Game: Five Word Impact Wrestling

[Lowdown]

Bow down to Dixie Carter

 

[Wolf Pac]

Matt Hardy's eating cheeseburgers when

 

[Lowdown]

Reby Sky arrives wearing a...

 

[The_Misson]

dress made of bacon cheeseburgers.

 

[Dirk]

find fat asses and leave.

 

[WBL]

A spokesman for Panda Energy

 

[Starkist]

Explains how pandas fuel TNA,

 

[WBL]

with the souls they harvest

 

[Dirk]

from Bully Ray's former employees.

 

[WBL]

James Storm's "Revolution"'s newest member:

 

[Dirk]

brightly coloured megastar, Roshi Matsu,

 

[WBL]

and Indian powerhouse Minder Jahal.

 

[Wolf Pac]

Joe is kidnapped by Al-Qaeda

 

[WBL]

, and he eats them. Yum.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

They pass through his bowels

 

[WBL]

on a fantastical, wubtubulous journey

 

[Lowdown]

And ends up in a

 

[Starkist]

Magical forest with ninjas and,

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

when the Ninjas finish smoking,

 

[Dirk]

Joe cuts a smoky cheese.

 

[WBL]

Yaz dies a horrible death.

 

[Starkist]

And is quickly then reborn,

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

because Russo Magic. Angelina Love

 

[Lowdown]

Was ridden very hard and

 

[Starkist]

Velvet sky played a piano,

Do we still play since WBL left?