Dave meets and MSN bot.

[Dave]

Best MSN conversation I have ever had.

Megan says:
hi???
Duv says:
Hi?
Megan says:
Hey I saw you on youporn? i dont remember if we are friends.
Duv says:
I don't mean to sound patronising but I don't know who you are
Megan says:
so whats up with you today? had a fun holiday weekend?
Are you there...?
Duv says:
Yes
Megan says:
yeah im just a lil bored have off of work today.
Duv says:
Who are you?
Megan says:
currently im working for a fashion design company
Duv says:
Good stuff
How do you know me?
Megan says:
im entered in a fashion and talent contest and your rating would mean alot to me
I have a bunch of lingirie to choose from... whats your favorite color? im tryin to decidelol
...?
Duv says:
Red
Megan says:
hmmm.... lol I think i might be able to do that, go to <link> scroll ALL the way DOWN to the bottom u will see "Friends of Megan", tell me when you get the password page!
Duv says:
No thank you
Megan says:
put in the password: myfriend4
Duv says:
No thank you
Megan says:
yea, fill out your info,first and last name, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
Are you there...?
Duv says:
Maybe
Megan says:
kk, if you entered as our friend, it should say 0.00 at the bottom, if so you are good for our friend's pass
Duv says:
It doesn't
It says "Piss off smelly skank" for some reason?
Megan says:
CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy, we had to to do the same thing .. it won't charge, u got the free password
Duv says:
What is happening
?
Megan says:
I just found some booty shorts lol i think im gonna put a skirt on!!!!!!!
k let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my room cam.
k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me hot stuff!
...?
Duv says:
...?
Megan says:
sweet k
Duv says:
sweet k
Megan says:
when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS k?
Duv says:
when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS k?
You there?
Megan says:
alright, i am in the middle section, its the 3rd one down in that section, the cam name is random so i dont know what it is till i get in
yup
Duv says:
Awesome
Are you chubby?
I only like big gals
Megan says:
yeah im the one laying on my bed, do you see me?
k babe talk to me in the chat
Whats your username so I can send you an invite?
Duv says:
You are not fat!
That is disgusting
what are you doing with that cucumber?
Aw, I see what it is now
Megan says:
My msn lagging out... ill be on my site... the link again is <link> (secret code myfriend4) once you sign up you will see me on the front page
Duv says:
I wont
so, I probably wont
That is no way to treat a horse...
In your mouth! Awww! Poor horse.

Anyone else met with these things?

Let me make it clear that I wasn't watching anything.

 

[Blade]

Even though she was a raging ****, you were still the perfect gentleman. So proud of you, Dave.

 

[Dave]

I know, right!

Treat a woman bot with respect. They have feelings too.

 

[Lee]

This girl added me and did the same thing, two days later same add but a different girl asks how im on her msn and she had 50 new people on. I explained and basically shed been hacked by a cam ****e.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Haha, I like the Talk to Frank Bot on MSN, its fun for about 5 minutes

 

[Pepe Silvia]

One of these messaged me once. I sent... a good 20 messages in all of 6 seconds. It sent 3 out of order messages (As in "Scroll to the bottom" And then "Hi, how are you") and then went quiet for a good 3 minutes. Then it logged off.

I think I broke it.

 

[The Doctor]

I just found out I've got added by one. Fucking shit.

I know a girl called Shanna so I was hoping it was legit. Shit like that seriously creeps me out.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Doc mah boi, PM me it's address, I'm bored enough to try and break another

 

[Dave]

Ah, Megan!

The love that got away. I will never forget her.

 

[Lee]

sad makem bastard