I've bought a man utd membership ever since i got a job 5 or so years ago, even though there's fuck all chance of me going, I stay up til three in the morning to watch every fucking game regardless of whats on the next day, yet somehow that makes me fake? Righto.
So what? I'm sure it's hard tuning in to a win every week and competing for, and generally winning, the title each year. I doubt you'd be supporting them in the first place if they weren't Man fucking United.
inb4 WOT BOUT LAST SEASON.