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Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

You think The Rock would go to a Jets game and not hit the Rock Bottom on Vinnie Testaverde? Hell know, he'd drop that Jabroni and then hit Curtis Martin with the People's Elbow because he loves his Miami Dolphins. John Cena should have the same passion for his team.

1- It's "Hell no" not "hell know"

2- The Rock praises other athletes that are not Dolphins all the fucking time

3- Rock is wrestling in a ME at Metlife Stadium for WM this year, I highly doubt he'd assault two former players of one of the teams who call that stadium home.

4- Testerverde, of all the former Jets QB's the name you pull is Vinny Testeverde?, you could have went with Namath & you fucking went Testeverde? :wtf:

5- The only team Cena cares about is Team WWE, and this gives that team some good exposure, besides Tebow & Cena have a lot in common, you know with both drawing such polarizing fan reactions & whatnot.
 
You think The Rock would go to a Jets game and not hit the Rock Bottom on Vinnie Testaverde? Hell know, he'd drop that Jabroni and then hit Curtis Martin with the People's Elbow because he loves his Miami Dolphins. John Cena should have the same passion for his team.
He should have AA'ed Sanchez. Though, the Jets looked great today. Well, the running game did.
I guess this season they're shortening the episodes from an hour to 30 mins., but they're also giving them 13 episodes instead of 6. Should be interesting to see how that works out

Huh, not bad. I enjoyed the hour-long episodes, though.
 
1- It's "Hell no" not "hell know"

My bad.

2- The Rock praises other athletes that are not Dolphins all the fucking time

But are they rivals of his Dolphins?

3- Rock is wrestling in a ME at Metlife Stadium for WM this year, I highly doubt he'd assault two former players of one of the teams who call that stadium home.

He didn't know that back when he did it in 2001.

4- Testerverde, of all the former Jets QB's the name you pull is Vinny Testeverde?, you could have went with Namath & you fucking went Testeverde? :wtf:

Hmmm, let's think about who was the Jets' QB during The Rock's time in the WWE?

5- The only team Cena cares about is Team WWE, and this gives that team some good exposure, besides Tebow & Cena have a lot in common, you know with both drawing such polarizing fan reactions & whatnot.

If that's what you think you're a naive fool. Clearly he and Tebow are part of a cabal of goody-two-shoes moralists that also includes the Jonas Brothers and Kirk Cameron and are planning on removing all the fun things in the world like blackjack and hookers.
 
Oh absolutely. And imagine if they adopted a kid: he would have the combined skills of both Mark Sancehz and Tim Tebow and... well, that would make him almost a competent quarterback.

They'd need a fancy tag team style name. "The Holiest of Unholy Unions," perhaps?

The Jets need to tank the rest of this season and try to draft Matt Barkley or Geno Smith. Trade Sanchez for a bag of chips and keep Tebow around to keep God on their side -- they'd be golden.
 
I'm pretty stoked that Arian Foster got those 2 little TDs in there since he only had 29 yards. Now I have to depend on my scrubs to get me 25 points.
 
I gotta say it, I find Kelly Kelly much more attractive now that she doesn't have the ridiculously blond hair and she's wearing human clothes.
 
JGlass, I'm sorry I harassed you with a long conversation about my troubles with the ladies. Well, just one lady.

I feel a little better now. Not great, but better. Now the question is how long do I wait before texting her again?
 
Her name is Barbie

Barbie Blank :icon_neutral:


Also, HiaC could potentially be quite a good card. Both title matches should be good (yes, I'm looking forward to Sheamus-Show), ADR-Orton will be great and we'll have Kane-Bryan in a match. Six weeks between PPVs is a good thing.
 
JGlass, I'm sorry I harassed you with a long conversation about my troubles with the ladies. Well, just one lady.

I feel a little better now. Not great, but better. Now the question is how long do I wait before texting her again?

Wait until you have something you want to talk to her about. Don't force it. Nobody likes someone that hovers.

I've never gotten that. She just looked so...fake. Like, plastic, y'know?

That's how I felt too, which I think is why I find her more attractive with darker hair and clothes that people would wear in reality.

Also, HiaC could potentially be quite a good card. Both title matches should be good (yes, I'm looking forward to Sheamus-Show), ADR-Orton will be great and we'll have Kane-Bryan in a match. Six weeks between PPVs is a good thing.

The words "Alberto Del Rio" and "great" don't belong in the same sentence unless it is, "It brings me great pleasure that I didn't have to see Alberto Del Rio wrestle tonight."
 
So I missed BFG last night, cause I decided to go to a friends house to watch football/baseball, is BFG worth digging up & watching? I see fucking Jeff Hardy won the damn belt, & that annoys the hell out of me.
 

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