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FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Robyn.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Well, good.
Next time try exercising. The high you got from Robyn is hard to reproduce. Try different things, like exercise, or anal.
Next time try exercising. The high you got from Robyn is hard to reproduce. Try different things, like exercise, or anal.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
ok, then try anal......
either way, but remember, YOU are the one with the beard.
either way, but remember, YOU are the one with the beard.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
So do I, so don't get any ideas.
I dont give a fuck if i'm bumping, I haven't checked.
With that said, I'd like to thank you FTS, Your word's really did help me, Everything has settled down now, My dad is out of the hospital. I sat down with my uncle, And had an heart-to-heart with him, And since then he's been happier, He his still getting professional help.
And I stopped smoking two days ago, I finished a pack of 20, In three day's, And the gave me migrane's, So they went down the shit pan. I am however still dealing with stress, So much so I went to my GP, And she's has, given me a helping hand with the sleepness night's lol.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Bumping as a problem is overrated. If you like a thread, post in it.
Like I said, I've been through a lot, and God wouldn't have put me through it without a purpose. I like to think that is easier to ask someone you don't know for help than it is to ask a friend sometimes. I am glad I could help, and I am even happier that everything is getting better.
Nice!
That's not smoking, that's having a couple cigs. I used to be able to down two packs in a day. I've cut back to half a pack or less daily, and I still want to smoke less.
Yeah, the best sleeping aid is poon. Always has been, always will be. Also, it is the best stress reliever and the best, well, pretty much everything.
You stop putting so much stock in what people online say when they don't like you. You have a following, focus on them and say fuck it to everyone else.
Wow I hope he comes right, I once downed 36 anti deppressants and woke up in hospital last year. my advice is to stay away from antideppresants as they make you worse.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
I think it's in here already, but everything worked out for the guy.
This isn't a really big deal, but I've been dying to ask you for some form of advice.
Problem One:
I've started going to my church's youth group. It's fun and all is good. I sit with my friend Hannah, who I'll mention later, and this girl Nicole. I've met Nicole twice now. She's a pretty fun person, but she isn't the best influence and she's a little heavy.
She thinks I'm hot. I can't exactly disagree. She added me on myspace and facebook and talks to me constantly. Then, she started asking if I was single and such. Then, she said we should date and calls me hot repeatedly. It's borderline stalker-ish. I don't have any interest in her what-so-ever and I've been kind of ignoring her and playing dumb. I don't want to be mean, but what do I do?
Problem Two:
I know for a fact that Hannah, mentioned above, likes me. She's really cool and we're good friends. She's also pretty. On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her a 7. The problem is that she is "dating" my best guy friend, Luke. Although, he's said that he isn't sure he stills likes her and things, but he'll wait it out.
Then, there's Sandra. She's like, a 9.5 on a scale of one to ten. I really enjoy being with her. She, like I am, is very flirty and she's very fun to talk to. The problem is, I'm not for sure if she likes me or not.. Ya know?
I almost feel obligated to like Hannah, though I'm not sure why. But, she's kind of awkward to talk to sometimes. I think that I like Sandy better.. I'm not really sure though. I'm not sure what I am wanting you to say. Maybe I just like to talk about girls. Who knows.
Help me with the crazy chick, though.. Thanks, fts.
Problem One:
I've started going to my church's youth group. It's fun and all is good. I sit with my friend Hannah, who I'll mention later, and this girl Nicole. I've met Nicole twice now. She's a pretty fun person, but she isn't the best influence and she's a little heavy.
She thinks I'm hot. I can't exactly disagree. She added me on myspace and facebook and talks to me constantly. Then, she started asking if I was single and such. Then, she said we should date and calls me hot repeatedly. It's borderline stalker-ish. I don't have any interest in her what-so-ever and I've been kind of ignoring her and playing dumb. I don't want to be mean, but what do I do?
Problem Two:
I know for a fact that Hannah, mentioned above, likes me. She's really cool and we're good friends. She's also pretty. On a scale of one to ten, I'd give her a 7. The problem is that she is "dating" my best guy friend, Luke. Although, he's said that he isn't sure he stills likes her and things, but he'll wait it out.
Then, there's Sandra. She's like, a 9.5 on a scale of one to ten. I really enjoy being with her. She, like I am, is very flirty and she's very fun to talk to. The problem is, I'm not for sure if she likes me or not.. Ya know?
I almost feel obligated to like Hannah, though I'm not sure why. But, she's kind of awkward to talk to sometimes. I think that I like Sandy better.. I'm not really sure though. I'm not sure what I am wanting you to say. Maybe I just like to talk about girls. Who knows.
Help me with the crazy chick, though.. Thanks, fts.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
This isn't a really big deal, but I've been dying to ask you for some form of advice.
Problem One:
I've started going to my church's youth group. It's fun and all is good. I sit with my friend Hannah, who I'll mention later, and this girl Nicole. I've met Nicole twice now. She's a pretty fun person, but she isn't the best influence and she's a little heavy.
