Yeah, I was hoping to get some good production out of that game, but hey. At least Marty wasnt in goal- so that kinda saved me a bit.
Hey, you could be. This whole being Jewish thing always smelled a bit fishy to me anyways...
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Yeah, I was hoping to get some good production out of that game, but hey. At least Marty wasnt in goal- so that kinda saved me a bit.
Hey, you could be. This whole being Jewish thing always smelled a bit fishy to me anyways...
I had a discussion last night with how not-Jewish I am while still being Jewish. Suckas just don't understand.
Somewhere Gary Glitter just got an erection.
I didn't get that reference, but now it seems extraordinarily apt. Well played.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Went to Best Buy this morning right when they opened & got my brand spankin' new TV, also picked up a remote for my PS3, which will come in handy when watching blu-rays, Netflix, & Center Ice. I can also program it to be the tv for my remote so that I don't have to shuffle between 2 remotes when watching tv & shit. I picked up Max Payne 3 as well, it was only $30, the same price as I would have gotten in for had I bought it used. I'll probably start on that one as soon as I finish Arkham City. Today has already been a good day for Justin. Now I look forward to just sitting back & watching a whole lotta hockey, followed by EC, & Walking Dead.
Yeah, today is where its at. Wrestling, Hockey, Zombies. What a Sunday. Going to fire up the grill & make some fajitas. The steak has been marinating since yesterday & I got some fresh tortillas from the Mexican bakery.
I just watched 'Would You Rather'.... It was slow, then interesting, then dumb. Idea was good enough & there were a few unexpected actors, but just fell short. They could have stepped up the special effects & the end payoff was just shit -but kind of ironic.
I just watched 'Would You Rather'.... It was slow, then interesting, then dumb. Idea was good enough & there were a few unexpected actors, but just fell short. They could have stepped up the special effects & the end payoff was just shit -but kind of ironic.
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Went to get the box my PS3 came in, so I can get teh HDMI cable out of it, appearently this box has evaporated into thin air, as I can't find it however I can find the box that has held every other electronic device I have ever owned, this annoys me sooooooo much. I'm likely going to have to make a run to the store & buy a new cable.
Well, good show. Was not expecting a few of the wins (Swagger; The Sheild). Rock winning was painfully obvious, but it was still an entertaining match.
Now what the hell are we going to do for the rest of the WM card? Things are pretty up in the air at this point.
Now what the hell are we going to do for the rest of the WM card? Things are pretty up in the air at this point.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
I haven't posted in here in a couple days. I feel out of the loop.
To be honest I haven't really paid close attention to anything on here for a week or so, must just be that seasonal depression or whatever making me uninterested in anything except for banging Pancake's mom.
There, the thrill is back.
My friend is hosting a dinner/baking/cocktail party this Friday and I volunteered to spearhead the dinner part of the party. The problem is that I'm almost as uncreative in the kitchen as I am in the bathroom and I really don't have many ideas right now, especially for a dinner party. Here's what I'm thinking the menu is going to look like...
1) Make a kilbasa using a sausage and the Pillsbury crescents as the thing you wrap it with. I don't think kilbasa is the word for what I'm making, but it's basically a sausage wrapped in bread. I'm Jewish, help me.
2) Grilled cheese with different cheeses on garlic bread with bacon and tomato.
3) Pasta with cheese stuffed meatballs.
4) Salad- With leaves and shit in it.
5) Some sort of vegetable for people who want to be healthy or shit. Maybe I'll just make potatoes and tell them to suck it.
Anybody have any better ideas? I'm open to anything right now, really.
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
What's that? it's time for FunKay's annual random as fuck Mania card prediction? By jove so it is:
WWE Title: The Rock (C) vs. John Cena
WHC: Alberto Del Rio (C) vs. Jack Swagger
The Streak: The Undertaker vs. CM Punk
Insert Generic No DQ Gimmick Here: Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar
Gauntlet: Ryback vs. The Shield
Loser Leaves WWE: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler
#1 Contenders Match: Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry vs. The Big Show vs. Sheamus
There's more stuff obviously to come (IC and US Champions plus something with Hell NO(!) and the Divas), but that's the meat of it there.
Well booking Mania requires (re)booking the preceding PPVs, so I'm incorporating that into my card. Well here's how I'd book it:
Preshow: Justin Gabriel wins battle Royale to get added to IC title Four way match
tag titles: Rhodes Scholars (c) vs Tensai and Brodus vs Usos vs 3MB
Scholars win the titles at the rumble, defend them on Raw, face new challengers at EC (where Hell No implode in the chamber) clusterfuck set up for mania for the paycheque. Usos win.
Kane vs Bryan
Grudge match after their implosion. Simples. The winner doesn't matter so I won't pick one.
US Title: Cesaro vs Mark Henry
Henry returns as he did for the chamber this year. Is dominant. Turns face (still killing bitches, except now he's a good guy) because patriotism. Cesaro retains by count out.
'Taker vs Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler decides he's tired of just stealing the show, he wants to own the show. He wants to own Wrestlemania, the way to do that, end the streak. He fails.
