Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[The Crock]

More a reflection on the lot of you alls and not us moon base members.

We'll make our own base... On Mars!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

We'll make our own base... On Mars!

Crock, are you not in?

Hm, what the shit

 

[The Crock]

Crock, are you not in?

Hm, what the shit

Nope, I am not.

 

[JGlass]

LOL

Fair.

Uh, yea. Thats how old Gomez was when he got him, and he is a fuckng tornado of needyness and wild destruction. I feel ya, man.

She's not so destructive... yet. She chews on a lot of things, but her teeth are so small and her jaw is so weak that she can't really do any damage. She basically spends half of her time running around like a nut, making a ton of noise, and exploring, and then the other half she spends sleeping.

I shaved the centre of my mono-brow, I am learning to breathe through my nose. What more do you want?

Dumb yourself down so you can talk to Lariat.

We'll make our own base... On Mars!

With blackjack... and hookers?!

Crock, are you not in?

Hm, what the shit

He's been nominated like, a zillion times, but the base's fearless leader has yet to take a vote.

 

[The Crock]

With blackjack... and hookers?!

Unfortunately, the budget didn't allow for either... But we've got Go Fish and Cinemax!

He's been nominated like, a zillion times, but the base's fearless leader has yet to take a vote.

I imagine Sly sees my name and just LOLnopes right out of there.

 

[Miko]

Dumb yourself down so you can talk to Lariat.

I was gonna make an over qualified comment but I still refuse to use wink faces. That would probably have then led to a misunderstanding with Norcal. See, I've learnt.

He's been nominated like, a zillion times, but the base's fearless leader has yet to take a vote.

Might need a system update or something. Try switching him off and then on again.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I was gonna make an over qualified comment but I still refuse to use wink faces. That would probably have then led to a misunderstanding with Norcal. See, I've learnt.



Might need a system update or something. Try switching him off and then on again.

What did your name used to be?

 

[Miko]

What did your name used to be?

Miko's my best known name on here.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ah, gotcha. I figured it was one of the Coco troupe

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Not all its cracked up to be anyways. Basically me, KB, Lariat and J Glass talking about things, with a host of others in and out.

 

[a0161613]

I imagine Sly sees my name and just LOLnopes right out of there.

Dude, you aren't Dagger. You have a chance.

 

[CH David]

With blackjack... and hookers?!

Ahh screw the whole thing!

 

[Theo Mays]

I made a non-spam wrestling post for the first time probably this year. I just felt the urge, no idea why.

In other news, my life is incredibly boring. I wish I had something relevant to contribute.

 

[JGlass]

I made a non-spam wrestling post for the first time probably this year. I just felt the urge, no idea why.

In other news, my life is incredibly boring. I wish I had something relevant to contribute.

Are you a basketball fan, Theo? Are you watching the finals? Tonight's a good night to watch since The Heat will certainly beat the Pacers and then Yazloz will cry and we can make a delicious tea from his tears.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I made a non-spam wrestling post for the first time probably this year. I just felt the urge, no idea why.

In other news, my life is incredibly boring. I wish I had something relevant to contribute.

Mets vs Yankees it's on ESPN if you don't get YES or SNY. Matt Harvey is pitching.

And Kings/Sharks Game 7 is on too if you enjoy watching Hockey.

 

[JGlass]

I would equate watching a Mets game to water boarding, but I don't want to insult people that have suffered through a Mets game. Matt Harvey is really the only thing that makes the Mets worth watching.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I dont know hy your basketball fandom takes me so off guard. Im watching on and off as well. In leu of sleep, which for whatever reason, my buddy has decided was unecessary today

 

[JGlass]

I dont know hy your basketball fandom takes me so off guard. Im watching on and off as well. In leu of sleep, which for whatever reason, my buddy has decided was unecessary today

I was surprised to learn that you were a fan of basketball, lulz. Or are you talking about my preferred teams?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I was surprised to learn that you were a fan of basketball, lulz. Or are you talking about my preferred teams?

I wouldnt refer to myself as a fan. Playoffs only and only from game four of a series and onward. Too many stoppages and meninglessness. Much like baseball, but more entertaining.

Blame college football for spoiling me. Crazyness and seasons hanging in the balance on a nearly weekly basis.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I would equate watching a Mets game to water boarding, but I don't want to insult people that have suffered through a Mets gamewaterboarding. Matt Harvey is really the only thing that makes the Mets worth watching.

fixed. Non-Harvey Mets games are way worse then Waterboarding. Unless you're rooting for the other team.

And I'd watch the basketball game, but I have the Yankee game on the TV with the Met game on PIP (SNY is talking to Doc Gooden about Harvey).

 

[Nate DaMac]

I wouldnt refer to myself as a fan. Playoffs only and only from game four of a series and onward. Too many stoppages and meninglessness. Much like baseball, but more entertaining.

Blame college football for spoiling me. Crazyness and seasons hanging in the balance on a nearly weekly basis.

I'm with you on Basketball. I love it when it's moving, but the last 45 seconds are usually just foul shots that somehow take 45 minutes to get through.

I love watching Miami play, though.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm with you on Basketball. I love it when it's moving, but the last 45 seconds are usually just foul shots that somehow take 45 minutes to get through.

I love watching Miami play, though.

Even with them, tonight, I feel like there is a stoppage every 20 seconds. Fuck.

I do enjoy the heat though. I feel almost obligated to watch them and enjoy Lebron during his prime unlike I was really able to with MJ.

 

[JGlass]

fixed. Non-Harvey Mets games are way worse then Waterboarding. Unless you're rooting for the other team.

No, it was right the first time. I was insinuating that people who have sat through Mets games would feel that their suffering was being trivialized by comparing it to something not as bad, like waterboarding.

I know what I'm doing.

And I'd watch the basketball game, but I have the Yankee game on the TV with the Met game on PIP (SNY is talking to Doc Gooden about Harvey).

Mets commentators are better.

 

[Stormtrooper]

No, it was right the first time. I was insinuating that people who have sat through Mets games would feel that their suffering was being trivialized by comparing it to something not as bad, like waterboarding.

I know what I'm doing.

I was just saying that being waterboarded > being a Met fan on a non-Harvey day. By preferring waterboarding to non-Harvey Mets you say that there is something worse.

Mets commentators are better.

Oh that they are, although I like all 3 of the Yankee guys for this series (Kay/Leiter/Cone). Gary Cohen/Ron Darling/Keith Hernandez are the best in the league. But when watching my team I like to listen to commentators that follow my team. Although I'm flipping back and forth to hear both commentary teams call the big plays.

On another note, I have Kuroda and Harvey in the Fantasy league. 15 combined innings, 10 hits, 1 (should be unearned) run. 0.666 WHIP.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What a ticky tack call to foul out the league MVP. That may be game.