Don't ya just hate it when you can't tell their age?

[Vash21]

Pedophilia is joked about a bit in here, but I wouldn't touch anything underage(intentionally) I don't care what they look like.

I work in a retail environment where there are a lot of women everywhere. One is working close by and I can't tell her damn age, she is hot, i mean really hot. Wanna know if I am a dirty old man or not. An contrary to what some of you may think I am a little too old to be trolling the high schools.

Did have a situation where a girl told me she was 19. Dated for awhile and then come to find out she just turned 16. She was fairly good and had some experience but I just couldn't do it anymore.

Anyone else?

 

[Super Hans]

Well the old saying goes.If there is grass on the park,its playable.

 

[Vash21]

Well the old saying goes.If there is grass on the park,its playable.

old enough to bleed old enough to breed?

thats ones pretty damn disgusting IMO, but the old enough to pee one is a lot worse.

 

[Ferbian]

I hate it as well, especially due to the fact that I usually don't pay much attention to girls who's 2-3 years above, or below my age difference when it comes to wanting to try and work anything out that isn't just a friendship.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I once met a girl at the mall who said she was 18 and I believed her, until her mom called one day asking where I had taken her 16 year old daughter.

You can imagine how well that went over with the police. Good thing I hadn't fucked her yet.

 

[Super Hans]

Have you fucked her since then?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

i was dating this girl for a while who told me she was 20, then i learned she was only 5. i was only with her for 3 more years.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Have you fucked her since then?

We haven't remained in contact.

 

[Ferbian]

i was dating this girl for a while who told me she was 20, then i learned she was only 5. i was only with her for 3 more years.

Good god I hope you missed a number in that one..

 

[Goliath Uterus]

i was dating this girl for a while who told me she was 20, then i learned she was only 5. i was only with her for 3 more years.

 

[Alex]

Well a guy at work is dating someone who looked 18, claimed to be 16 but turned out was 15.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

[youtube]y71i4VnO-eY[/youtube]

 

[Super Hans]

Well a guy at work is dating someone who looked 18, claimed to be 16 but turned out was 15.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0

 

[Ferbian]

I love The Hangover

 

[Fuel The Fire]

I love The Hangover

don't we all

 

[Alex]

I haven't seen The Hangover yet

 

[Fuel The Fire]

I haven't seen The Hangover yet

 

[Ferbian]

I haven't seen The Hangover yet

You are not welcome here anymore.

 

[Alex]

You are not welcome here anymore.

I guess I'll have to buy it and watch it now

 

[Ferbian]

I guess I'll have to buy it and watch it now

Don't come back until you have

 

[Fuel The Fire]

When you do come back.. i want you to sing the 3 best friends song to us, and you will never think of the wolf pac the same way again.

 

[Ferbian]

When you do come back.. i want you to sing the 3 best friends song to us, and you will never think of the wolf pac the same way again.

Please god no! let him sing the Stu song.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

i dont know if im taking this too far but i found this , i have to share it with yall
[youtube]UswkNse2H0s[/youtube]

 

[Vash21]

Guess I should ask the question is it wrong to shag them if they lie to you?

Sometimes ignorance is bliss?

Just don't ask their age. Its not like they are trying to buy beer from you or anything.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

People say I look 19-20 even though I'm 26. I HATE GETTING CARDED!