Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Theo Mays]

I just made Fandango's theme my text tone. Reason 1, it is incredibly catchy and reason 2, everyone is gonna hate me because it will be stuck in their heads for eternity.

 

[nightmare]

Just reading that got the damn song stuck in my head.

Honestly, the character has taken off so much more than I expected. Having him go over Jericho at WM was big. The 3 things that I really think pushed him over the edge as far as now being memorable is:

a) the crowd reaction to his theme song

b) bringing back the leg drop from the top rope (always been a favorite move of mine, but I hate Hardy & Cena's versions)

c) getting beat down & still grabbing the mic to correctly pronounce his name (that was funny)

 

[JGlass]

A lot of Northern states in the US are going to get a kickass chance to see the Northern Lights tonight, and I am PUMPED.

 

[Барбоса]

Dude, I gotta play this game! But I also have to write a paper and make a video this weekend, so perhaps this isn't the time to start playing a video game of such epic proportions.

It is a good mod of M2TW - its called Stainless Steel - but I have a feeling that my reporting of it makes it seem even more epic than it really as as there are various game turns when nothing happens.

In an update, I managed to get my field army into northern Germany only to find the Poles had already captured it all and when I attacked one of their fortresses, the Pope stuck his nose in again threatening me with excommunication despite the Poles besieging my capital for the last 3 turns - already fought off two mammoth Polish armies but it appears as if the casualties I suffered in the process will mean that I cannot hold out against a third assault... if the Poles do not abide by the Pope's edict, the only hope for Palanga is my last field army marching back from Germany...

It certainly won't blend in with the other books now, will it? I suppose they picked the cover without your consultation since it has more to do with marketing and less to do with history.

That is what I figured but it still seemed a little strange to have not seen the cover until it was on Amazon.

 

[justinsayne]

It took about 4 hrs. & I'm tired & sore as all hell but got my driveway & yard cleared!

 

[justinsayne]

Mets are beatin' up on my Twins again

oh well at least I got my Fear Agent omnibus in the mail, 501 pages of classic sci-fi comic goodness

 

[Ty Burna]

This drinking until 2:30 every night is gonna be the death of me.

Somehow I started at 1 in the afternoon and paced myself better than yesterday starting at 6.

 

[JGlass]

So my plan for tonight was to hang out with two of my best buds, watch some movies and play some video games, but then one of my friends decided we should go to the local dive since it's literally a 3 minute walk from my house. It turned out to be quite the wild night at the dive, which is usually only sparsely populated. There were four different parties happening there in addition to the regular debauchery, those parties being a bachelorette party (they must have gotten lost), a semi-formal after party, a cat Bar Mitzvah, and a jungle-themed after party.

I wound up talking to a group of girls from the jungle-theme after party, and wound up hitting it off with one of the girls when I said Inspector Gadget is a better detective than Sherlock Holmes. He isn't, but she thought it was funny that I was championing him. I thought I was going to get some action from her, but apparently her friend took a fancy to me, and wound up trying to impress me by repeatedly yelling, "I'm single and I don't care!" for the entire bar to hear, and trying to get up on the bar to dance to Boston's "More Than a Feeling." She wound up sticking her tongue in my ear as she was being dragged off by her embarrassed friend, and tried to get me to come with her, but I declined. I felt bad about shutting her down, but I had a bad feeling that had I taken her back to my place I would have woken up to her carving her initials in my chest.

It was still a very fun night. The bachelorette party in particular provided a lot of entertainment as these women ranged from late 20s to mid 50s, and they were in a bar that is almost always visited exclusively by college students. That didn't stop the bride-to-be from dancing up on any dudes she could convince to dance with her, but more hilarious was her friend who gave some woman at the bar a lap dance, and at one point stuck her head in front of the dart board and encouraged people to throw darts at her.

 

[Ty Burna]

This is bullshit.

 

[Барбоса]

Drunk women are a complete pain in the arse - so much worse than drunk men - and hen parties might as well be the gateway to hell.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Drunk women are a complete pain in the arse - so much worse than drunk men - and hen parties might as well be the gateway to hell.

Care to elaborate? This sounds like it has potential for a good story/rant.

 

[Барбоса]

Care to elaborate? This sounds like it has potential for a good story/rant.

No specific stories. It is just in my experience that drunk women cause far more trouble than drunk men. And the mix of jealousy, desperation and fear involved in hen parties can just ramp up that potential for disaster all the more.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

the mix of jealousy, desperation and fear involved can just ramp up that potential for disaster all the more.

Funny, as this about sums up the mental and emotional spectrum and motivation of 99% of women in their entirety

 

[Барбоса]

Funny, as this about sums up the mental and emotional spectrum and motivation of 99% of women in their entirety

True, but with a hen party it is all the more acute.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

True, but with a hen party it is all the more acute.

Well, yea. I just thought it ironic.

Hence why drunk people rank right under getting drunk on my least favorite things on earth list.


On a happier note...

The actress who plays sansa, is 17(though I will say, I was already feeling like she had grown up a LOT between season 2 and 3). The actress who plays arya...16. Mind= blown

 

[Барбоса]

The actress who plays sansa, is 17(though I will say, I was already feeling like she had grown up a LOT between season 2 and 3). The actress who plays arya...16. Mind= blown

Yeah, both Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams have definitely grown up a lot in the last 3 years. Would say the same about Isaac Hempstead-Wright (Bran).

Not really surprising given their ages.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

W

Hence why drunk people rank right under getting drunk on my least favorite things on earth list.

Yeah, well fuck you too.

 

[justinsayne]

This is bullshit.

Well this was my front yard by the time I was able to get back home

At least you just got snow, that shit will melt, tree limbs don't melt.

 

[Ty Burna]

Well this was my front yard by the time I was able to get back home

At least you just got snow, that shit will melt, tree limbs don't melt.

True, I just checked outside again. I finished running my snowblower and shoveling an hour and a half ago and it's already back to where it was before.

 

[justinsayne]

Gotta love "Spring" in the Dakotas

 

[Ty Burna]

Gotta love "Spring" in the Dakotas

It doesn't exist. We get two decent days until Summer hits and it's 90 degrees outside for maybe three months and we're back to winter.

 

[JGlass]

You poor, flyover state bastards.

 

[justinsayne]

It doesn't exist. We get two decent days until Summer hits and it's 90 degrees outside for maybe three months and we're back to winter.

Hey now, it's more like 3 1/2 months of 90 degree weather, with about a week of decent weather in fall & spring before winter takes over again.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I know Elder Scrolls Online hasn't gotten the warmest reception 'round these parts, but a twenty minute game play video was leaked.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xz...-gameplay-footage_videogames#from=embediframe

 

[justinsayne]

You'd think with Cena being the face of WWE that he'd have more than one 3 disc DVD set out...