Domestic football - spam version

[Miko]

"Have Chelsea ever faced a crisis like this in their 12 year history?" That tickled me

 

[Blade]

I always thought Michael Owen was a bit of a twat. Then he tweeted that he hates all films. Now I'm certain he's a complete twat.

 

[Lee]

I always thought Michael Owen was a bit of a twat. Then he tweeted that he hates all films. Now I'm certain he's a complete twat.

He once said he's only ever watched eight films.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/29623819/michael-owen-has-only-watched-eight-films-ever

 

[L@RISANO]

 

[L@RISANO]

I always thought Michael Owen was a bit of a twat. Then he tweeted that he hates all films. Now I'm certain he's a complete twat.

Michael Owen: "If Man City don't score, they hardly ever win."

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Jose Mourinho sacked according to reports.

 

[Барбоса]

Not a report now. It's a fact.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Not sure if thats stupid or not. On one hand they are completely crap, but last time they let him go they couldnt find a replacement

Wouldnt be suprised he ends up at United when Van Gaal gets the arse, unless Guardiola is actually going to leave Bayern which I cant believe

 

[L@RISANO]

Jose lost the dressing room. No way he was going to be kept on after that. Hiddink is being linked with the role temporarily, whilst Pep rumours continue to float, tho I think he will go to Manchester at the end of the season.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Honestly wouldn't hate to see him take over United. Jose that is.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

They could always go after Ancelotti. Although the offer would have to be too good to pass up.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Cant wait for united to miss out on the top 4, sack LVG and be right back where they started with one of the managers they actually wanted to get when fergie gave it up

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

HHH saying Carrol could come to NXT

 

[Blade]

His vignettes would be like the opposite of Mr. Perfect. They just show highlights of his awful performances.

 

[Stone Cold Tea]

His vignettes would be like the opposite of Mr. Perfect. They just show highlights of his awful performances.

I remember his first game back at St James Park for Liverpool. He's clean through on goal and instead of taking the easy finish takes a dive instead

 

[Lee]

Says he has the physical prowess. Yes because he's never injured. Fucking hell, he makes Rey Mysterio look healthy.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Pep will leave Bayern at the end of the season. Ancelotti will replace him.

 

[Барбоса]

Klopp got his tactics and team selection all wrong today. So much passing into men in the middle who were already under pressure. Benteke and Ibe should have started.

Both Liverpool and Man Utd are suffering from a real lack of pace on the flanks.

 

[Dave]

Good week to have Ighalo in your Fantasy Premier League team.

 

[Lee]

Man U fans go to a travel agents.

"Look lad, I want to get away for Christmas, the weather is awful. Can you recommend anywhere?"

"Well you can't beat the canaries in December!"

 

[Dave]

Rumours circulating that Ronny Deila is on his way out of the club by mutual consent...

 

[M]

Supporting Spurs is a roller coaster, but at least we're in the 4 after that shit start and somehow drawing with West
Brom. Looking at the fixture we have, it seems we could hang on as long as we don't screw up bad so I'm cautiously content.

Watford are a point (and goal difference) off a top 4 spot. Anyone care to explain how that managed to happen?

 

[Lee]

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Hate to rub it in, but was Cleverley's header the last touch before the final whistle?

 

[Uncle Sam]

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.