Five Word Impact on Destination America

[Whap Me Jungles]

So here's a fun game that I totally stole from WBL but who cares because he was a ****** made up for you.

Basically, we collectively book the first Impact Wrestling episode on Destination America, but each post will only contain five words. The next post after that will continue the story. It's as easy as going balls deep in a drunken Essex girl.

Here goes.

Wednesday, 9PM on Destination America...

 

[Spidey Revivey]

What is this horseshit, Whap?

 

[Lowdown]

Dixie Carter returns from purgatory.

 

[ABMorales787]

Oh My God, Alberto Rodriguez!

 

[Torgo]

What's CM Punk Doing Here???????

 

[rbv13]

Taz literally shits his pant.

 

[ABMorales787]

From The Doctor's Office..... Z-PAK!!

 

[6timehitta]

Why isn't this Lucha Underground?

 

[rbv13]

Lucha Underground reaches more households.

 

[GI Cake]

Coming up Next, Ghost Stalkers.

 

[Dirk]

in a title bout against

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Amish Hillbilly Ghost Cop. Then

 

[Dirk]

lights go out. It was

 

[Moon Knight]

lights go out. It was

The ghost of America's dignity

 

[Poop Master Flex]

that looks like Abraham Lincoln.

 

[nightmare]

Real shark eats Shark Boy.

 

[The Boss]

HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN returns tonight!

 

[rbv13]

To suck a giant dong.

 

[The Boss]

Is what rbv13 would say

 

[Spidey Revivey]

except all but one agree.

 

[The Boss]

the six sided ring sucks

 

[A11oftheLights]

Hogan has a heart attack

 

[Dirk]

from bronzer, steroids and nepotism.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Then comes back and hits...

 

[A11oftheLights]

nothing because he's in hospital