Funniest Announcer Quotes

[Low_Ki]

I was thinking about this the other day and I was just wondering what was the funniest thing you have ever heard from colour commentary on any wrestling TV show?

My most recent laugh out loud moment was Booker T's infamous quote

"He put a skidmark on that boy"

Referring to Mark Henry's hangman on Randy Orton. I laughed so hard.

Does anyone have any other funny quotes? Please share.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

I have got a couple here:

1. Micheal Cole botches fails to realize Batista is a male by saying:
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2. Micheal Cole accuses HHH of being a homosexual by saying:
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3.This is definitively not as funny as the the 2 but this random announcer botches calling a move:
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[ABMorales787]

Michael Cole saying he had never seen anybody break the ring before Herny and Show did it to further show why he sucks.

 

[ABMorales787]

Michael Cole saying he had never seen anybody break the ring before Herny and Show did it with high emphasis to further show why he sucks.

 

[TheSDQQKidJoe]

Booker T's favorite phrase : Shucky Ducky Quack Quack..

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

JR - "Smash-mouth in your style face"

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

No mention of Bobby Heenan? Shameful.

 

[Daniel]

No mention of Bobby Heenan? Shameful.

Dagnabbit! I was just about to say, anything on this Twitter feed.

 

[LODemolition]

I think my favorite Heenan quote ever was at WrestleMania 8 after Reba McEntyre sang the National Anthem.

Heenan: "Man, can Tito's sister belt one out."

Monsoon: "What are you talking about?"

Heenan: "It's Ariba McEntyre!"

Monsoon: "Will you stop?!"

Heenan: "Wooo!"

 

[LODemolition]

My favorite one recently was when they were in England for Raw a couple weeks ago and Michael Cole was making fun of JR during the Ziggler/Morrison match.

Cole: "He could probably beat me in a pig-calling contest. Suuuey! Suuuey!"

Lawler: "Stop doing that, Vickie's coming over."

Cole started laughing so hard, he snorted.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

That JR Pig comment is funnier in transcript for some reason because I didn't laugh when it was actually live.

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

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[Unsold Bacon]

How could we forgot the classic "He got a bicycle!".

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

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As well as: "If you can't get along, let's get it on, like a big ol' steaming plate of neck bone!".

And: "Whatchu talkin' bout Cole?", whenever Cole tries to insult Booker.