Lee
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supermod!
How united didnt score in that first half i'll never know. Van Persie could have had 2 or 3, Falcao another, Ashley Young even had one going into the top right corner and then when the ball finally gets passed Llorris by the length of a bee's dick Jones is offside. A game that should have been at least 3-0 at half time finished 0-0
One thing I notice with you is how many times you say "this could have happened". It didn't. That's not how football works.