Don't ya just hate it when you can't tell their age?

[Alex]

People say I look 19-20 even though I'm 26. I HATE GETTING CARDED!

You'll like it in 20 odd years

 

[Fuel The Fire]

ya im 25, i look like im 20
i had a bald friend that was 19 and he could getaway with everything.

 

[Super Hans]

People say I look 19-20 even though I'm 26. I HATE GETTING CARDED!

Chicks being nice to you,i thought you were mentally 13.

 

[Moon Knight]

old enough to bleed old enough to breed?

thats ones pretty damn disgusting IMO, but the old enough to pee one is a lot worse.

How about gotta hit it before the hair does! My friend told me that one.

 

[Moon Knight]

ya im 25, i look like im 20
i had a bald friend that was 19 and he could getaway with everything.

Its a good thing, youll like looking younger than your age soon. I usally get mistaken for early 20's. 21 to 22.

 

[Sparky]

I thought you was only that age. (23ish) ?

 

[Stormtrooper]

Guess I should ask the question is it wrong to shag them if they lie to you?

Sometimes ignorance is bliss?

Just don't ask their age. Its not like they are trying to buy beer from you or anything.

Well think about it this way. The greatest defensive pro (American) football player of all time (Lawrence Taylor) did that very thing, and he got arrested for it. I would say it's bad.

Should they be lying to you, no, but the law expects you to err on the side of caution. If the girl looks like there's a chance she's too young, then don't do it.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

i was dating this girl for a while who told me she was 20, then i learned she was only 5. i was only with her for 3 more years.

I JUST FOUND THE QUOTE FOR MY SIG

 

[ABMorales787]

Sometimes ignorance is bliss?

No. Magnus is bliss. I can't believe I just said that.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

How about gotta hit it before the hair does! My friend told me that one.

If she's in school, feel free to drool.

If she can run, lets have some fun.

If she has a job, she can suck some knob.

If she drinks from a glass, it can go in the ass.

I'm just finding rhymes at this point.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

If she's in school, feel free to drool.

If she can run, lets have some fun.

If she has a job, she can suck some knob.

If she drinks from a glass, it can go in the ass.

I'm just finding rhymes at this point.

If the bitch has a hedge, she's old enough for Edge?

:3?

 

[Moon Knight]

If she's in school, feel free to drool.

If she can run, lets have some fun.

If she has a job, she can suck some knob.

If she drinks from a glass, it can go in the ass.

I'm just finding rhymes at this point.

God Will, way to show me up!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

If the bitch has a hedge, she's old enough for Edge?

:3?

I believe his motto is..

If the bitch is taken, she can be forsaken.

God Will, way to show me up!

LOL Does it make you feel better.. or worse.. to know I made up half of those as I typed them out?

 

[DigitalNight]

There ya go Norman. Buy the shirt & wear it proudly.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I haven't seen The Hangover yet