Dixie Carter Teases "Big" Free Agent Signing (SPAM Friendly Version)
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You guys remember back when Tara had this "superstar" of a mystery boyfriend? He, who was bigger than "Brad, George, Leonardo etc."? Then it was Jesse Godderz, of whom at that point I've never heard of in my fucking life? This is exactly the same thing. Poor girl has to try, though...
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Goldberg. I would tune in. Christian never put an arse on the seat.
Simple fact of the matter is, I don't think there are any truly "big" free agents out there who would realistically sign with TNA. That's not a TNA bash, it's simply reality. Batista, Goldberg, MVP, I simply can't see them going anywhere near TNA. If they're going anywhere, it's back to WWE.
And in fairness to Dixie, she has to try to create excitement with limited resources. So she has no choice but hype the hell out of something which will ultimately end up being nothing. They really should force her to close her twitter account.
My money is on Bobby Lashley. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
And in fairness to Dixie, she has to try to create excitement with limited resources. So she has no choice but hype the hell out of something which will ultimately end up being nothing. They really should force her to close her twitter account.
My money is on Bobby Lashley. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
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Who was it?
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No one so far. Either they're saving it for the very end of the show or Dixie was misleading by saying it was going to rock Impact live, as she meant that would happen in the future and not tonight.
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Thats bogus
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No clue who actually is a free agent withe the E. Wouldn't rule out this being an athlete or celebrity.
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they didn't announce the new signing tonight. To be fair, it doesn't make sense to debut a guy on a taped edition of the show. The "big" signing will end up probably having a teaser video at the PPV and appearing at Impact.
Of course, it's also not smart to announce a signing then not deliver either.
Of course, it's also not smart to announce a signing then not deliver either.
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"Because you're a TNA fan and all TNA fans are apologists who think everything TNA does is brilliant." That's a load of nonsense, but that's probably what they think.
I will say that your favorite John Morrison (and maybe MVP) is the only guy out there that is really relevant enough to warrant being called a "big" signing. The other people are either irrelevant (like Lashley), not big-league (like anyone from ROH), RVD (more like a re-signing then a signing), old legends (Kevin Nash), or non-wrestling people.
Have any of us even wondered if the signing isn't a wrestler, but a musician/band that will appear at a future show? She said it would rock Impact. Well, Rock is a genre of music. Maybe she meant it literally.
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Барбоса;4477829 said:
Just to touch on the JoMo thing, he is one of the worst talkers I've ever seen but he got pretty decent in the ring shortly before he left.
Technically, you don't "sign" acts to play a gig, you book them. Though the idea of a band playing at BFG would be great. P.O.D. maybe to suck up to the home crowd?
Lashley and Morrison are with WWL who have some sort of work agreement with TNA so maybe it's one of them. I'd mark out if it was Ricky Banderas though.
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If its Morrison though, I will be happy with that.
Just not Bob fuckin Holly....PLEASE
If its Morrison though, I will be happy with that.
Just not Bob fuckin Holly....PLEASE
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Would TNA call him John Hennigan if he came in? I assume 'Morrison' is still trademarked the the 'E?
Apart from JoMo and Goldberg, I can't think of ANY free agents in wrestling I would actually get excited about. This is the problem with only 1 big company, the amount of 'shock' signings and people with name value switching companies is so low. The days of things like Rick Rude appearing on both shows in a day, Luger turning up on Nitro out of the blue and The Radicalz jumping to WWE as a group have gone forever
Apart from JoMo and Goldberg, I can't think of ANY free agents in wrestling I would actually get excited about. This is the problem with only 1 big company, the amount of 'shock' signings and people with name value switching companies is so low. The days of things like Rick Rude appearing on both shows in a day, Luger turning up on Nitro out of the blue and The Radicalz jumping to WWE as a group have gone forever
I thought of that as well. Hennigan isn't exactly the coolest name out there. I'd assume that they would (SO many variables would have to in order, though) either go with Johnny Henson (closer to his real name) or Morris Johnson (typical ship-jump boner move).Triple Naitch said:
Also, just as a further flip-off to the WWE, they could give him any old Doors song for poops 'n' giggles...
I've always assumed they would go with either Johnny Impact or John Hendrix.
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He uses John Hennigen on the indies and it works just fine.
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John Hendrix would be good, ye.