Domestic football - spam version

[Lee]

Oh Taylor you knob.

 

[Tastycles]

That keeper was shit there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Squeaky. Bum. Time.

 

[Lee]

That keeper was shit there.

His competitive debut, I'm not surprised by that at all.

 

[Tastycles]

He's made a few decent saves since.

Where the fuck is 6 minutes from?

 

[Lee]

No idea. I'm going to be sick, but I think that's due to the hangover.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was gonna ask who Jak Alnwick was, yeah. Charlton had a Ben Alnwick last season and there was a second of, "No, it couldn't be..."

 

[Lee]

Radio 5 live commentator keeps calling him Ben. It is Jak, he's from hexham so localish.

 

[Lee]

GET IN!

 

[Uncle Sam]

That was absolutely wonderful.

 

[Tastycles]

The Alnwicks are brothers, to be fair.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Fucking nicely done Newcastle!

 

[Uncle Sam]

This just in: Jak and Ben Alnwick are brothers, Rob Elliott used to play for Charlton, Charlton just ended the streak.

 

[Lee]

This just in: Jak and Ben Alnwick are brothers, Rob Elliott used to play for Charlton, Charlton just ended the streak.

Cisse also starts with a C. Pardew also is a former Charlton manager. The Charlton brothers are Geordies.

 

[Lee]

This can't be a true fact but apparently we're the only side to have defeated Mourinio three times in the PL.

 

[Lee]

Also well done Blyth yesterday. Just need Gateshead to win tomorrow and it'll be a great weekend for the Geordie teams.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Arsenal seem to have gone full ****** at Stoke.

 

[Loveless]

I don't know how he manages it but Steven Taylor manages to get sent off every season, despite pretty much never playing.

 

[L@RISANO]

Aguero injured...Knee ligament damage... I wonder how serious it will turn out to be...

IF he is out for a lengthy period, then today might not turn out to be much of a gain for ManCity after all...

 

[L@RISANO]

Divenaldo at it again today...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Aguero injured...Knee ligament damage... I wonder how serious it will turn out to be...

I feel bad for him, but this does significantly improve my fantasy team chances.

 

[Rusty]

City should have kept Negredo, underrated talent.

 

[Lee]

City should have kept Negredo, underrated talent.

You've said nothing about Costa today...

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

 

[Lee]

Also great to see gateshead in the third round.

I'd love Blyth/Gateshead tto get either each other, us or the mackems.