I think this is pretty much anyone in their mid to late 20s. Spot on.

...and early 30's

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Deeply saddened by the Aliens Vs Predator beat-em-up arcade game isnt on there.

 

[The Butcher]

I haven't checked the rundown of Live Arcade games in a while, but one coin-op that I loved as a kid that's on there is Smash TV. I downloaded it, but when I found out that apparently nobody I know online or IRL shares my love, I decided to delete it.

 

[JGlass]

Got the old school X-Men arcade game. We gotta get a co-op XBL seshy goin sometime.

Oh helllll yes. I call Nightcrawler!

If you guys need any help filling out the team, lemme know. It's been collecting dust, so to speak, on my HD for a while now.

Absolutely!

I used to fucking LOVE that game when I was a little kid, I was so pumped to find it on there

Yeah, I vaguely remember playing it at the few arcades I was taken to as well as Sports and Games, now titled Funplex, because apparently it's a European nightclub.

And speaking of TMNT Arcade games, which Turtles in Time do you have? The classic style one, or the updated XBL version? I much prefer the graphics of the original, which have about 100 times more charm than the 3D of the XBL version, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Барбоса]

I remember spending many hours on the X-Men and Simpsons Arcade

 

[JGlass]

I played the Simpsons arcade game too, but I never ever made it past the second level. The idea of pumping additional quarters into the machine at that time in my life seemed like wrongest thing in the world.

When it came to arcade games, pinball has always been my game of choice. You always feel like you get your money's worth in pinball, and there is something to be said for the flashing lights and ringing bells that comes with it and the various ramps and traps too.

 

[justinsayne]

The idea of pumping additional quarters into the machine at that time in my life seemed like wrongest thing in the world.

Probably cause you're a Jew.

 

[The Crock]

When I was a kid, heading to the nickel-cade was still a thing. I may or may not remember seeing the X-Men machine when I was really young, but I can't be sure. The oldest platformer I ever played was Duck Hunt. A bunch of us were at a friend of mine's house and he pulled out his older brother's NES -- I used to love that game. I grew up mostly playing the N64/PS1, though.

Did anybody here play Yie Ar Kung-Fu or Rush'n Attack? They were pretty old arcade games, but they were super fun. I could never beat the final stage of Yie Ar Kung-Fu. Ever. It used to get me so frustrated.

 

[justinsayne]

I had Rush'n Attack for NES, & beat it many many times, Fun game.

 

[The Crock]

I had Rush'n Attack for NES, & beat it many many times, Fun game.

The stage that ends with the helicopter things used to drive me nuts.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Oh helllll yes. I call Nightcrawler!



And speaking of TMNT Arcade games, which Turtles in Time do you have? The classic style one, or the updated XBL version? I much prefer the graphics of the original, which have about 100 times more charm than the 3D of the XBL version, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

Sweeeeet. Wolverine for me, obviously. If the lady plays, we will force her to be the female character, which will be funny.


And I have the old school version of Turtles in times