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Fuck The MEM *TNA Impact Spoilers*

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*Ink, Inc. defeated Gunner and Murphy.

*Scott Steiner, Crimson and Kurt Angle go over their game-plan to reveal They to the World.

*Jeremy Buck defeated Jay Lethal and Douglas Williams to enter the Against All Odds Four Way for the X-Division championship. Max Buck was doing commentary and came to the ring to help his brother.

*In his office, Eric Bischoff is freaking out that Ric Flair isn't there. AJ Styles and Robert Roode, among others, calm him down. Bischoff makes AJ promise that Jeff Hardy will get the belt back tonight for Immortal and Styles does.

*TNA champion Mr. Anderson comes down to the ring and asks Jeff Hardy to come down and grace us with his presence. Hardy comes down to the ring. Anderson then cuts a promo on both his and Hardy's time in WWE and how Vince McMahon was always in control of everything. He goes on to hype tonight's title match and both agree that there will be no outside interference tonight and this match is dedicated to both of Hardy and Anderson fan groups, so may the best man win. They shake to end the segment.

*Mickie James defeated Sarita in a bout where you had to knock out your opponent to win. Madison Rayne attacked James after.

*Jeff Hardy went to Eric Bischoff's office and made him promise Immortal would not interfere. Bischoff initially refused but finally agreed.

*Bully Ray vs. The Pope turned into an angle. Before the match, Ray was treating SoCal Val really bad to the point she started crying. He then cut a promo on Devon, saying the Pope is better than Devon ever was. The Pope then cut a promo on Samoa Joe, announcing it's Joe vs. Pope at Against All Odds. Pope announces he and Ray are now a team. Joe and Devon come out and they have a tag match instead. Joe chases Pope to the back. Ray and Devon are left alone. Devon nails him with a chair and is dominating when referees and security hold them apart. As Ray is leaving, he spit a beer on two fans that were Devon's sons.

*Mr. Anderson comes out first and does the mic bit but gets attacked from behind by Jeff Hardy. They brawl down the ramp and around ringside. Security breaks them up and they finally get in the ring for the start of their match.

During the match, a ref is bumped and Immortal hits the ring and starts beating down Anderson, but then The Fortune members stop and attack Hardy and the rest of Immortal. So, "They" are AJ Styles, Kazarian and Beer Money. Matt Hardy, Rob Terry, Jeff Hardy, Gunner and Murphy look on in shock. Styles starts cutting a promo but Bischoff comes out and calls Hardy an ungrateful son of a b**ch. Styles says that Bischoff ran another company into the ground but they aren't letting Bischoff do it to TNA. There's a mention that a ruling will be made in March over the power struggle between Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter as well. So, it's Fortune vs. Immortal.

I asked around and there was no Hulk Hogan appearance. Bischoff noted in a segment that took place before I arrived that Hogan wouldn't be there due to the court issues. They may tape his segment tomorrow or insert it in later via backstage segment.

THEY ARE:
Fourtune!

What was that about old timers? Sweet Jesus, I can't believe I didn't see it coming.
 
Awesome, so we're pretty much exactly back to where we were 6 months ago, but with Fortune as faces this time and Hogan's crew as the heels.

Better than bringing back the MEM, but still fucking stupid.
 
Not to mention the whole LACK OF HOGAN which was one of the main points of the show. Damn false advertising.
 
Guess he's still injured. Shame. I'm actually curious at this point of what his role was supposed to be in all of this.
 
So in other words, yet again, just like New Blood vs. Millionaires' Club, it's old school vs. new school, or the old world order vs. the NEW World Order. Can these guys ever get more than one idea?
 
This has Booker T, and Kevin Nash saying "fuck you" written all over it. Scott Steiner now feels like the odd man out in this group. There was almost no.. no, correction, there IS no purpose for Steiner to be apart of any of this now.

Also, does this mean Ric Flair will be a face?
 
