Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[Thriller Ant]

I know you said you can't explain it, but could you even begin to? As someone that has lived next to New York City his entire life and even worked there briefly, I'd hardly describe Times Square as awesome. They don't even have good hookers there anymore.

It was probably aided by me never having been to New York and it being the only tourist-y thing we did, but it was just cool being somewhere I had seen on TV a bunch and feeling what it was like to be there in person.

 

[Theo Mays]

I wasn't planning on going to NYC for the Hall of Fame Pre-game, but if it means hanging out with Theo and Merk I'd consider it.

Mustang Sally's is worth it just in its own right. We are an added bonus haha.

 

[Барбоса]

Barbosa got to try on his kilt last night for a wedding this Friday - it looked a peculiar mix of spectacular and ridiculous.

 

[JGlass]

Barbosa got to try on his kilt last night for a wedding this Friday - it looked a peculiar mix of spectacular and ridiculous.

Was it the kilt that was spectacular and ridiculous or your ability to pull it off that was spectacular and ridiculous?

 

[Барбоса]

Was it the kilt that was spectacular and ridiculous or your ability to pull it off that was spectacular and ridiculous?

Barbosa always scrubs up well but it is still a kilt

 

[JGlass]

We want black pope! *Clap clap clap clap clap* We want black pope!

 

[Барбоса]

I would say that Canadian Cardinal Oullet is a much better bet if the Conclave is going to take a step forward.

 

[Harthan]

Pretty much the only acceptable outcome is black pope.

 

[Барбоса]

An old Argentinian Jesuit... Great choice...

 

[Remix]

Had a cheerleading competition today against the University of Essex. They won dance (because their coach channelled her inner Karkaroff) but we won Stunt.

 

[JGlass]

An old Argentinian Jesuit... Great choice...

I don't know what a Jesuit is, but the Argentinian thing is pretty good. I suppose this is the best thing after black pope.

Had a cheerleading competition today against the University of Essex. They won dance (because their coach channelled her inner Karkaroff) but we won Stunt.

Dance is for sissies anyway, stunts is where all the glory is.

 

[Барбоса]

I don't know what a Jesuit is, but the Argentinian thing is pretty good. I suppose this is the best thing after black pope.

His father is Italian so he is only half-Argentinian.

As for the Jesuits, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_Jesus

 

[JGlass]

His father is Italian so he is only half-Argentinian.

As for the Jesuits, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_Jesus

Catholicism is creepy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Says the man without a foreskin. Hands off my anteater.

 

[JGlass]

Says the man without a foreskin. Hands off my anteater.

I don't think there's a single religion that is without some level of creepiness, it just seems to be lapped on with Catholicism. They have a room in the Vatican called The Room of Tears. Like, what is that? Who thought that was a good idea for a room name?

 

[justinsayne]

I don't think there's a single religion that is without some level of creepiness, it just seems to be lapped on with Catholicism. They have a room in the Vatican called The Room of Tears. Like, what is that? Who thought that was a good idea for a room name?

I assume the Room of Tears is where the Pope takes care of all his child rape, the name seems rather appropriate.

 

[nightmare]

We want black pope! *Clap clap clap clap clap* We want black pope!

Pretty much the only acceptable outcome is black pope.

I was fully prepared to make a shirt with a low-rider Pope-mobile. Complete with Catholic beat box action. My dreams were ruined.

There isnt anything funny about Argentina that I can work with. Damn you Romans & your no-fun having religious elections.

 

[Ty Burna]

I'm suing Toyota for using my theme song in their commercial. I don't give a damn if Jorge Quintero got paid to license his song. The theme is tied to me and me only.

 

[nightmare]

I'm suing Toyota for using my theme song in their commercial. I don't give a damn if Jorge Quintero got paid to license his song. The theme is tied to me and me only.

Aim high in the lawsuit. If you ask for a building named in your honor, they might just settle for giving you a car. Win\win.

 

[Ty Burna]

Aim high in the lawsuit. If you ask for a building named in your honor, they might just settle for giving you a car. Win\win.

If I get a Toyota I'm strapping a brick to the gas pedal and directing it off a cliff while I let loose a flamethrower on it. Then pissing on it. Once I put the fire out I'll drop a wrecking ball on top of it.

Or selling it and buying a new Chevy. Whichever seems more reasonable.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm suing Toyota for using my theme song in their commercial. I don't give a damn if Jorge Quintero got paid to license his song. The theme is tied to me and me only.

I just got a Toyota after I wrecked my old Chevy

 

[Ty Burna]

I just got a Toyota after I wrecked my old Chevy

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So who took your balls and tossed them?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

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So who took your balls and tossed them?

Well I went from a Monte Carlo to a Rav4, so yes I did.

 

[Ty Burna]

Well I went from a Monte Carlo to a Rav4, so yes I did.

What year was your Monte?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

What year was your Monte?

'98