Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Fat Sam calls my doppelgänger a soft German then complains about abusive language. Good grief.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

So long Rafa.... Hello Zidane.

 

[Lee]

Enrique! Enrique! He's our king, he always lets the ball in!

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

So if Football Manager is any indication, De Boar is the next coach for Chelsea....

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35267662

Interesting story about Yaya Toure reacting angrily to not winning the African Player of the Year award. At first I thought this was just another over-reaction like the birthday cake fiasco a couple of years ago but he makes an interesting point about how his Ivory Coast side won the African Cup and Gabon didn't make it out of the group stage. Essentially, he was more successful in Africa than Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang but still came second.

 

[Lee]

That's like saying Messi shouldn't win awards because Argentina are shit.

 

[Барбоса]

That's like saying Messi shouldn't win awards because Argentina are shit.

Cristiano Ronaldo hardly comes from a nation of world-beaters either.

While there might be something of a point about using the award to help the prominence of the ACN, given that Europe is the centre of world football and has its best leagues, teams and players, is it any surprise that an African player's achievements there can mean more than in the ACN?

Toure is just using it as a smokescreen whilst moaning about "poor old him" again.

On top of that, Toure was lazy garbage for half of 2015.

 

[Lee]

Hey Newcastle we need an out and out striker.

What's that? Let us sign two central midfielders including one you haven't heard of before?

Fuck this club.

 

[Khalifa]

Hey Newcastle we need an out and out striker.

What's that? Let us sign two central midfielders including one you haven't heard of before?

Fuck this club.

Alexandre Lacazette would of been a good pick up for you guys. Maybe in the summer?

 

[Lee]

Alexandre Lacazette would of been a good pick up for you guys. Maybe in the summer?

We could have had him in 2014 but the club wouldn't bulk on the price (the extra £2mil).

Our defence has finally sorted itself out and chances are being made, just not getting scored.

I want either Austin or Jordan Rhodes.

 

[Lee]

Newcastle have now bought their first proven PL player since 2009.

 

[Lee]

GET IN YOU FUCKING CHEATING MANC BASTARDS

 

[Барбоса]

Seems LVG can choose either "boring and solid" or "entertaining and porous."

 

[Lee]

Watching the match I don't think Man U were as great as people have said they were. Or maybe Newcastle were just way better than I'm used to and both teams were pretty good.

 

[Khalifa]

I was disappointed with a few players from Man U. Rooney played decent but I don't believe the first penalty was there at all. Lucky to walk out with the point are Man U I reckon.

 

[Lee]

I think both penalties shouldn't have been given however Newcastle should have had another 1 or 2 pens. Fellani should have been sent off and Smalling was lucky too.

Tiote though, glad to see he remembered how to play football.

 

[Барбоса]

Just to show how tight the calls were, I thought they were both penalties.

Tiote plays well just when he is about to leave...

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

The expression on LVG's face after Lingard's miss reminded me of Hernandez's miss at Bruges.

The game last night can be summed up by 'United were lucky to get a point', then decide which one you mean.

 

[Lee]

Fucking mental games tonight!

 

[A11oftheLights]

How did sterling not get a penalty there at the end? HAHAHA suck shit

 

[Lee]

Football!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

SAWKER

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Dunno if that was poor discipline by Athletico with those 2 red cards, or if the Refs gave Barcelona that match..... But that was poor display by both teams.

 

[Lee]

It was poor discipline. Did you even see the tackles?

 

[Lee]

MOTHERFUCKING TRANSFER FUCKING DEAD FUCKING LINE FUCKING DAY. FUCK YEAH!