IC title: Wade Barrett vs Justin Gabriel vs Randy Orton vs Leo Kruger (Fourway elimination match)
Bo isn't called up at the rumble, another NXT guy is, he made the final 3 in the Royale. Kruger wins a tournament at Fan Access, Randy wins the IC cup. Gabriel gets in by winning the Battle Barrett retains after Gabriel and Kruger eliminate Orton first with some slick double teaming. They turn on one another allowing Barrett to Bullhammer Gabriel to secure the victory.
Ryback vs Shield (and CM Punk) Gauntlet Cage Match
Ryback gets the stipulation which ensures that Shield have to beat him 1 on 1. He eventually beats all three, but then Punk comes down, revealing himself to have been aligned with Shield all along and beats the exhausted Ryback
Divas: Kaitlyn vs AJ Lee
Who cares?
WHC: ADR vs Swagger
Same reasons as in reality. ADR wins by rollup to set up the rematch at ER.
WWE: Rock vs Cena
See WHC. Cena wins clean.
I'm probably forgetting some key players here, but meh.
Preshow: Justin Gabriel wins battle Royale to get added to IC title Four way match
tag titles: Rhodes Scholars (c) vs Tensai and Brodus vs Usos vs 3MB
Scholars win the titles at the rumble, defend them on Raw, face new challengers at EC (where Hell No implode in the chamber) clusterfuck set up for mania for the paycheque. Usos win.
Kane vs Bryan
Grudge match after their implosion. Simples. The winner doesn't matter so I won't pick one.
US Title: Cesaro vs Mark Henry
Henry returns as he did for the chamber this year. Is dominant. Turns face (still killing bitches, except now he's a good guy) because patriotism. Cesaro retains by count out.
'Taker vs Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler decides he's tired of just stealing the show, he wants to own the show. He wants to own Wrestlemania, the way to do that, end the streak. He fails.
IC title: Wade Barrett vs Justin Gabriel vs Randy Orton vs Leo Kruger (Fourway elimination match)
Bo isn't called up at the rumble, another NXT guy is, he made the final 3 in the Royale. Kruger wins a tournament at Fan Access, Randy wins the IC cup. Gabriel gets in by winning the Battle Barrett retains after Gabriel and Kruger eliminate Orton first with some slick double teaming. They turn on one another allowing Barrett to Bullhammer Gabriel to secure the victory.
Ryback vs Shield (and CM Punk) Gauntlet Cage Match
Ryback gets the stipulation which ensures that Shield have to beat him 1 on 1. He eventually beats all three, but then Punk comes down, revealing himself to have been aligned with Shield all along and beats the exhausted Ryback
Divas: Kaitlyn vs AJ Lee
Who cares?
WHC: ADR vs Swagger
Same reasons as in reality. ADR wins by rollup to set up the rematch at ER.
WWE: Rock vs Cena
See WHC. Cena wins clean.
I'm probably forgetting some key players here, but meh.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
You called?
justinsayne
Cody Rhodes is an excellant
Pigs in a blanket, or as Pillsbury calls them, mini-crescent dogs. Fuckin' Jews
My friend & I tried something yesterday we whipped up a batch of chili & threw some cheesy cocktail weenies in the pot, it was fucking awesome, like eating a whole bowl of chili cheesedogs.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
Pigs in a blanket, or as Pillsbury calls them, mini-crescent dogs. Fuckin' Jews
My friend & I tried something yesterday we whipped up a batch of chili & threw some cheesy cocktail weenies in the pot, it was fucking awesome, like eating a whole bowl of chili cheesedogs.
That sounds delicious
Sounds pretty good to me, though I'm not sold on that Number One Contender Fatal Four Way. Obviously all of those guys are going to be involved in Mania, but I don't see it happening in the same match.
Pigs in a blanket, or as Pillsbury calls them, mini-crescent dogs. Fuckin' Jews
No, not pigs in a blanket because that's a bunch of mini hotdogs. I'm talking about one giant sausage with the crescents wrapped around it.
That sounds delicious. I've been on a bit of a hotdog kick lately, and that sounds pretty decadent, though I'd be on the can for an hour after eating that.
What's everyone's favorite hotdog brand? Mine should be no surprise because you're all anti-Semitic assholes: Hebrew National.
ÐаÑбоÑа
doesn't know REAL wrestling...
I strongly dislike American hotdogs. Far too much like plasticy German Frankfurters.
Барбоса;4338045 said:
I know what you're talking about, but not all of them have that platicy snap to them. Hebrew Nationals certainly don't.
I prefer a local brand actually around here. It's a company called Cloverdale Foods that makes them and their plant is about an hour away from me.
They also sell brats which are outstanding as well.
Are those red dogs? I thought you could only get those in Maine.
Ty Burna
Getting Noticed By Management
Indeed they are. I prefer brats personally but I'm always good for a hot dog.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Would not mind a hotdog right now. In the middle of a fasting diet - two days a week you limit your intake to 600 calories.
Boy, am I hungry right now.
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