This makes no fucking sense. I hate to read spoilers but I had to know if this week's Impact was going to be worth watching. I am a huge fan of TNA, but this is stupid in every fucking way. Why bring Steiner in???? Why do half the shit they have done anyways???? For TNA to make this, make any kind of sense I am expecting some god damn good promos and explanations that would get Bill Clinton back into office. God TNA WHY THIS KINDA SWERVE!!!!! FUCKING FAIL
 
No fucking sense at all. None. Zero. Legit angry over this.

Also, yes, I know it makes some sense, just about a hundred times less than it did 6 months ago, so around .0009 senses.

I'm done here.
 
Well this is what it should have been all along, but it took us four months to get here. Basically they hit the reset button and I think it's better, but at the same time this gives us old vs. new, which is PLAYED.
 
I get that Steiner doesn't really fit. Then again, neither does Crimson. But this means Beer Money and Kaz are going to the moon and AJ going back on top. So, no complaints.
 
Well this is what it should have been all along, but it took us four months to get here. Basically they hit the reset button and I think it's better, but at the same time this gives us old vs. new, which is PLAYED.

It does much worse then hit the reset button. TNA already invested a lot into making Fortune look like a part of Immortal, so much so that they forgot that Immortal by itself only has 3 actual wrestlers in it and a bunch of useless henchmen. Add to that the fact that Kurt fucking Angle and Scott Roided up Steiner are against them, the deck is hugely stacked against the heels with an absentee leader. No way in hell to make this look like anything less than shitty booking 101.

Oh right, and Douglass Williams left the group to become a face to lose to a heel Styles for Styles to turn face a month later while Doug is losing to Jeremy Buck.

Legit. Pissed.
 
*Suicide d Kendrick with the DOA its being said by people who attend the iMPACT tapings that Christopher Daniels played Suicide MTFO!!!

Don't know about that. I think that rumor may be bogus, if I'm not mistaken Daniels is booked in a few ROH World title matches over the coming few months. I really hope it wasn't Daniels because TNA would do absolutely nothing with him and they really don't need him. Lose-lose situation IMO, I'd much rather see Daniels continue in ROH and finally win the ROH World title, I was expecting that to be one of ROH's big angles for 2011.
 
While I'm here and angry, why the fuck advertise a title match on TV months ahead of time for the Face champion to take an assist from people who almost broke him less then two weeks ago. Why would BMI help Anderson after he and RVD broke into their locker room and fucked them up?

Why beat up Kurt and Crimson last week? Why wait at all after the title wins? Did they really need to let Kurt get permission to wrestle badly enough that beating the shit out of him in an overtly long segment was needed?

Why is Jeff Hardy shaking hands with people he enjoys giving concussions to? Is it really necessary to point out the fact that Hardy still had ******ed 12 year old fans cheering for him and his opium?

Who do I cheer for here, the cowards who waited till they had taken advantage enough of their allies or clearly stupid Bischoff and his lackeys that gave every opportunity in the world to people who weren't in their branch of the alliance? The only logical part of Crimson's attacks was taking out Abyss then, despite choking Styles and Kurt hitting Styles in the back of the head with a bat.

Speaking of Abyss, not that I don't hope he is dead, but where is the TV title? Doug never got his rematch, no one ever mentioned it after Abyss got taken out. Does it still exist? Is it being buried with Abyss?

SOMEONE TELL ME!
 
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As happy as I am to see AJ as a face and possibly pushed again, this just doesn't make sense with the rest of Fortune joining him. Seeing how Kazarian just got done taking out the biggest face in the X Division and Beer Money did the same in the tag. With Morgan and Williams already having turned face, they'll get lost in the suffle now. I guess this means an Ink Inc. heel turn to somewhat save the tag division and Wolfe possibly returning as a heel. That being said; Flair wasn't at the tapings so I'm assuming this was done without his knowledge kayfabe wise. Maybe AJ planned a coup with Angle and Steiner. Steiner fueds with Flair. Angle fueds with Jarett. AJ leads Fortune (Kaz, Beer Money, Crimson) against Wolfe, Ink Inc., insert X division heel, and Terry. The Hardys fued with RVD and Anderson. Not saying that I like it but it seems like the possible option.
 

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