Domestic football - spam version

[Pay Per Ghost]

I think its Jose's gum now.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

A conversation i had today

Friend: Moyes has won nothing, he's not near qualified enough for the job

Me: Who would you have then

Friend: Michael Laudrup

Me:

 

[Loveless]

I'd imagine that's Chelsea qualified and Spurs sunk now. Chelsea have essentially got 4 points on Spurs and Arsenal should have 2 easy games to keep them ahead.

 

[Ming]

Chelsea should have beat Tottenham, who got the draw through Adebayor of all people. Why Defoe wasn't brought on, I've no clue, but then again AVB brought on Sigurdsson who scored the equaliser so I won't criticise him too much. Torres is still utterly useless. I'm beginning to really like Luiz. I've gotten used to Benitez. And, yep, Tottenham Hotspurs continue their obvious inferiority to the blue might of the future champions. Chelsea.

That's right, I'm predicting a Chelsea title win next year. Well, I'd probably change my mind if Man Utd appointed Mourinho, but I just do not see that happening. It's looking like Moyes will get it and I've thought for some time now that Mourinho will return to Chelsea.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll name bet you that Chelsea don't win the title next year.

Also, isn't it just "Tottenham Hotspur", singular, or am I being the stupid one?

 

[Ming]

I'll name bet you that Chelsea don't win the title next year.

Really? You just don't care anymore, do you? You've gone bat-shit crazy. Are you sure about this? I'll have you know just this season I've made hefty £20 profits (only two bets were made) from my footballing bets with friends. And you need to select a team to win the title.

Also, isn't it just "Tottenham Hotspur", singular, or am I being the stupid one?

I don't know. Maybe I pressed that s with just "Spurs" in mind. Excrement occurs.

 

[Alastor]

Moyes is hardly the worse choice out there. Fans limiting their choices to 'winners' is stupid. Mourinho, Guardiola, Klopp, Blanc, Conte have all achieved greater things when given the opportunity at a bigger stage before 'winning trophies'.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Anyone picked to replace fergie no matter what their past achievements are going to come under immense pressure and scrutiny. You pick someone old and experienced and it's seen as a short term appointment,you pick someone young up and coming and it's seen as too big of a gamble.
The fact is there's never going to be another manager like ferguson or given the amount of control at such a massive club that he was given.
The person who takes over from the person who takes over from fergie will be getting the best job in club football, as he wont have near the same levels of expectation placed on him.

 

[Барбоса]

Seems Rooney is looking to take advantage of the uncertainty at Utd to get himself another big pay day...

 

[a0161613]

Going for Moyes is crazy. Klopp would have made much more sense.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Klopps said a million times he's staying until 2016 though.
Aside from Reus he's never had to spend big either, although his style of football would suit united better then Moyes.

 

[Барбоса]

Going for Moyes is crazy. Klopp would have made much more sense.

Klopp is hardly the most qualified for the Utd job either. He is also more unhinged than Mourinho.

 

[Alastor]

Ancelotti would have been the best choice. But I don't think Manchester will win the fight for his services against PSG and Real Madrid.

 

[Miko]

Meh, someone from the Premier non-top 4 is being given a chance at the big time instead of an import, I wont criticise.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Is Rooney looking for another fat contract? Fucking hell.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Really? You just don't care anymore, do you? You've gone bat-shit crazy. Are you sure about this? I'll have you know just this season I've made hefty £20 profits (only two bets were made) from my footballing bets with friends. And you need to select a team to win the title.

Moyes United.

 

[Ming]

Moyes United.

You're on.

 

[Lee]

Fucking Lampard

 

[Tastycles]

You know what pisses me off? The fact that Wimbledon beating Liverpool in 1988 has just been described as the "last cup final upset". Wimbledon finished 7th that season. Everton finished 15th in 1995, and won it against United who came 2nd.

 

[Барбоса]

With all the chat that the big clubs do not care about the FA Cup anymore, you know what I think has done far more damage than that?

Having the FA Cup Final before the end of the league season and having a programme of fixtures the same day.

 

[Tastycles]

Totally.

Roy Keane does not approve of being on Twitter.

 

[Барбоса]

Jimmy Montgomery's double save from Cherry and then Lorimer in the 1973 final is about as good as I have ever seen.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They're talking like Wigan are a League 2 team. It's all getting a bit boring.

 

[Lee]

Fuck off Wigan. You should already be relegated and McManaman should be at the end of an 8 game ban. *****.

 

[Tastycles]

8 game ban? For a tackle?

If Martin Taylor got three games for snapping Eduardo's leg in half, I don't see how anyone could ever get more.

Well done Wigan.