Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[JGlass]

I totally just found a fat bag of some good tree in the parking lot at Valero. 9.7 grams of free drugs.

I could cry. I really could.

Seems to good to be true. Are you sure it's good herb? Did you smoke any of it yet?

Recall, of course, that the one and only time Jeff Hardy was in ROH, he nearly got boo'd out of the building.

A perplexing idiosyncrasy of the ROH fanbase has always been its odd appreciation for Matt Hardy.

I'd be willing to guess that it's because he's been pretty much rejected by everyone else. That's the strange difference between Jeff and Matt, Jeff could go anywhere he chooses while nobody seems to be willing to give Matt a home.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Seems to good to be true. Are you sure it's good herb? Did you smoke any of it yet?

I'm smoking it right now. It's awesome.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Recall, of course, that the one and only time Jeff Hardy was in ROH, he nearly got boo'd out of the building.

A perplexing idiosyncrasy of the ROH fanbase has always been its odd appreciation for Matt Hardy.

Jeff was in ROH? I did not know that

 

[justinsayne]

Jeff was in ROH? I did not know that

Apparently

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[nightmare]

I totally just found a fat bag of some good tree in the parking lot at Valero. 9.7 grams of free drugs.

I could cry. I really could.

When you are done, leave the empty bag in the same spot you found it with a note that says "Thanks!"

A perplexing idiosyncrasy of the ROH fanbase has always been its odd appreciation for Matt Hardy.

They bond with him over their mutual love of corndogs. He even worked part time at the concession stand handing out free samples, but he was fired for stealing.

 

[JGlass]

I'm smoking it right now. It's awesome.

You sir are a lucky man.

 

[Harthan]

They boo'd the shit out of Matt Hardy last week

Well, yeah, but he's a heel now. They might still like him. Though ROH fans generally cheer for guys they like, face or heel.

I'm just shooting from the hip here now, I'm really rather out of touch with what ROH is like these days.

 

[Nate DaMac]

 

[Richard Blonoff]

It's Dagger's 27th birthday today, everyone go wish him well since you all love him.

 

[JGlass]

I've been up since like, 3 AM and I can't get back to sleep even though I'm pretty tired. This kinda blows.

Awesome. I especially liked seeing Louis CK in a suit.

It's Dagger's 27th birthday today, everyone go wish him well since you all love him.

I hope he gets violent diarrhea for his birthday.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I tried sleeping, can't do it. Luckily I don't have much going on this week so I can afford to fuck my sleep schedule up. I've been playing NBA 2K13 for like the last 2 hours. I want to kill my virtual Twitter fans. In a game against the Wizards I pulled in 21 rebounds and they give me shit over my 2 assists. The next game we faced the Thunder, and for some reason Kevin Durant was starting at PF, so I had the unenviable task of covering him, I held him to 11 points, so I was happy, until my fans give me shit over my 9 points.

 

[JGlass]

I tried sleeping, can't do it. Luckily I don't have much going on this week so I can afford to fuck my sleep schedule up. I've been playing NBA 2K13 for like the last 2 hours. I want to kill my virtual Twitter fans. In a game against the Wizards I pulled in 21 rebounds and they give me shit over my 2 assists. The next game we faced the Thunder, and for some reason Kevin Durant was starting at PF, so I had the unenviable task of covering him, I held him to 11 points, so I was happy, until my fans give me shit over my 9 points.

They sound more like wrestling fans than basketball fans. I'm surprised they shit over you for two assists, usually that's the magic number to appease them for my guy.

And yeah, sometimes the Thunder and Heat will start Durant and LeBron at PF, and you get stuck with the job of covering them. I've had some luck with Durant, but LeBron always destroys me, but I like to think I'm doing a better job than the CPU would. LeBron and Dwight Howard are the two guys that I seem to have the most trouble covering, but luckily they're both in the Eastern Conference (I think Howard went to Toronto or some shit), so I don't have to play them all that often.

 

[Miko]

I totally just found a fat bag of some good tree in the parking lot at Valero. 9.7 grams of free drugs.

I could cry. I really could.

This is the most obvious set up for a stoner gangster movie I've ever seen. I wouldnt answer your door anytime soon.

 

[JGlass]

My roommate has been playing dubstep or some other crappy club music for the past 3 hours or so. How can anyone listen to this garbage for so long?

 

[Sparky]

My roommate has been playing dubstep or some other crappy club music for the past 3 hours or so. How can anyone listen to this garbage for so long?

I see dubstep mentioned everywhere. Never heard any music though. By the sounds of it I'm not missing out on anything.

 

[JGlass]

I see dubstep mentioned everywhere. Never heard any music though. By the sounds of it I'm not missing out on anything.

I saw that you posted and said, "Da fuuuck?" Interesting way to make your triumphant return, Sparky.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Name change went through; I assume you approve?

 

[JGlass]

Name change went through; I assume you approve?

Sure. I have no idea what it's in reference to, but sure.

Also, no, I have no interest in going to Slammiversary.

 

[nightmare]

Sure. I have no idea what it's in reference to, but sure.

Also, no, I have no interest in going to Slammiversary.

I am willing to bet it is a Clerks reference. In fact I am certain it is.

 

[JGlass]

I am willing to bet it is a Clerks reference. In fact I am certain it is.

Ah yes, 37 dicks sucked. 38 if you count the one she sucked in the parking lot on the way to her car.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I just saw that the Vikings traded Percy Harvin to Seattle. Man, sorry to hear that Theo.

 

[nightmare]

Ah yes, 37 dicks sucked. 38 if you count the one she sucked in the parking lot on the way to her car.

He said 'try not to' so of course she would. It was a challenge & she likely accepted.



I am fucking jealous you guys get to see Punk vs Taker. Especially since Taker will probably break something and not come back for quite a while. Being in the arena for that entrance has got to be amazing though.

 

[JGlass]

I just saw that the Vikings traded Percy Harvin to Seattle. Man, sorry to hear that Theo.

Needed to happen. The Vikings have put off rebuilding for way too long.

He said 'try not to' so of course she would. It was a challenge & she likely accepted.

From what little I know about young women, they really enjoy doing things that they are told not to do.

I am fucking jealous you guys get to see Punk vs Taker. Especially since Taker will probably break something and not come back for quite a while. Being in the arena for that entrance has got to be amazing though.

Yeah, it's going to be ridiculous. There is so much I'm excited for with that show. Daniel Bryan vs. Kane should be sick, Cena vs. Rock will be amazing, and I'm sure Punk vs. Taker will be a match to be remembered for years.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm not sure this was the time to do it though. AP went ham last here, Ponder was serviceable, they made the playoffs. They have no one for Ponder to throw to now. You don't trade a young QBs best receiver.

On a semi related note, they have had reports that Kane vs. D-Bry won't happen until after Mania because they have no one to take the belts off them.

 

[nightmare]

On a semi related note, they have had reports that Kane vs. D-Bry won't happen until after Mania because they have no one to take the belts off them.

They do, WWE just wont do it. There are a few teams that exist or could be made that would be nice. Hell, I would roll the dice and give it to The Shield with Freebird rules.