She thinks I'm hot. I can't exactly disagree. She added me on myspace and facebook and talks to me constantly. Then, she started asking if I was single and such. Then, she said we should date and calls me hot repeatedly. It's borderline stalker-ish. I don't have any interest in her what-so-ever and I've been kind of ignoring her and playing dumb. I don't want to be mean, but what do I do?
Leading her on is a bad idea. If she's this stalkerish when you and her are on good terms, imagine how it will be if you lead her on and thenbreak the news. Go at it gently. Talk about how good of "friends" you're becomming. Tell her she's becomming like a sister to you, and then confide in her about girl #3. If she doesn't get the hint, then she's an idiot. It will hurt her at first, but most likely, she will get into thinking, "if this is the only way I can have him in my life...." If you get Sandy though, try and cut Nicole out a bit, as her jealousy will, at the very least, subconsciously cause her to sabotage everything.
If you don't get one of the first two girls, do NOT rely on this one as a drunken fallback. Most bigger girls obsess once they get dicked down by a man of your caliber, sir.
Avoid this situation. First of all, your best guy friend is the most important thing in your life when you are in your early to mid 20's. This is the guy all of your adventures will be with. If this girl is your friend, keep it that way.
I hate to be cliche here, but bros before hoes is good advise. Do not let a girl come between you and your friend. Even if he does break up with her, avoid it at all costs until he has moved away from the area. You do not want to have a girlfriend and not a good guy friend at any time in your life. Unless this girl is the one you plan on marrying, run away from her vagina.
Unless of course, they are just fooling around and hanging out. If nothing is official, and they don't seem too couplish, then he should have no problem with you going next. Just don't hit him when he asks you how his dick tastes. This is a common joke amongst myself and some of my friends.
Here is the good one. If you want to find out if she's into you, stop flirting with her. If she maintains, then it's all day. If she stops too, then she jsut likes the attention. If this happens, run hot and cold on the attention. Buy her lunch in the afternoon and then "forget" to call her. I am against playing games once you are in a relationship, but a little fun never hurt anyone ahead of time. You need to show her how well you exist beyond her sphere of influence. You seem like a cool guy to me, so seem that cool to her and the chips will fall where they may.
Another good piece of advice is to just not look. You've got possibilities with three girls, so you should go find three more. If there is baggage associated with these first three, your best bet is to keep looking. I'd say Sandy is the one you should pursue if you decide to pursue one. The first one doesn't seem to interest you, the second one opens a giant can of worms. Good luck.
Once again, this depends heavily on whether or not Hannah and Luke are an actual couple or fuck buddies.
Gauge the temperature of her relationship by asking some questions that have nothing to do with her and Luke. Ask her what she thinks girls like. She will tell you what she likes. If Luke doesn't do these things, they won't be together as a couple for long, if at all. If he does, you know where it is going.
Good luck!
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Find a hobby. Perhaps knitting is for you.
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I'd beg to differ. I'm sure some people will find the annominity and the fact that they don't have to worry about "looking" like anything after talking about their problems very comforting. I mean, I'll never see you all again so I have absolutely no problem telling or answering anything. If you start actin' like *****, I can block you or just leave; simple as that.
And FTS, I sort of want to have a "God" discussion or something with you, but I'm fearful of 2 things. 1. Offending you and 2. It getting far to serious, or you or someone else taking it to serious. I'm all up for arguing and flaming and name calling, but rarely is that fun to me. That's just entertainin'. I just need a good debate, and then I wanna debate Will on somethin'. lol
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
I am not at all easily offended. I can debate God. I'm not super religious or anything, but I believe. I kind of do my own thing as far as prayer and interpretation.
I'm good now mate, Just still stressed out, But the little sleeping aid was just that, I would never accept anti-depressant, Even from a doctor, I have an addictive personality, I nearly fucked up both of my kidney's because of caffaine lol, So I dont dare try anything stronger.
As for the annominty thing, It is easier to pour your heart out at someone you don't personally know, I don't like showing the "crazy" side of my personality to loved one's, As it can really freak them out, Whereas a total stranger give's you that feeling, "They dont know me in, Any shape or form really". I mean how many of you know something about me, That isn't blantantly obvisous?
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Holy shit, I can't believe this this thread is still around.
Your feet stink because there is dead skin being eaten by the bacteria that lives in the soles of your shoes. First of all, clean the inside of your shies. Secondly, try a product like the Ped egg to knock the callouses and dead skin from your feet. If that doesn't work, get a very fine grit sand paper, and grind them bitches away.
Finally, a nightly foot bath in epsom salts will keep your feet from callousing. Rub some lotion on them before bed to keep them soft.
Your feet stink because there is dead skin being eaten by the bacteria that lives in the soles of your shoes. First of all, clean the inside of your shies. Secondly, try a product like the Ped egg to knock the callouses and dead skin from your feet. If that doesn't work, get a very fine grit sand paper, and grind them bitches away.
Finally, a nightly foot bath in epsom salts will keep your feet from callousing. Rub some lotion on them before bed to keep them soft.