Game: Five Word Impact Wrestling

[WBL]

Which, actually, explains a lot.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Zombie Chris Candido will face

 

[WBL]

his own mortality, when necromancer

 

[Dirk]

Ric Flair reanimates himself again.

 

[WBL]

Impact's in Flair Country, y'know.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Speaking of which, David Flair

 

[Starkist]

Challenges The Destroyer Bobby Lashley,

 

[Rusty]

to fist WBL's hairy ass.

 

[Lowdown]

And rub his tender nipples.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Knux faces his greatest opponent:

 

[Dirk]

razor rash! I know, right?

 

[Lowdown]

Then we have Velvet Sky

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

in a lesbian scene with

 

[Lowdown]

Madison Rayne and Taryn Terrell

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

as viewership passes 14 million.

 

[Starkist]

Taz is letting pigeons loose,

 

[Lowdown]

Lucky son of a bitch

 

[Starkist]

And Mike Tenay ate Viagra,

 

[Dirk]

but then again, who doesn't?

 

[Freddy4190]

Austin Aries is eating cake

 

[WBL]

... the cake's a lie! SWERVE!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Zema Ion dresses as a

 

[WBL]

low-budget version of Slenderman

 

[Wolf Pac]

Gimps invade TNA, promise takeover

 

[Spidey Revivey]

of Scott Steiner's mind. They